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Black Mask

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I was waiting for a bus today, when I saw an advert on a bus going the other way. It was for the Alpha Course. The ad centred on a big question, "If God did exist what question would you ask him?"

Well?

"If God did exist what question would you ask him?"

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sabian

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Why?

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Evil isn't what you've done, it's feeling bad about it afterwards... Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
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New Way Of Decay

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What's for dinner?

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New Way Of Decay

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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New Way Of Decay

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Does she take it, does she take it, does she take it up the arse?

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New Way Of Decay

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Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime when you're near?

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New Way Of Decay

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You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?

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New Way Of Decay

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Let's do it in the butt,
OKAY!

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Babb
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Does she take it, does she take it, does she take it up the arse?
Waste of a question. You could ask her that, who ever she is, or, alternatively, just try to slip it in when she's least expecting it (Use lube).

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Babb
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My question: Why am I here? Is it, as I suspect, to spend as much time as possible getting drunk and shirking all responsibility or should I actually think about procreating or something.

Cheers God, Nice One

(p.s - if the answer is actually 42 I'm going to be hella pissed off, fyi, yeah!)

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Darryn.R
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Can we have our freedom back please ?

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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!

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Hello God. It's so nice to meet you. Do sit down. Would you like a nice cup of tea?

[ 05.09.2008, 04:01: Message edited by: mart ]
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Babb:
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Does she take it, does she take it, does she take it up the arse?
Waste of a question. You could ask her that, who ever she is, or, alternatively, just try to slip it in when she's least expecting it (Use lube).
Yes, asking directly or rape is probably more direct and cutting out the middledeity, but then the 'joke' is sort of based on a football chant, right?

[ 05.09.2008, 04:12: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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Babb
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I don't know anything about football, so probably not.

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are you just a slob, like one of us?
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Babb:
I don't know anything about football, so probably not.
This is a pathetic cop out and I demand, nay expect satisfaction.

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Was the Big Bang your first ejaculation?
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Kanye West
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i feel sick
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McDirts
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Why did you wait 4.5 billion years before unleashing your son on the earth? Did you just not think he was mature enough till then?
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Black Mask

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A/S/L?

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McDirts
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AC or DC?
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New Way Of Decay

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Britney or Christina?

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McDirts
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Does the devil really have all the best tunes? I mean really? Actually better than 'Jerusalem'? Because if so I find that rather hard to believe.
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Could you stop the rain in Reading for a while around 12:30pm? I need to go out and get some lunch, but my DMs have a hole in the sole and I don't want to spend all afternoon sitting around in wet socks. Cheers Lord!
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Babb
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
quote:
Originally posted by Babb:
I don't know anything about football, so probably not.
This is a pathetic cop out and I demand, nay expect satisfaction.
satisfies NWOD using superior satisfying skills

(not a euphemism)

Better?

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Babb
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quote:
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Does the devil really have all the best tunes? I mean really? Actually better than 'Jerusalem'? Because if so I find that rather hard to believe.
I don't like religious music but Jerusalem kicks arse and almost makes me BELIEVE.

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Where's my lollipop?
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Kanye West
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why do you hate me?
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Kanye West
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what did I ever do to you?
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Black Mask

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What's with all the religions?

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McDirts
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Why do you hate Kanye West? Is it because you're jealous of his perfectly locked down shit?
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ralph

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In Psalm chapter 139, verse 14, when you said that we are fearfully and wonderfully made, what exactly did you mean?
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ralph

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quote:
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Why do you hate Kanye West? Is it because you're jealous of his perfectly locked down shit?
lol. but you forgot the yo.
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Why does my dad look so much like the Archbishop of Canterbury?
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Can I have it like that?
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