You'll quickly discover, however, that being out of work has dozens of advantages for personal fulfilment and presents an opportunity to enrich your life with art and culture. For example, I'm going to go and watch Aliens Vs Predator, in the middle of the day. This is more than adequate compensation for the loss of income, security and self esteem that follows on from being sacked.
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Which reminds me! Tonight I have to drive to London to go to a wedding tomorrow. I'm spending tonight with stuffy uncle in Islington, but I really don't want to spend Saturday night there, turning up wankered at midnight, throw up on the carpet and piss on his sofa.
Not that I do that sort of thing.
Anyone fancy putting me up tomorrow night after I've been to a wedding.
I've worked out the whole 'triple anal' thing.
As we all know a lot of male porn stars have that tendon that holds your hard willy upright cut in order to get a little extra visual length and to allow for an erection in pretty much any direction, so bearing that in mind....
The lady lies on her back with her legs over her shoulders, the men all approach the hole backwards, with the willies tucked down between their legs like what you do when you pretend to be a girl when you are a boy.
All three willies get in the hole that way without bodies in the way.
I''ll do a diagram if you don't get it...
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so far it's been a weird week. My sleeping pattern has fallen apart completely, leaving me in a constant waking dreamworld. Slacked off at work. 6/10, but only because I've had a kind of a manic energy at times which has been fun-ish.
Actually, revise that. Make it 5/10. Yesterday morning I had some bloke threatening to knock me out because i was a fucking white prick who wouldn't give him part of a the cigarette I was midway through smoking so he could make a spliff. And at about 1 am something kicked off outside my bedroom window - started off with an argument and a dog barking wildly, then a bloke going "Don't talk to me you fucking pussy, talk to the dog...talk the dog...you fucking white pussy...you want to get shot?..you want me to fucking shoot you?...fucking white pussy", and I was about 75-80% expecting to hear a gun going off. That kind of thing is usually just normal drunk tension, but it sounded quite near the edge last night. I mean...talk to the dog? I had to decide if I should go out and help if somebody got shot, or if I'd have to watch from the window for fear of getting shot myself.
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Oh, this reminded me - Last night I asked one of my friends (who is a pornographer) about the triple anal, and she says she thinks she has seen it but will do some research for us.
This week has been ok - I got back from Colorado on Monday morning, and have been busy since then as my boss is all pumped from the meeting and wants to get loads of stuff done. Im also a bit hungover. But I have also just bought tickets for IamX so it evens out.
Plus I have sushi tonight, Im going to see The Stillhouse Orchestra on Friday and then I have three (3!!) parties on Saturday night. Phew!Posts: 2793
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last night I had sushi, although it was yo sushi, and really wasn't great at all. They'd been using old oil to do the tempura in, and the sashimi was tasteless and sparse. The meal was £30 for two of us, but that was including the current half price offer. The quality was so low that any more than £30 would have felt life a rip off.
So there I was thinking that being dashed off to hospital was vaguely exciting and benway's neighbours made that barely worth mentioning.
Then amy starts a sentence with one of the most outlandish openings I have ever read from a rl person: Oh, this reminded me - Last night I asked one of my friends (who is a pornographer) about the triple anal, and she..
So, hey, my mid-week was pretty dull, you know.
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This might come as a shock but I am a fan of extremely loud guitar music so I'm probably their target demographic! Although, sometimes I like music that isn't extremely loud guitar music. Some music I listen to doesn't have guitars in at all.
JBN. Do you think it is a problem that I like other types of music other than extremely loud guitar music or do you think that I still might find this appealing?
I think that liking music other than extremely loud guitar music will be of benefit, because potentially the experience of "part chimp" could be quite challenging, and a loose preferential framework may help the accomodation process.
Some prelimary self-checks could be "do I like to be deafened to any sound other than a constant ringing?" and "Could the noise produced by a space rocket on take-off be considered music?" if you answer yes to both of these, then you might be ready to check out their myspace page.