Louche
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quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: What was the question?
Do you want to babysit your sister's kids on Sunday? Given that 1) I loathe kids 2) I loathe my sister's kids more than I loathe ordinary kids 3) I haven't spoken to my sister in six months, because she's a **** , it was a bit of a naive question, really.
quote:Mart Did Leslie Crowther ever jazz on your face?
Good question. But, seeing as it's well documented that Leslie was sterile and impotent from the age of 21, after Bernie Clifton subjected Crowther to a concentrated serum made from the mucous glands of mosquitoes during a Crackerjack wrap party at the Dachau concentration camp, I think the answer would always be no. It sounds like a trick question. Well done Louche.
quote:Originally posted by Louche: Do you want to babysit your sister's kids on Sunday?
This is a much harder question to answer. Well done Louche. Next time your mother asks you a difficult question, you could always try countering with a question yourself: "Did Leslie Crowther ever jazz on your face?"
If she doesn't come up with the answer to this obvious trick (he was impotent, remember) question then you have won a small victory against a parent. No mean feat.
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Of course, if mum comes back at you with "of course not, dear, Leslie was impotent from the age of 21", then you're up shit creek.
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Louche
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quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: Next time your mother asks you a difficult question, you could always try countering with a question yourself: "Did Leslie Crowther ever jazz on your face?"
Imagining asking my mother this is hilarious and a tactic it's worth considering employing in the ongoing Louche vs her Mum war. That said, the poor woman hasn't had sex for fifteen years, so it might set off a horrible and painful for all reaction.
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I reckon it might be a good tactic in all kinds of arguments. From now on I intend to ask the question "Did Leslie Crowther ever jazz on your face?" during moments of stress and difficult questions. It should make job interviews a lot quicker and less painless. Painful even.
Name: Martin Phillips Address: Leeds D.O.B.: 03/06/1971 Tel.: 0113 555555 Marital status: married Driver's licence: clean Did Leslie Crowther ever jazz on your face: no Why/Why not: he was impotent from the age of 21 Hobbies/interests: reading, socialising, cinema
I think you guys should stop using the 'r' word, too. And all this jazz talk has to end. I've played along in the past, but it's all wrong, just... all wrong. It's got to stop.
Louche
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quote:Originally posted by mart:
quote:Mikee one page ago: What's even more annoying, is that I really wanted to see NaziCrowther with a crude cock jazzing in his face
So, yeah, just going with it, man. Jazz. [/QB]
Mikee was probably innocently imaging a Jools Holland session happpening on a pre-dead Crowther! Perhaps some people with beards watching him appreciatively and all. You're all perverts!
Louche
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There's an element of that post missing. The missing element would make it funny, honest. But I'm watching Jaws whhilst posting and I'm confused about what I'm talking about. I also want to have sex with the Police Chief. In Jaws. Enhancing my distraction.
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