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Why is it that when ever I register to post on handbag.com I keep getting booted off after a few days? I have registered to post on there about four times now and each was booted off by the moderators! Posts: 1396
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You got booted off here as well, remember Steely? In fact, didn't you espouse the same views on rape and sex on Handbag that got you banned from here initially? If so then there's you answer, people just don't want to listen to that shit.
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"Hey, yeah, handbag.com ... what's up with that? Have you ever noticed the way, no matter what name you pick, you keep getting kicked off? Yeah? Yeah? Am I right?
And another thing, what's up with women? I hang around libraries and internet cafes, and none of them will talk to me. I'm starting to think, you know, that maybe there's something wrong with me? Am I right? Guys, back me up here ... Am I right?"
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quote:Originally posted by Frank: And another thing, what's up with women? I hang around libraries and internet cafes, and none of them will talk to me. I'm starting to think, you know, that maybe there's something wrong with me.
There is nothing wrong with me! The problem with Handbag.com is that it has got too agressive moderators!
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quote:Originally posted by Harlequin: There is nothing wrong with me! The problem with Handbag.com is that it has got too agressive moderators!
You love it really Steely, you dirty little bitch. Admit it, you try to stay away but the craving just gets too strong. "It's been quite a while since anyone moderated me", you think to yourself. "A really fast, hard moderation would do me a world of good right now. The churning in my stomach as I hit the Register link, the sweat on my brow as I make my first post, the iron-hard erection that arrives the instant someone recognises who I am. Then I go to post again and SPLURGE! That hot, liquid feel in my three-day old pants as the error message appears. The pleasure slowly ebbs away leaving me with only the hard gaze of a suspicious EasyEverything employee for company. That most erotic of phrases One of the moderators here has banned your account due to your violation of the Terms and Conditions burned into my mind as I stumble stickily through the door. What now? What to do after such a transcendant experience? My eyes alight on a nearby library and a thin smile comes unbidden to my lips...
quote:Originally posted by Harlequin: There is nothing wrong with me! The problem with Handbag.com is that it has got too agressive moderators!
is very simple. handbag be a company, see? yes. a company. actually a joint venture between two fairly large companies who value their reputation, such as it is.
posters who have previously espoused the sort of vows you have are likely to be booted because their admin is having nightmares about banner tabloid headlines screaming about evil internet types and and the things they perpetrate should anything happen to any of the hb chicks at a meat.
thing is, you've made it so that you'll automatically be a suspect whether you were involved or not.
added to which, they can't take the chance that you're not real.
which we know. but there ya go.
and yes, I've stopped using capital letters, its too much effort. and for those that once again wail that steely must be real i refer you once more to his post concering his trollism and the northern working men's club. which for me was as close to a confession as you're likely to get.
and the karaoke meat thread. what more do you people need??
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They booted me off originally for advertising the anarchist bookfair in London last year! That was the first thing I was booted off for! Posts: 1396
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Why do you want to post there anyway?
Because Handbag is brimful of ripe, young, impressionable girls, just gagging for a masterful man of the world to finesse his way into their knickers by impressing them with his knowledge of all things socialist. He wishes.
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Why do you want to post there anyway?
I thought that would be obvious - to get to meet loads of women at their meets! Most of which they have near to me in London's West End!
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quote:Originally posted by ben: Fifichan: the Rick J of Harlequin Denial. Harlequin is real because I've met him - and there's photographic proof!
It gets worse: Phill is also "real" rather than a half-hearted Kovacs troll.
Heavens Ben. I'm not suggesting he doesn't physically exist - I have indeed met the man in question in the flesh at a meat.
Have you not been following my ubertroll theory.
And there's another, more interesting one. Which for now I'm keeping to myself.
Just because he's pitched up to a meat doesn't mean that the person he posts as exists anywhere other than his head. I've already been through this people. None of his posting, especially of the last 8 months or so, adds up.
So mock me if you will, but as I said, what more do you people need? I simply refuse to believe that Steely really is a homeless Big Issue salesman who fancies organising a karaoke meat. None of it adds up people. None of it. I refuse to be sucked in again. He's toying with y'all....
However. Was shocked to hear about the whole Phill - real person - incident.
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: it was shocking. I was shocked, anyway.
I don't think I really was. I was more surprised to find out that you were a real person Benway. I'd always assumed that you were a composite creature created from the forums shared hoped and dreams then given digital form by Bandy, his phooing fingers unconsciously creating that which everyone desired. Turns out I was wrong. It's a funny old world.
quote:Originally posted by Bamba: I'd always assumed that you were a composite creature created from the forums shared hoped and dreams then given digital form by Bandy, his phooing fingers unconsciously creating that which everyone desired. Turns out I was wrong. It's a funny old world.
Bandy is famed as phoo-artist extraordinaire, but few know about his genetic manipulation skills. Bandy created The Benway Project in a lab. Before the public launch of the physical being, he tested the unfinished mind by wiring it to a computer and giving it a TMO username. That name was Benway.
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Bandy created The Benway Project in a lab.
This would certainly explain a few things. Benway always did have this strange synthetic quality about him, and being labgrown is the most plausible explanation for The Beard as I've ever heard.
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Sorry for butting in here-- I lurk here but post over there-- but I would like to thank Steely for warning me about his continued desire to attend HB meets. In fact I have posted this link to warn others.web pagePosts: 9
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quote:Originally posted by AversiveSpider: Sorry for butting in here-- I lurk here but post over there-- but I would like to thank Steely for warning me about his continued desire to attend HB meets. In fact I have posted this link to warn others.web page
Funny you should mention that, I noticed that myself and have just returned here from an entertaining trawl through HB's archives watching Steely make a twat of himself, Kovacs camp it up to 11 and trying to work out which of us ScaryMary and Bootleg are. Anyone willing to 'fess up?
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