quote:Originally posted by ben: She's a fox - and dangerous. What's not to like.
Damn straight. There's nothing wrong with athletic girls who seem as though they might knife ou in the back half way through fucking you just to see the expression on your face. The kind of girl who'd come at you with a blade, forcing you to grabe her by the wrists and pin her down; who'd pant and struggle into your ear, roll you onto your back and straddle you, trying to wrestle her arms free to deliver the killer blow. Then as you roll on the floor you suddenly, without thinking flick your tongue out against her neck. You both rear up, startled, and then your tongues are in each others mouths, her lithe legs wrapping round your, her long fingers tugging at your shirt. But wait! is this just a ploy to get you off guard? Are you simply falling into her trap? Does it matter? Isn't this worth a knife between the shoulder blades? etc.
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Oh Maskie, I fear you and I are never going to engage in any form of sordid meat-based forum affair. You'll never make it onto the TMO Ho Flo-Chart of Tart.
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quote:Originally posted by ben: So who would you say are the Back Mask top five TV beauties?
Bella Emberg's gotta be up there... That woman on Wife Swap? Three ladies on that Feeders documentary.
But you've conflated fat with ugly and skinny with beautiful in the most simplistic manner. Unskinny doesn't neccessarily mean mingingly vile and ugly. Look at Mia Tyler:
I'd love to *insert muttering sex stuff here like some dirty old man* her.
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quote:Originally posted by London: But you've conflated fat with ugly and skinny with beautiful in the most simplistic manner. Unskinny doesn't neccessarily mean mingingly vile and ugly.
My top five was merely a piss take of BM's repulsion at the athletic figure. I don't think unskinny is ugly. I'd be equally happy inside Kate Moss or Sophie Dahl.
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quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: BM's repulsion at the athletic figure.
Repulsion is maybe a bit strong. Did it come over as repulsion? I don't find her (or any other 'athletic' woman) repulsive. I just don't find her attractive. Media producers constantly show us images of whip-thin women and expect us to salivate. I don't understand it. I don't think the people (men) who tout these images of feminine perfection have ever been up close to a woman, I certainly can't imagine they've ever been intimate with a woman. Not a woman with a soft curvy body, at least.
quote:Originally posted by herbs: I reckon BM's a Sarah Beeny or Kirsty Alsop kinda guy. Curvy, nicely turned ankle, and reet dirty in bed. I'd imagine.
Exactly! I couldn't think of any celebs off the top of my head. I don't really think of anyone I haven't actually met as sexy. Know what I mean?
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quote:Originally posted by ben: Yeah Misc, you weren't exactly talking about ooposite ends of the scale - you ought to have said, "I, Misc, would be equally happy inside Dawn French as Kate Moss."
Mind you, this is Misc we're talking about, sub-9 stone diet-of-coffee Misc. I'm not quite sure that his perceptions of what's thin and what's fat are quite what most people have.
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quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Repulsion is maybe a bit strong. Did it come over as repulsion? I don't find her (or any other 'athletic' woman) repulsive.
OK, but you did say she had the "least attractive body you'd clapped eyes on" which implies (to me at least) that if you would ever be repulsed by a body, it would be hers. I think I'm right in assuming that repulsion is the opposite of attraction.
On the Sophie Dahl issue, I wasn't aware that she'd slimmed down. I cited her as she was once famous for being a larger-than-avergae model - at a healthy size 16 as far as I remember. Other examples of non-waifs who I find attractive:
Christina Ricci Thora Birch Kellifer - my partner of eight years...
But I don't see why I should have to justify myself. Would I be a bad person if I only fancied skinny chicks?
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: But I don't see why I should have to justify myself. Would I be a bad person if I only fancied skinny chicks?
Well, exactly. The chick from Lost looks moer toned than skinny, anyway. She looks physical; robust. I suppose if you're looking for women who look like they'd be good child-bearers and great cooks, maybe the chubby, curvy thing comes in there. But that's not to say lithe, slender ladies who look like they could chase down a jungle cat and cut its throat with a hunting knife are all unattractive. I mean, alot of "healthy size 16" girls look like they couldn't chase down a bus without going purple and clutching at their chests and dropping to the ground. What's attractive about that?
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Other examples of non-waifs who I find attractive:
Christina Ricci Thora Birch Kellifer - my partner of eight years...
But Misc, seeing as the average size for women in this country is 16/18 (whatever they say it is this week), this means you you're still a shameless fattist. You have to fancy a proper fat bird to win.
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I think Christina Ricci has done a sufficiently dramatic 'ooh, it's just yoga' drastic weight loss to be featured in Heat's 'eat a pie' regular section. She's about one stone.
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Don't you fancy Kelly Osbourne too Misc ? There's a girl who is no stranger to a pie.And I think we'd all agree on Allsop, she's a pate muncher alright, but fit as a butchers dog
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I think it's more like sponges on a stick - for wiping one's arse when 30 stone - amusingly fashioned to resemble a stick of celery, or something.
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sorry to go backwards but I would just like to draw some attention to the picture of Angelina Jolie on the BBC website linked to earlier, she looks like a junkie who's been in a fight in that particular picture, however good she looks on computer games
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: D'you fancy fat birds, Tom Boy?
I am not anti fat-bird, and have been with a couple of slightly rotund-ish ladies, though preference is for a sleeker more athletic type. Fat birds have to be really great people (which they quite often are, having to supplement aesthetics with personality) and be facially attractive (very important for any girl) for me to go for her. My current GF is really strong and generally fucking 'ard, we were standing at a bus stop when she decided to pick me up and put me over her shoulder and spin me round, I weigh about 12 stone, man and she just picked me up like a childe. She used to be a lifeguard back home in SA so very fit, and very at home in minimal clothing
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it wasnt a comment on the thread. i finally got round to watching 'love actually' and was providing a precis. what an excellent film. i enjoyed every minute. okay, maybe every other minute. okay, maybe 3 of them.
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Also, how come everyone has a big problem with serial-killer girl's body but not the 8-month-pregnant-with-teeny-little-arms-,-legs-and-boobs girl's body?
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