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Raz
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quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Is it specifically extra-large that we are debating here? I keep both Large and Regular condoms depending on how insecure the bloke is, but I've never seen extra-large.

I was just after anything slightly larger than usual, see if it made any difference.

And after an emergency trip to Colchester, a box of the elusive 'Pasanté Large' turned up in the big Tesco. They're only 1mm wider than ordinary ones, but looked about 3ft longer (not suggesting Mr Lou is that well endowed, before you all leap on my innocent comment). Avanti, the non-latex Durex condoms, are 10mm wider than standard latex condoms, but we haven't tested them yet, so I can't comment. In case anyone was actually interested.

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pointlessly harsh.

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quote:
Originally posted by froopyscot:
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exhibit 'a':
Scientists recently found a porpoise which had small growths on its underbelly resembling the nubs of malformed legs. They observed the animal for several days but in the end decided against surgically removing the growths, on the grounds that this would be defeeting the porpoise.


I still tell this joke from time to time.
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Amy
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That joke made me chuckle. Heh.
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