weekend Nothing tonight, maybe go to leicester square and get some dim sum from the supermarket on Gerrard steet. That's the plan, depends how I feel. Feel a bit muhhhh at the moment, memories of last night are starting to bite me. Such a dick. Anyway, drinking on saturday night. Sunday I got to myself, might go to brick lane, will probably sit around in my pants playing computer games. Had a busy couple of weeks, so will enjoy doing little.
hair unwashed, side parting, getting a bit long now. Might have it cut on saturday. Depends how brave I feel.
last nice thing bought That computer game I mentioned in the Games forum.
eta: update: Might be going to camden tonight to that music thing. Got some free tickets. Then again, I might not.
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Black Levi's, Blue Electric Eel Shock Tee, Converse All Stars
Lunch:
2 Ham and posh french cheese rolls, Twix - passed on the Banana after reading Fionulla's thread.
Weekend
I've got a mate I think coming round tomorrow to build me a cabinet for all my HTPC/Home entertainment stuff. I'm contemplating a beer or two tonight, and maybe getting some gig tickets. Fairly quiet really, but no doubt will be fun.
Hair
Crap as usual - I should have it cut short and dyed blue again
A lamb somosa, half a chicken satay and a bowl of chicken supernoodles. A coffee
quote: Weekend
Play domestic goddess…on PS3. DIY and then a game of golf on Sunday (a.m 7:52 start). Fuck me, I sound like an old cnut. Haven’t played golf since the day before my wedding when my father in law took me out to relax me and I spent the entire day raging and swearing while he just wandered off and left me out of shame.
quote:Hair
Don’t know what to say about hair really. Up there, cleanish, boring.
quote: last nice thing bought
I bought a few pints last night. They were nice.
quote: overall feeling
Hungover. A bit paranoid and panicky if I’m honest.
I’ve never posted on one of these threads before. I feel like I’ve turned a corner.
Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Wear
Black suit. Crisp tight white shirt. Cream lacy bra. Unintentional lace and nipple ring reveal thing going on. Should probably keep my jacket on all day. Too warm.
Lunch Brie, basil, tomato salad.
Weekend Might buy this:
Might not. Depends what it does to my insurance. Nice arse, though.
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Wear Black Earl top with climbing rose over right tit. Blue skirt with 'sailor' type method of fastening. Black tights (touch and go whether needed, it being balmy). Grey mary jane shoes.
Lunch Chilli tuna and salad in a big brown bap. Apple (pink lady).
Hair Shoulder-length, straight fringe. Not convinced.
Bought New deodorant in Boots, Gatwick, after I had to throw my other one away as it was too big for the stupid little plastic bag.
Frame of mind Incapable of thought due to combination of panic over reproductive issues, and tiredness brought on by stray cat coming in and scaring my pussy half to death in the middle of the night.
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combat trousers turned up to the knee (from next! they were a gift), pink and red button down shirt, floral pump shoes
lunch:
one greggs scone, unbuttered. one tiny cube of organic comte cheese. one tiny cube of organic parmeggiano reggieperrino. half an oatcake smeared in homemade organic guacemole. three fairtrade chocolate truffles. one tiny cube of organic dark chocolate from NIGERIA or some such shit. fresh and wild: rejuvenating the tastebuds of epicurean dole- moles for six years now! its a very valuable public service.
weekend:
sock knitting tutorial, tudor dressmaking, cake baking, kitten stroking, self- help book reading, meeting attending, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH who wants to come to bristol and KILL ME because my life is so fucking WHOLESOME i want to PUNCH IN WINDOWS WITH MY BARE FISTS WHILST SHOUTING 'RAAAAAHHHHH!'.
hair:
slightly dirty, tied up, fringey bits at the front
overall feeling: 25% louche you chisky lizbeard!, 75% 'RAAAAAAAHHHHHH!'
quote:Stray cat coming in and scaring my pussy half to death in the middle of the night.
I've won a stray cat. He's totally moved in now. And hisses every time he is put outside. It's my fault because I've been feeding him. I don't really know what to do with him now. If he belongs to someone then I don't want to steal him altogether. If he doesn't belong to someone then I've got a responsibility to make sure he's got vet shit going on, haven't I? And to not throw him out every night. He looks in good condition, his ears are intact and he seems quite confident in the house so I'm assuming he's domesticated. However, Raz (self-proclaimed expert in felines) says if he's been spayed then he won't fight and will, therefore, have undamaged ears anyway).
He has no collar but I was wondering if he has one of those chips in his head. I asked my mother about this and she said "Well, it would be quite expensive to get the vet to check. Maybe you could take the cat to the supermarket and get them to run him under the scanner. It'll probably beep if he has a chip in his head.” Which I thought was senile genius.
Also, I have learned that these chips are the size of a grain of rice. Imagine the fucking needle that you'd need to get that under a cat's skin. Apparently a lot of vets refuse to do it unless the animal is 'under' already for something else.
Anyway, fascinating. Has your cat got a chip in its head, Herbs?
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Obviously the other problem with microchips in cat's heads is that if the central controller fell into the wrong hands then an evil catmaster would take over the world with his army of feline zombie monsters.
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wearing: purple pinstripey shirt, blue jeans, werewolf beard
lunch: burger and chips and chickpea soup and pitta at a cafe on brick lane. £3.99! am stuffed
weekend: dinner with some glamour models lol at a mexican restaurant tonight, then seeing wendy james play at the 333. saturday meant to be going to chalk at the scala in kings cross but will probably give it a miss. sunday will be the usual sobbing. a semi-famous person wants me to come to AA with her yay!
hair: overgrown, unkept to the max, greying which people tell me looks distinguished but i am 27 and not happy about this
last thing bought: got the flat keys cut -managed to lose them the other night (benway - kristian decided to scale the back of my building and crawl through a window. he got to the window ledge but sillped and fell three floors. LOLz!)
eta: really? i might join you maybe. reckon i can score free tix too! but am avoiding a certain person so maybe not. what bands ya seeing?
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I believe he has, Joan. They both do. Though I think they're actually in their backs. I'll take them to Costcutter tonight for a quick check. Do you want another stray? This one's called Bubo, and is vast. I'm not sure how he gets through the catflap. He scarpers every time he hears me, but in the meantime fights with my boys (one of whom only has one tooth, so it's not a fair fight) and sprays the kitchen. If I could catch him I'd have his knackers off with the kitchen scissors.
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weekend: dinner with some glamour models lol at a mexican restaurant tonight, then seeing wendy james play at the 333. saturday meant to be going to chalk at the scala in kings cross but will probably give it a miss. sunday will be the usual sobbing. a semi-famous person wants me to come to AA with her yay!
quote:Originally posted by herbs: I believe he has, Joan. They both do. Though I think they're actually in their backs. I'll take them to Costcutter tonight for a quick check. Do you want another stray? This one's called Bubo, and is vast. I'm not sure how he gets through the catflap. He scarpers every time he hears me, but in the meantime fights with my boys (one of whom only has one tooth, so it's not a fair fight) and sprays the kitchen.
I don't want another one, thank you. Plus yours sounds like it is already under the control of the cat master. The end of the world is near.
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Wearing: Green shirt, black pinstripe trousers. Very unremarkable. I was wearing rollerblades earlier - decided to try skating into work this morning. Bit of a mistake, all told. I was having that kind of "New born baby giraffe" thing going on - arms and legs flailing - because I hadn't been on the skates since last summer. My route to work takes me past a secondary school, so I had to ineptly stutter past all these gangs of teenage kids on the pavement, pretending not to notice as they pointed, laughed and hurled insults. Pretty bad, it was.
Lunch: Egg and tomato sandwiches at my desk, followed by a pint at the local.
Weekend: Heading down to London tonight to see some friends. Got a mate's 30th birthday party tomorrow, so there's going to be some drinking, a meal and then a kareoke thing. Probably make a wanker of myself.
Hair: Short. Unstyled.
Last Thing I Bought: Other than the pint, it was just a copy of Lost Planet for the 360. It was reduced to £20 on Amazon, so I thought I might as well.
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vikram's turning into that guy from fight club, going to self help groups just to get off on the raw emotion, trying to jump start something inside himself. You're dead vikram, your soul is dead, and no amount of confessional voyeurism will resurrect it. Anyway, camden, I don't know what's going on. I don't think it would be a good idea to hook up though because I'm going with louise's older brother, and we'll be bonding or some shit. Might be a bit weird doing that while fielding conversation about AA meetings, coke fuelled building plunges, and glamour models.
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quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: Last Thing I Bought: Other than the pint, it was just a copy of Lost Planet for the 360. It was reduced to £20 on Amazon, so I thought I might as well.
That's prety good. I might pick it up as well - we could play co-op on Xbox live!
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vikram get your friend to take you to Stars on Saturday! if she is semi- famous she will know which meeting it is, its basically the one where all the famouses hang out. i know someone who saw _________ there. i cant tell you who ________ is, obviously, but if i could, oh my me youd be HELLA EXCITED. it would totally make you decide to be an alcoholic! although obviously if you are an alcoholic, wanting to change your life and live in the solution would be a much better reason to decide it than wanting to oogle ________.
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All the best building plunges are coke fuelled. My sisters sleep walking number was pretty average.
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We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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i love dance em. i think i'd like her to be my friend, but i'd feel too dull-ly (too many Ls?)suburban for her, i think. like the nerd in your average high-schoool movie trying to hang around the cool kids and only being tolerated because his family house has a swimming pool, or something.
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i dont think i'm an alcoholic. but it could be a good socialiting opportunity
okan benway - cool cool i know when i'm not wanted oh! yeah he's moving back to bangkok on tuesday. drinks this weekend at some point. come! maybe he will make you bleed again
and it wasn't coke fuelled! booze, man, booze
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dont learn sock knitting, hippy. you dont need to. you can afford nice socks, and you can fill your time by going out and drinking nice beer. theres just no reason for you to learn sock knitting.
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quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: dont learn sock knitting, hippy. you dont need to. you can afford nice socks, and you can fill your time by going out and drinking nice beer. theres just no reason for you to learn sock knitting.
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A Manchester City football shirt (home), blue shorts, white Adidas trainers. I'm playing squash at 6pm, you see.
Lunch:
I had some pasta, with some Carbonara sauce stuff from Sainsburys, chicken and some pesto stuff in it, followed by a pint of water.
Weekend:
Squash in a bit, followed by the local pub. Tomorrow: going to watch my local cricket team with my girlfriend, then off to Didsbury for a few beers. Sunday: don't know. Pub, or something. Rock 'N Roll!
Hair:
Shaved to number one length-ish. Bits of grey hair hanging out of the side of my head.
Last nice thing bought:
Some shares in Solar Integrated Technologies about half an hour ago. Before that I bought a new light bulb for my car's right headlight and I paid a further £4.99 to have it fitted by the lovely young man from Halfords, because I am shit at anything to do with cars, except drive them and check the water and oil.
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Has anyone ever compared vikram to Eddy from Absolutely Fabulous? I just want to make sure before I suggest that resemblance myself.
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All this talk about lunch is making me jealous. I never eat lunch. Or breakfast. I usually have a bowl of crappy cereal and a cup of instant around 3pm though.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: A pint of water. I'm guessing that's tap water. A lovely pint of tap water. Smashing.
No, I keep my refrigerator stocked constantly with bottles of Evian. A pint pot is then derived from my kitchen cupboard, at which point the water is introduced. The result - a nice, cold pint of water.
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do you know what i like to eat when im drinking a nice cold pint of tap water? i like to eat a jacobs cream cracker. two great un- tastes that taste great together! then i like to go to rub my entire body briskly with a special square of hessian sacking for ten minutes before going to sleep naked next to a wide open window.
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quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: do you know what i like to eat when im drinking a nice cold pint of tap water? i like to eat a jacobs cream cracker. two great un- tastes that taste great together! then i like to go to rub my entire body briskly with a special square of hessian sacking for ten minutes before going to sleep naked next to a wide open window.
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I like that if water is really cold it can make you lose weight whilst drinking it. Amazing! It doesn't work if you eat a cracker with it, though.
Water is amazing, isn't it? Not as amazing as eggs, but quite amazing.
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oh! yeah he's moving back to bangkok on tuesday. drinks this weekend at some point. come! maybe he will make you bleed again
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