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one of them is a photo of a posh looking man, the other is a photo of an easter island statue, taken before it was excavated.
here's one:
I've only really referenced "bald" and " screaming open mouth". Ballmer doesn't suffer from the agoraphobic agony of mr. scream in the same way that the posh man and the statue both seem blankly pompous. Ballmer is screaming because microsoft is so awesome, he can't contain himself. Mr Scream is screaming because Norway is fucking depressing.
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That man doesn't look anything like that statue, except that the statue is designed to represent a human face, and the man also has a human face. That man has a straight nose, the statue's nose slopes up at the end. That statue's brow is so pronounced it leaves the eyes in darkness; not the case with the man in the photo. The staue's cheeks are gaunt, the man's give his face an oval shape. It just never ends. Every salient feature is different. This thread is a disgrace. Lickapaw is a disgrace. When you say 'Anyone got any of their own', do you mean 'has anyone got any pictures of two things that look completely difference, and are only related in the most cursory way for example a picture of a drawing of a dog and a photo of a completely different type of dog'?
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they don't look alike and there's no resemblance in terms of attitude or demeanour.
Although, it looks like Theron was crying in the limo on the way to the premiere, probably because she yearns be an average joanna, living anonymously in Kent or East Sussex, outside the intrusive glare of the flashbulb. But she's had to compose herself, drag the pain back into her core, in order to put on a show for the adoring public. That private pain, the dissatisfaction with her Hollywood lifestyle: There's undeniable merit in a picture that can show us that.
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: That man doesn't look anything like that statue, except that the statue is designed to represent a human face, and the man also has a human face. That man has a straight nose, the statue's nose slopes up at the end. That statue's brow is so pronounced it leaves the eyes in darkness; not the case with the man in the photo. The staue's cheeks are gaunt, the man's give his face an oval shape. It just never ends. Every salient feature is different. This thread is a disgrace. Lickapaw is a disgrace. When you say 'Anyone got any of their own', do you mean 'has anyone got any pictures of two things that look completely difference, and are only related in the most cursory way for example a picture of a drawing of a dog and a photo of a completely different type of dog'?
I think Thorn is premenstrual. That's Ben Fogle, you clutz, and yes, I stand by the idea that he looks like an Easter Island statue.
So there. Rant all you like. But for God's sake, stick a tampon in it first, okay?
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What difference does the fact he's Ben Foglet make? Just because he has a name it doesn't change the fact he looks almost completely unlike that statue. Unless it's called the Foglet statue which I don't think it is.
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Where did I say that his name makes any difference? You seemed not to know what his name was and just called him 'posh man' instead. Which isn't wrong in itself, but I thought I might name the posh man as you seemed not to know.
And, in case you hadn't noticed, babe, the Easter Island Statues don't actually look like anyone; they're art, Thorn.
There was, therefore, supposed to be an element of humour in my original post. Looks like it's gone over some people's heads though, dunnit?
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Thorn couldn't get his head around the whole Zyklon thing, and so cannot be expected to see the similarities between Ben Easter and a Fogle Island statue.
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quote:Originally posted by Lickapaw#2: Where did I say that his name makes any difference?
I inferred it from your comment "That's Ben Fogle you clutz", as though somehow the fact that he was this man (although it says Foglet in the URL) made everything I said redundant. It's the 'you clutz', you see, like I was supposed to go "Oh my God! Ben Fogle Of course I should have seen the resemblance! What a clutz am I!"
quote:And, in case you hadn't noticed, babe, the Easter Island Statues don't actually look like anyone; they're art, Thorn.
I think there's some confusion here. I did notice that the Easter Island Statues don't look like anyone, and went to some lengths to illustrate it with reference to Ben Fogle(t)(sa). If you agree that those are two things that look nothing like each other... I don't... I can't quite see where this eyebulging rage is coming from, because that's also what I was saying.
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quote:Originally posted by Lickapaw#2: Where did I say that his name makes any difference?
I inferred it from your comment "That's Ben Fogle you clutz", as though somehow the fact that he was this man (although it says Foglet in the URL) made everything I said redundant. It's the 'you clutz', you see, like I was supposed to go "Oh my God! Ben Fogle Of course I should have seen the resemblance! What a clutz am I!"
quote:And, in case you hadn't noticed, babe, the Easter Island Statues don't actually look like anyone; they're art, Thorn.
I think there's some confusion here. I did notice that the Easter Island Statues don't look like anyone, and went to some lengths to illustrate it with reference to Ben Fogle(t)(sa). If you agree that those are two things that look nothing like each other... I don't... I can't quite see where this eyebulging rage is coming from, because that's also what I was saying.
You seemed to be pretty antagonistic about it, hence retaliation.
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I saw a TV programme last night Ringo with a guy that looked like you. Except this morning when I looked him up, he didn't really look like you at all.
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Actually I don't know if it's classic because I've only seen him in one programme. Maybe it's a special look that he's cultivated just for this show. Perhaps normally he does look like Ringo, but has perfected not quite looking like him just for the show.
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My cat is sitting next to my laptop, playing with my roll-up cigarette filters, purring contentedly and also not looking, or acting, like Ringo.
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