quote:Originally posted by Bandy: Perhaps we're dealing with a new Teffers. He's older. He's matured. He's hit thirty but the knob gags no longer quite hit the spot.
In all seriousness lankyboy, I am NOT thirty. (Oct 19th - mark your diaries)
and I have grown up a bit - was becoming a bit of a characature, mostly because it was easy and i'm lazy. Those good old days, fighting with the pre-novemberists have gone now - slipped away like an old man in a care home. That said you are still an object of mirth and Kovacs, by default, is always wrong.
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: I thought it looked like the goat was laughing and sticking up a cloven hoof (the goat eqivalent of two fingers).
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ahhh, it called me a fool. i shall take that as a compliment, for as we all know the fool was the most favoured of the court's entertainers, called upon to bring merriment and mirth to the highest of society and well recompensed with love and coin when they did so.
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quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: Which one's William?
I don't know but it's a great site for stupid photos of people posing with goats. Whoever said sharks are the best thing on the internet was wrong; internet goats shit on internet sharks.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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It's tenacious. Any other twat would now have been thoroughly scarpering, tail quivering between legs, at the sight of a fainting goat.
Sod the combined insulting intellectual weight of TMo, dressed in the guise of spewing hatred or remonstrative reason, let's face it, the ultimate we have to offer is The Fainting Goat.
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do i have to say that the fainting goat is from tennessee? and that there's an annual festival? and that my lab is interested in fainting goats? and that they don't actually faint? and that it's myotonia? and that's due to genetics?
quote:Originally posted by mart: Whoever said sharks are the best thing on the internet was wrong; internet goats shit on internet sharks.
again, a fight id like to see.
uber- i suspect that once i divest it of that adorable misapprehension it will just then proceed to assume that i am a lesbain, so ya know, whatthefuqevz.
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I bet the ginger one on the right is William.
If you had a fainting goat wouldn't you spend all your time making it faint? I know I would. In fact I think I might get some fainting goats for my farm. You see originally I wasn't going to have goats on my farm because Jimmy Doherty said that they are chisky facks and a lot of work as they jump over fences and eat things and stuff. But surely if you had fainting goats then everytime they went to do something bad you'd just shout r e a l l y LOUDLY at them and they'd fall over, giving you time to run over and put them back in their pen.
I wish that happened with my cats, they have been so naughty recently. The past 3 mornings in a row I have been woken up by them at 5am running over my head. My first words of the day have been a very loud FUCK OFF!!! before I throw whatever is nearest at them. Usually a pillow, occasionally a shoe.
quote:Originally posted by ben: Indeed I will not. It's my taxpayer's money you pissed up a wall for three years - I would say it's you who owes me an explanation as to exactly what I got for my money, in your case?
It is this sort of fuck-headed bollocks that makes you such a bore, Bendo. A witless bore, at that. I would suggest you pay another visit to the doctor to check out your skull, but I'm certain you were that way before your recent automotive write-off.
I don't need any defence - hell, I am have been at this game for years now - but I am not going to say that it wasn't pleasant to see that some people on here are willing to put common sense before the usual arse-licking. Damo - your apology is accepted, btw.
I find it bizarre that my comments directed at nancyboy (oops, another insult!) generated such an explosion of collective bile, particularly when one considers the fact that my being told to fuck off and die on an almost regular basis gets the one-eyed doe treatment. I don't really give that much of a shit at being insulted, but do find the double-standards and the "just for the sake of it" approach to the delivery of these insults somewhat irksome.
The truth is, like some others on here who have been honest enough to say it, the "talented" Fionnula is tiresome, repetitive and doused in what can only be described as pseudo-philosophical angst, much of which is flavoured by fears about his appearance or his sexual deviance. He prattles on ceaselessly about his pain, so one would have thought it natural that suicide would be the ultimate high. A place to end it all, so to speak.
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Norton, I think you'll find that apart from the one occasion when you attacked my sister for no good reason, and I called you a fuckwad or something equally frustrated, I have in fact stayed out of every attack on you.
People on here have made vague reference to your offensive views but I've never really noticed or paid attention as, equally, I'm sure you pay little or no attention to me.
But if I'm reading your above post correctly you call Fionnula a nancyboy and refer to his sexual deviance and suggest that he should commit suicide.
For what? For being gay? For talking about it? For not being entertaining / intelligent / whatever enough for you? Is that really what you are suggesting? Honestly?
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i dont think ftc mentioning in passing, once, that he has been kicked out of uni merits the amount of abuse that has been thrown his way but er. ye. I mean sure im annoyed he got kicked out when he would have got much better grades and is much cleverer than me but you know, tone it down boy your eds gettin blurred!
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