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Wet Willy, sorry. Wicked Willy is that stupid animated cock who featured on T.Shirts in the early 90s, with a condom on his head and some clever line like Keep me covered, I'm going in.
I meant Wet Willy - when you lick your finger and stick it in someone's ear.
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what is it called when you spread eagle your entire weight over a semi- sleeping person and stick as much of your tongue up their nostril as you can before they roll into a ball shouting 'EURGH FOR FUCKS SAKE GET OFF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU' and punching wildly.
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quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: what is it called when you spread eagle your entire weight over a semi- sleeping person and stick as much of your tongue up their nostril as you can before they roll into a ball shouting 'EURGH FOR FUCKS SAKE GET OFF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU' and punching wildly.
When Greg Miller gave Zachary (Nicholia) Puddlechuck a wedgie and ripped a fucking great dinner plate sized chunk out of his beige Farahs, that was excellent.
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quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: what is it called when you spread eagle your entire weight over a semi- sleeping person and stick as much of your tongue up their nostril as you can before they roll into a ball shouting 'EURGH FOR FUCKS SAKE GET OFF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU' and punching wildly.
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wedgies can be very hott in the right circumstances. says the woman who thinks that the creepy craig is awesomely cute future wife material behaviour.
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If it were a play about air hostesses getting high on marijuana during the flight, dancing with fruit and playing a number-based game of chance with a pair of islamic terrorists foiled by a foolish Australian and his wild dog wielding massive mushrooms and the hostesses cry out for mammary scat fetish group sex with the Scottish co-pilot but he's playing table -tennis and singing novelty songs from the 50s as a clergyman attacks a Dutch painter they could have called it Boeing Boeing Bong Bingo Bang Bang Drongo Dingo Mango Tango Humongous Fungus Bang Us Angus Shitty Titty Gang Bang Ping Pong Shamalama-Ding-Dong Bish Bash Bosch!
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Cool. Me too. I have to go and pick up my wife in two minutes, so I can bring her home and watch her puke. The miracle of life, eh.
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quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: i love dance em. i think i'd like her to be my friend, but i'd feel too dull-ly (too many Ls?)suburban for her, i think. like the nerd in your average high-schoool movie trying to hang around the cool kids and only being tolerated because his family house has a swimming pool, or something.
i badly miread this thread earlier and though hippy was talking about a character in a 360 game??!!!? wtf. hippy i live in a flat over a cartridge shop in knowle for fucks sake. i am not a cool kid! im just a chubby little cheese- geek with a dirty cooker.
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Scary. I had wotsity fingers not half an hour ago. Well, not that scary. Brings back memories of Bandy's "sitting at home wanking and eating cheesy wotsits" post of yesteryear.
I've got to run for now. Have a good evening Ringo.
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I started drinking a beer and felt really happy, then after about halfway through the beer made me feel sad... sort of like after wanking. Drinking a beer in the sun felt like "this is the life!" but now it's just making me feel lethargic and apathetic.
Now the can's empty I wonder if another one would restore the earlier state of happiness.
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Tmo has been quite good today, hasn't it. It's been good to see FtC and Dance Marg posting again. As usual, I missed everything.
Wearing white linen cropped trousers, turquoise smock top, white cami.
Lunch a mango frescatto and an orange and lemon muffin. Not very healthy.
Weekend I was going to see Louche for lunch tomorrow, which I was really looking forward to as it was going to be excellent. Sadly, I have had to renege (once again) as I am meant to be taking 'bed rest'.
Hair Awful. Aforementioned bed rest has affected my ability to use my hair straighteners, so I have a pile of unmanageable curls which I've lazily pulled into a pony tail. I can't be arsed with my hair at the moment. Thankfully, I am going to drag myself out of the house and to the local 'salon' tomorrow morning to pay someone to straighten it for me.
Last purchase A pair of highly inadvisable brown leather wedge heels. When I return from the salon tomorrow, I will put them on and then lay on my bed, resting. And crying with sheer boredom probably.
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Weekend Overtime at work. Feeling of fear as we had a work event last night where I drank rather too much champagne and have a vague memory of doing "The shocker" each time my photo was taken.
Hair Long, curly, ringlets. Not befitting haircut of someone who is nearly 30
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Wearing: Grey t-shirt with an image of St. Wenceslas on it. Blue Adidas track pants, grey socks. No shoes as footwear in the house is verboten.
Weekend: Watching the cricket. Watching the cricket. Watching the cricket. Which will no doubt annoy Nightowl. Hopefully Lara makes something out of what will be his last international match for the Windies.
Lunch: Two ciabatta rolls with semi-salted French butter, Wiejski sausage and gherkins. Five slivers of Camembert. Tropicana pure orange juice with bits. A couple of Apericubes.
Hair: Short and unstyled, but short enough not to be classified as unkempt.
Last thing purchased: I wish. I've just got back after having had my car service and MOT done. I need a mate who can do this shit for pennies.
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