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See what you've all created!? It's like the worst case scenario of nano-technology, with these reviews acting as the brown matter discharge of the new world order, ever growing, ever consuming - in years to come, when they have a television programme running across four nights on C4, talking head failed comedian and presenter types, the top 100 amazon review hoaxes, you'll all be saying in broken little voices, I started that one, the Pete and Jordon one, that was me - voices breaking like some bearded, scottish tramp sipping white lightening on a sunny day.
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Out of interest, has anyone actually heard a single note of this fucking record? Or does it transcend such pedantic details?
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I suppose it must be a little bit irritating to them that the product with the highest hit rate and most customer reviews in history is probably actually selling less copies than Pinky And Perky's Greatest Hits: Performed by Crazy Frog and Brian May.
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quote: > Date: Wed Feb 07 08:20:52 UTC 2007 > Subject: Customer Reviews > To: "form-info@amazon.co.uk" form-info@amazon.co.uk > From: blackmaskresidingatbtinternet.com
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