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skunk is rubbish. the first time i ever smoked like, proper skunk, i ended up so high i couldnt understand the door to the toilet cubicle in the jazz cafe loos, and had to have what seemed like the loooooooooongest wee in the world with 15 women peering round the corner at me going 'whats up with her? doesnt she understand doors or something, ha ha ha?' yeah, ironic. it was a very strangely shaped cubicle, and the door was at a funny angle, and i just assumed it was a design feature and left it open. does that even make sense? the whole situation was so nonsensical i have never found any way of effectively articulating it. its just... bad juju, man. that was off, like, three tokes or something.
its such a tricky one, the whole skunk thing. my experience of it- it made me mental, and i recognised this, and stopped doing it. i know so so many people who have been rendered mental by it, and stopped smoking it, but its all totally anecdotal and most of them do tend to veer towards the mental side of the street anyway. ahem. except misc files, who is probably in his natural state the least mental person in the entire world, so what does that tell you. so i dont really know what to think about it. skunk- its even confusing when you havent smoked it for five years. let that be a warning, or something.
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: ...most of them do tend to veer towards the mental side of the street anyway. ahem. except misc files, who is probably in his natural state the least mental person in the entire world...
quote:Originally posted by ralph: Although my recent viewing of Brokeback Mountain has made me reconsider...
You're thinking of the wrong BM. It was my illustration of Black Mask shafting you with a petrol pump that made you reconsider.
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heh. I think I'll start calling Black Mask Brokeback Mountain. Where's he been anyway? It seems like weeks since I've had a good insulting session. Posts: 7436
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Skunk's rubbish. If I were to get stoned any more, I'd want a gentle blurring of the edges, the capacity to find everything on the TV either fascinating or hilarious, and a good night's sleep, not being rendered unable to speak for 90 minutes, and having to crawl to the toilet. Then forgetting what I went there for.
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But no, it's been explained. Don't worry about it. Nobodys against. Jeez. I thought this was gonna be both a doozy and a hoot and it was neither.
why are you confused. i was only saying you have never seemed very mental. i think thats even sort of a compliment, isnt it? i dont know. im confused. whats going on. are you high? am i high? oh man. this is like the crystal maze.
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Not pot, if that's what you're implying. Just vegetables. And a bunch of fruit trees. No drugs. I stopped smoking pot a few years ago.
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Um, how should I put this. I wasn't hoping you were growing any, because that would be all like shedloads of illegal and stuff. And I certainly wasn't asking because it's been so long since I've had any that I can hardly remember what it was like. Oh no no no. How could you possibly think such a thing.
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