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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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Would be jealous if hadn't had early birthday last night!
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LowLevel
He's just a sweet transvestite !
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Trike might not be rebuilt for Christmas - Fucking council bastards

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If sir requires spall, may I suggest the .90 calibre depleted uranium ?

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London

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I, too, am free today. DJ Assault tonight.

Saturday. --->

Sunday. --->


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Uber Trick
DANGER!
unexploded sex bomb
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Small sick smelling child sat next to me on bus.

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uberwench

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Lucid
It's six o'clock somewhere,
I'm having crisps !
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Alone in building all day any suggestions may run naked?

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It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing...

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Gemini
I don't know much about oral sex at all
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quote:
Originally posted by Octavia:
Would be jealous if hadn't had early birthday last night!

hmm I smell gossip, spill the beans now to us.


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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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LOL! No gossip, just lovely present - couldn't wait two weeks!
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Suggest Lucid rearranges files belonging to most anally retentive colleague.
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My Name Is Joe
That's Mister Minge to you..
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Piece of apple stuck in teeth - doing my head in!
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Carter
Taller than Bandy ?
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Feeling sick after two pints last night.

I am gay.


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My Name Is Joe
That's Mister Minge to you..
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Only acceptable if said pints were neat vodka. Or meths.
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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MNIJ reminded me I have an apple. I love him.
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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I could in all innocence typed I love Minge above.
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My Name Is Joe
That's Mister Minge to you..
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My colleagues are now all laughing at my blushing bake.
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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I have an apple, pistachios, kabanos and smoked mackerel salad.
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My Name Is Joe
That's Mister Minge to you..
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Your lunch is very exotic. I have corned beef sandwiches.
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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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i am hungover. shit to follow. big one probably. yay.

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i was there. i was there.
i've never been wrong.

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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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also. had row with missus last night. i am cunt.

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i was there. i was there.
i've never been wrong.

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Waynster

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C word is permitted today! Sweary fits forthcoming from all!

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Noli nothis permittere te terere

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My Name Is Joe
That's Mister Minge to you..
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Edited because it was just too rude, even for me.

[ 26 September 2003: Message edited by: My Name Is Joe ]


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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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quote:
Originally posted by My Name Is Joe:
Edited because it was just too rude, even for me.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Like sex.

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Boy Racer
This man has no twinkie !
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Surprising lack of hangover. I'm farting like a trooper though.

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Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light...

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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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ah. thats wrong. if its there it should be abused.

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i was there. i was there.
i've never been wrong.

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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pints of neat vodka become vomitus. believe me, I know.
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Amy
Transatlantic temptress
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Stayed up too late last night, should call out today.
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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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said hello to andy cole last night. girlfriend still unimpressed

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i was there. i was there.
i've never been wrong.

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DiVa
TMO Member
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friend having nervous breakdown. hampering chances of fame and richness.

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Oooh, shiny knobs...

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moggycookie
TMO Member
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Grumpy mood yesterday now passed, yawning while exploring minimal workload

Mid-morning crisis when realised in loo that bunches were uneven


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Astromariner
Going the right way for a smacked bottom
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"friends" organising "hen night". I've begged them: no freaking L-plates.
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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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checklist:
veil
l-plates
vibrator
handcuffs
porny pictures

just add alcohol.

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i was there. i was there.
i've never been wrong.


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Astromariner
Going the right way for a smacked bottom
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Oh no! Hideous. Perhaps I will run away to Newfoundland.
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d666
I'd like to conform with the masses
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i feel a bit better. not sure what to do about visa.

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i was there. i was there.
i've never been wrong.

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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi
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My lack of recent sleep leaves me exhausted and grumpy.

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Give 'em .0139 fathoms and they'll take 80 chains.

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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi
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Does editing this corporate propaganda brochure mean I've sold out?

are rhetorical questions allowed within the strictly enforced thread rules?

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discodamage
Again with the bagels ?
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bastard agency haven't sent payslip: upsetting 'paid? or no?' mystery.

must make some spag and phonecalls then visit banking establishment

i hate agency payroll department- unspeakably incompetent shower of fools.

[ 26 September 2003: Message edited by: discodamage ]

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EXETER- movement of Jah people.


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