quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: And I'm looking forward to when we all start spiking his orange juice with vodka.
I hope he gets drunk and decides it would be good fun to beat the piss out of each and every one of you.
Her last boyfriend used to get quite violent when he was drunk. He beat up my sister a couple of times. My dad's assessment on Sunday was "At least he had a bit of spark about him."
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Prawn cocktails rock. I admire your prawn cocktail making skillz. I won't be making anything half as sophisticated as prawn cocktail, though. I am going to merely add a dollop of mayonnaise to my pot of prawns and eat them in front of the telly. With my fingers.
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Observation: prawns and domestic violence do not sit well together.
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I'm reminded, by virtue of an obscure train of thought, of the other week when I went to my frined's housewarming bash. I brought along a bottle of tequilla. When I arrived he was like "Ace, you bringed tequilla. Did you bring any lemons?" "no " was my reply. "Oh right, that's ok, I think we've got some Jif lemon in the fridge"
He was absolutely 100% serious when he said this. I actually cried a little.
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Actually my train of thought wasn't really that obscure at all. I was thinking of Louche's prawns, because prawns are tasty and I'm hungry, and I was thinking that prawns are nice if they're done with a bit of lettuce and a splash of lemon juice.
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For a post-cocktail dessert, NWoD ate a Fry's Turkish Delight because he thought the 'eastern promise' might improve his voice.
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We really pushed the boat out didn't we? You should have seen Misc's face when asking if I was eating the Turkish Delight pre or post vocals and I challenged him with a confident 'during'
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" was my reply. "Oh right, that's ok, I think we've got some Jif lemon in the fridge"
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