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My wife started knitting at Christmas. She even went to a Knitting party where everyone there except her was a scientist. But they all knitted. Predictably, her first task was to knit a Christmas stocking. The thing is, I can't get over how long this shit takes. I mean, I know she’s just a beginner but fucking hell it took like months to knit a boot. And I expect you could buy one for less than the cost of the wool. How long does it take to knock out a pair of socks, Disco?
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cream linen suit, white shirt, tan shoes, fawn socks. blonde hair. Yes it's my formal "summer" outfit! The intended image is like Guy Pierce in the film Mento, or Elijah Snow out of comic book Planetary.
lunch I bought lunch!
can of beer pie and another pie
weekend hair cut in morning then probably go and see Blades of Glory film then come back and drink 1. speciality beer 2. cheaper beer with spag carbonara. while structuring my exciting next novel.
hair blonde, bit of wax, fringe, choppy
last nice thing bought -tickets for Boeing Boeing, play with Tamzin Outhwaite as air hostess - a novel for my secretary - the beer
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quote:Originally posted by wonderstarr: Boeing Boeing, play with Tamzin Outhwaite as air hostess
It's also got Michelle Gomez in it. I hope for your sake she is an air hostess too. I can't think of anything much sexier than Michelle Gomez as an air hostess. I'm totally going to have to 'put the cat out' in a minute.
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If it were a play about air hostesses getting high on marijuana during the flight, they could have called it Boeing Boeing Bong!Posts: 14015
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If it were a play about air hostesses getting high on marijuana during the flight and playing a number-based game of chance they could have called it Boeing Boeing Bong Bingo!
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socks. yeah well my first sock has taken me a month so far. thats only because at this point noone can explain to me what im doing, how long i should be doing it for, why im doing it, or what it should look like when im finished. when i say sock knitting soothes the soul, what i mean is, its a passable substitute for lying half- naked in bed mewling quietly to yourself until tears run from yor eyes and pool in your ears, about the meaninglessness of your existence and the impossible cruelty of there not being any way to leap forward for a small moment into the future to snatch a glimpse of your own life in the search for actual tangible proof that there is reason to go on- be that a suggestion of at- long- last- perfect- love, or the fleeting sensation of a small damp hand in yours, or a ray of sun so perfect from behind a cloud that you can at last fumblingly define the word 'divine'. it is better than that, but for fear of repeating myself, the betterness is mainly because you end up with a new pair of socks. apparently.
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If it were a play about air hostesses getting high on marijuana during the flight and playing a number-based game of chance with a pair of islamic terrorists they could have called it Boeing Boeing Bong Bingo Bang Bang!Posts: 14015
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If it were a play about air hostesses getting high on marijuana during the flight and playing a number-based game of chance with a pair of islamic terrorists foiled by a foolish Australian and his wild dog they could have called it Boeing Boeing Bong Bingo Bang Bang Drongo Dingo!
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If it were a play about air hostesses getting high on marijuana during the flight, dancing with fruit and playing a number-based game of chance with a pair of islamic terrorists foiled by a foolish Australian and his wild dog they could have called it Boeing Boeing Bong Bingo Bang Bang Drongo Dingo Mango Tango!
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If it were a play about air hostesses getting high on marijuana during the flight, dancing with fruit and playing a number-based game of chance with a pair of islamic terrorists foiled by a foolish Australian and his wild dog wielding massive mushrooms they could have called it Boeing Boeing Bong Bingo Bang Bang Drongo Dingo Mango Tango Humongous Fungus!
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Tamsin Outhwaite always looks like she might smell a bit. Sort of coffee-breath. I think it's that shade of bleached blonde hair - too close to the skintone, or something. Gillian Taylforth's the same. And Tanya thing out of off of Footballers' Wives.
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If it were a play about air hostesses getting high on marijuana during the flight, dancing with fruit and playing a number-based game of chance with a pair of islamic terrorists foiled by a foolish Australian and his wild dog wielding massive mushrooms and the hostesses cry out for sex with the Scottish co-pilot they could have called it Boeing Boeing Bong Bingo Bang Bang Drongo Dingo Mango Tango Humongous Fungus Bang Us Angus!
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If it were a play about air hostesses getting high on marijuana during the flight, dancing with fruit and playing a number-based game of chance with a pair of islamic terrorists foiled by a foolish Australian and his wild dog wielding massive mushrooms and the hostesses cry out for sex with the Scottish co-pilot but he's playing table -tennis and singing novelty songs from the 50s they could have called it Boeing Boeing Bong Bingo Bang Bang Drongo Dingo Mango Tango Humongous Fungus Bang Us Angus Ping Pong Shamalama-Ding-Dong!
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if it were a play about all that but it had the drummer off of the Beatles in it, or the overweight guy off TMO, it could have "Ringo" in the title somewhere.
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quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: If it were a play about air hostesses getting high on marijuana during the flight, dancing with fruit and playing a number-based game of chance with a pair of islamic terrorists foiled by a foolish Australian and his wild dog wielding massive mushrooms and the hostesses cry out for sex with the Scottish co-pilot but he's playing table -tennis and singing novelty songs from the 50s...
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dont apologise brry! nver apologise. im buzzing with lactose joy. humming and thrumming and glowing like a UV insect repellent high above the butcher's counter.
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