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Lickapaw#2
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Valentine’s day’s here:
I didn’t get any cards.
What a load of shit!

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ben

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"Nothing, really" her
Verdict on past V-day haul.
Blooms, cards, chow dismissed.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Great thread, Lickapaw!
Are you the forum saviour
We've been waiting for?
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Lickapaw#2
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Now now now, Misc. Files,
I know it's a crap thread, sir.
Just thought I'd do it.

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herbs

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Let's not do presents
We agree, yet lack of gift
Still disappoints me.
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Black Mask

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Valentine chocs buy
Her silence regarding my
Punching her in eye

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Black Mask

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My dear have a rose
Make sure no-one ever knows
I shattered your nose

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Cherry In Hove
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The fresh crimson spray
gushing from the neck of my
unrequited love
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Black Mask

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They'll think they are fibs
So break out the lobster bibs
S'just two broken ribs

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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by Cherry In Hove:
The fresh crimson spray
gushing from the neck of my
unrequited love
LOL!

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Lickapaw#2
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Please buy me a meal
Next month we can celebrate
Steak and Blowjob Day

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Black Mask

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I wish you weren't dead
Now the living room's all red.
Note: 'Don't remove head!'

[ 14.02.2008, 07:33: Message edited by: Black Mask ]

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Lickapaw#2
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"What do you mean, 'cheap'?!
I bought this from Anne Summers!
No shag for you, pal!"

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Cherry In Hove
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one red rose will hide
three hundred sixty four days
of being ignored
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Lickapaw#2
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Thank you for this bunch,
I love red roses, darling!
Where is the receipt?

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Lickapaw#2
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One rose from you buys
a quick peck on the cheek, but
that's all you'll get, babe.

Lunch at the Fat Duck
Buys a threesome with me, you
and my young sister.

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Tilde
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Last year twelve roses.
nothing, not even a dry handjob!
This year just a card.
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New Way Of Decay

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Got no money left
So a card is off the list
Wanking is lonely

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London

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a valentine's day
sms. the little things
mean so much less.
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New Way Of Decay

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That's what you get, Tilde
As soon as the kid arrives:
Razzle stacks for life

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New Way Of Decay

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Hey London, listen
Did your baby write a card
and poke it outside?

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Lickapaw#2
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quote:
Originally posted by Tilde:
Last year twelve roses.
nothing, not even a dry handjob!
This year just a card.
Lol!

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Pepper
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I got him marmite
He has sent me a bouquet
I am the winner!
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New Way Of Decay

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"I ruff you mummy
I'll try to pop out quickly"
3rd degree tearage

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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
"I ruff you mummy
I'll try to pop out quickly"
3rd degree tearage
I feel a BOBO moment coming on..!

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New Way Of Decay

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bobo love master
as it is valentines day
no punishment pease

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Louche
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I can not do a
proper haiku. I fuck up
the counting and it all goes wrong.
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quote:
Originally posted by London:
a valentine's day
sms. the little things
mean so much less.
This is great.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
This is great.
Despite its greatness
London's haiku doesn't have
Enough syllables
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Steve Wrong in the night?
Steve Wright in the Afternoon?
Rest in peace, dead whores.
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ralph

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Miscellaneous
is correct as usual
the last line has four
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London

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Yes I am aware of that thank you retards. But I decided that it was ok to break the rules in order to produce a poem of such greatness. I'm sure the great haiku masters would agree.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Intercourse with necks...
Is it the new skull-fucking?
Which orifice next?
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Lickapaw#2
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Writing a haiku
Is about your turn of phrase
So what if it's wrong?

London's poetry
Is exceptional, people.
Pease do not be cruel.

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Ringo

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Ah, valentine's day
I'd love to touch your body
but we're just good friends [Frown]
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