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New Way Of Decay

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Sure thing. If you can restrain my bestial monkey hands from tearing it off of your lifeless corpse.

I need to lie down.

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Uber Trick
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
wanking

You like wanking better than sex? If you were a girl I could possibly understand this statement.

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uberwench

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:

quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
wanking
You like wanking better than sex? If you were a girl I could possibly understand this statement.

Translation follows:
Ringo: "You were crap"
Uber: "No, you were crap"

[Wink]

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Uber Trick
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I've slept with Ringo? [Confused]

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
I've slept with Ringo?

quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:

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herbs

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I had a dream last night that I slept with Ringo. Then in the morning I went to the loo, worrying about what my parents would say when he came down to breakfast, but when I got back to the room (the one I had as a teenager - go figure, Freud) all my family, plus some friends, were lolling around in there, watching telly and eating toast.

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Uber Trick
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You should sleep with Ringo herbs, then you will no longer be a newbie!

I not-slept next to Ringo on Saturday, if that helps. Misc, its ok no wankie needed, I was sort of doing a double joke on myself.

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Uber Trick
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er, not in a sex way though.

edit: the not-sleeping bit I mean. I'll stop now. I'm confusing myself.

[ 05.08.2004, 07:12: Message edited by: Uber Trick ]

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New Way Of Decay

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I had a dream that I had stayed over Ringos and had a lovely time. When I awoke sweating, I was relieved to find that he had only buggered me, whilst forcing me to call him 'Kingo'

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