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See this I thought that I had a tough time on sites like urban75, seethru, liv4now and handbag but that was nothing compared to the abuse I have got on some dating site forums. And all for being homeless.
I can remember the advice i was given on community websites way back in 2001: "most of the women on this site are spoken for, if you want someone to go out with try a dating site or a chatroom ".
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The guys there seem a right bunch of spineless saps, all pitching for the same nice-guy persona exactly like most of the guys that post on handbag. They're all blandly supportive, po-faced and gentlemanly in that creepy "I'm completely desperate to get into that girl's knickers way". Pathetic.
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Believe... they're all Good Morning to you Miss Pink, haven't seen you in these online parts for a while... lol hope life's treating you well? You're avatar is looking gorgeous as usual if an inferior man may say so *ducks, grins*
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quote:Originally posted by wonderstarr: Believe... they're all Good Morning to you Miss Pink, haven't seen you in these online parts for a while... lol hope life's treating you well? You're avatar is looking gorgeous as usual if an inferior man may say so *ducks, grins*
It's just disgusting. And the fact that they do it in public and say it to everyone is just like... it's like being in a club and going along a line of girls - all out together - and complimenting them each in turn and offering to buy each one a drink.
Obviously the best technique would be to wade in and start laying in to people, but flirt on PM so everyone thinks they're the only people you're ever nice to. I mean - I feel embarrassed having to spell that out. But fawning over average or ugly people in public... when was that ever a solution to anything?
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Unfortunately for you, Thorn, I am never going to forget that you told Jessicaxxx on Handbag "there should be more smiles like yours in the world " or something equally greetingscard.
This was during our first day-trip to Handbag. Don't try to diss me back because I also remember my chat-up line to the same girl was "if we shared an office I'd be trying to stand behind you so I could look down the back of your trouser waistband."
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quote:Originally posted by wonderstarr: Unfortunately for you, Thorn, I am never going to forget that you told Jessicaxxx on Handbag "there should be more smiles like yours in the world " or something equally greetingscard.
This was during our first day-trip to Handbag. Don't try to diss me back because I also remember my chat-up line to the same girl was "if we shared an office I'd be trying to stand behind you so I could look down the back of your trouser waistband."
I don't remember saying that, but you could well be right. I'm not saying I haven't slipped up in the past, and I think it's relevant that that was an early attempt to take handbag. When I went back a year later, they were all over me like an STD rash.
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Also, before we get into the nineseven, er, debacle let's remember that my comments here are just about impressing chicks on a website. Obviously in the flesh my technique is just as clumsily disastrous as it's been since I was thirteen.
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Sorry to hear you've been having a rough time, Harley.
That site is rather odd.
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quote:Originally posted by wonderstarr: Some of those women are pretty fit, could you maybe put a word in, "Stonecastle"?
Get this one over to TMO first, will you.
Just had a very brief look at her "Flirtblog". 'Danni82' is an I.T Recruitment Consultant by trade - which is obvious upon reading her entry for 5th March 2007:
quote:Train sandwich. March 5, 2007 on 8:49 pm.
Well today was rather fun :s
Caught my normal trian to work, it was on time which was great. the only downside was it was crammed to the rafters. so there is me stood sandwhiched between these 2 huge guys. i could bearly breath there was so little room. to rub salt in the wound they decided to stop the train for 20 mins because there was a problem with the door lock mechanisim. aghhhh. Well at least i was only 15 mins late for work.
Was really busy with work today, for the last couple of days i have been sourcing candidates. So was nice to get on the phone to clients trying to source jobs.
Doesn't it seem a bit odd that she's got all dressed up for a night out and yet has had to take her own photo to put on a dating site? Did she actually just dress up at home and take her picture to give the illusion of a social life?
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Speaking of impressing chicks, I had an awful moment this morning, cycling into work. Turning down the lane towards the office I noticed a young spanish woman who works for us. Cycling up behind her I rang my bell, getting her to turn around, waved at her, and then cycled away. I mean... fucking hell that must have looked so fucking cool, me in my big, bright white cycle helmet, blue anorak, trousers tucked into those flourescent ankle holders, dinging my fucking bicycle bell and waving at her like a village policeman from the 1950s. I mean, what gets a chick wetter than that? I swear to God. I'm really a cool person, I'm just trapped in a nerd's body. And mind.
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Imagine rocking up on a date with this girl to find that her head was actually this shape. It would be an assertive effort to stay long enough to make out you haven't noticed as she gurgles a long island ice tea down her chin.
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