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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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Would be jealous if hadn't had early birthday last night!
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LowLevel
He's just a sweet transvestite !
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Trike might not be rebuilt for Christmas - Fucking council bastards
-------------------- If sir requires spall, may I suggest the .90 calibre depleted uranium ?
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Uber Trick
DANGER! unexploded sex bomb
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Small sick smelling child sat next to me on bus.
-------------------- uberwench
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Lucid
It's six o'clock somewhere, I'm having crisps !
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Alone in building all day any suggestions may run naked?
-------------------- It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing...
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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LOL! No gossip, just lovely present - couldn't wait two weeks!
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Suggest Lucid rearranges files belonging to most anally retentive colleague.
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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MNIJ reminded me I have an apple. I love him.
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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I could in all innocence typed I love Minge above.
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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I have an apple, pistachios, kabanos and smoked mackerel salad.
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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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i am hungover. shit to follow. big one probably. yay.
-------------------- i was there. i was there. i've never been wrong.
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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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also. had row with missus last night. i am cunt.
-------------------- i was there. i was there. i've never been wrong.
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Waynster
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C word is permitted today! Sweary fits forthcoming from all!
-------------------- Noli nothis permittere te terere
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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quote: Originally posted by My Name Is Joe: Edited because it was just too rude, even for me.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Like sex.
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Boy Racer
This man has no twinkie !
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Surprising lack of hangover. I'm farting like a trooper though.
-------------------- Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light...
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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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ah. thats wrong. if its there it should be abused.
-------------------- i was there. i was there. i've never been wrong.
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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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pints of neat vodka become vomitus. believe me, I know.
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Amy
Transatlantic temptress
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Stayed up too late last night, should call out today.
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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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said hello to andy cole last night. girlfriend still unimpressed
-------------------- i was there. i was there. i've never been wrong.
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DiVa
TMO Member
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friend having nervous breakdown. hampering chances of fame and richness.
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Astromariner
Going the right way for a smacked bottom
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"friends" organising "hen night". I've begged them: no freaking L-plates.
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Astromariner
Going the right way for a smacked bottom
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Oh no! Hideous. Perhaps I will run away to Newfoundland.
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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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i feel a bit better. not sure what to do about visa.
-------------------- i was there. i was there. i've never been wrong.
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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi
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My lack of recent sleep leaves me exhausted and grumpy.
-------------------- Give 'em .0139 fathoms and they'll take 80 chains.
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discodamage
Again with the bagels ?
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bastard agency haven't sent payslip: upsetting 'paid? or no?' mystery.must make some spag and phonecalls then visit banking establishment i hate agency payroll department- unspeakably incompetent shower of fools. [ 26 September 2003: Message edited by: discodamage ]
-------------------- EXETER- movement of Jah people.
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