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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
Toby [Big Grin]

Is this not considered to be a good name? I must confess that it is one of several names we are considering for our soon-to-be born child. If not Toby, then what? We've always been crap at coming up with names for our children. Any good suggestions, TMO?
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Thorn Davis

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Is Toby a posh kid's name now or something? I went to school with a Toby and the kid was a fucking savage - he bullied me and my friends, and was basically a fat twat. His mum was an alcoholic, apparently and died a few years ago. So: nice one discodamage [Mad]
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dance margarita
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some tobys are posh, some tobys are normal. it was a bad choice of name.

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dance margarita
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
Is this not considered to be a good name? I must confess that it is one of several names we are considering for our soon-to-be born child. If not Toby, then what? We've always been crap at coming up with names for our children. Any good suggestions, TMO?

ive always like jesus. pronounced the spanish way. that would go down a storm in lewisham.

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Dr. Benway

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Toby. TOBY

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by dance margarita:
ive always like jesus. pronounced the spanish way. that would go down a storm in lewisham.

Honest to God truth, I've suggested that name with each and every child my wife has carried. She's not buying it. [Frown]
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dance margarita
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oh no, its roy who lives in lewisham. im embarrassed. but you know, if you two dont make a real effort to form individual personae for yourselves, more embarrasssing confusions like these are inevitable.

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dance margarita
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i have a funny piture in my heid of benway dancing around like a little elf singing the word 'toby! toby!' and banging his fists against things arrythmically. either an elf or a mong, i cant quite decide.

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Boy Racer
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Benwaystiltskin!

I really need to get photoshop skills.

[ 10.11.2005, 10:41: Message edited by: Boy Racer ]

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Roy
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How many people on this board live in Lewisham?

ETA: ralph lives in the states and has a beard. I live in Lewisham and have no beard. However, as this is a message board, I kind of accept that you can't see that.

[ 10.11.2005, 10:42: Message edited by: Roy ]

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dance margarita
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if you did, you could photoshop masuimi max's head onto the bodies of other porm ladies. and then your porn search problem would be solved!

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Boy Racer
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The borough, or Lewisham proper?

Yeah, right, my porn search problem.

[ 10.11.2005, 10:42: Message edited by: Boy Racer ]

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dance margarita
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i used to live over the road from lewisham, as defined by both the postcode system and the metropolitan police divisonal boundaries. i dont any more though.

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dance margarita
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quote:
Originally posted by Boy Racer:


Yeah, right, my porn search problem.

SHUT IT. THEY NEED NEVER KNOW IF YOU KEEP IT SHUT.

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Boy Racer
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quote:
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SHUT IT.

You brought it up Monk and, like, what's it worth?

Also are you suffering from multiple sign in disorder or what?

[ 10.11.2005, 10:48: Message edited by: Boy Racer ]

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Vogon Poetess

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Disco, you should have called him Rupert.

I was interested by the stand of personalised glittery stickers next to the counter in Woolworths the other day (I was buying strawberry fizzy laces-yum). I was always obsessed by named items as a child, as my name was never EVER featured on keyrings, mugs, stickers etc. Today's names popular enough to get their own sticker included Chelsea, Molly, Courtney and Paige, which were the kind of things Barbie horses would have been called in my childhood. Sadly, I don't think my name will ever come into vogue enough for me to get my own sticker.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Stefanos
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quote:
Originally posted by discodamage:
please dont throw your porridge on the floor, toby! its organic!

Mrs Stefanos once heard something along the lines of `Eduardo - would you please take your teeth out of Jessica's leg? at a play school... [Eek!]

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New Way Of Decay

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Woah, I'm late to this thread. Too late to mention that VP: I do one better than glancing at pages. I read the Metro of the person next to me. And when they turn it away from me I lower my head to read the front. I only do this to suits though as I don't want to get my head kicked in. I do it not because I'm bored, but because some people get fiercely protective over their Metro and I am bitter and jealous that the station I usually use never has any in. So that's my reward. I wind up hoighty people.

ralph: child name - War Bastard.

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ralph

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quote:
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I only do this to suits though as I don't want to get my head kicked in.

I'm a suit. If you ever tried to pull something like that on me, I'd kill you.

quote:
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ralph: child name - War Bastard.

I'll run that by the missus when I get home tonight, but I'm thinking no.
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
I'm a suit. If you ever tried to pull something like that on me, I'd kill you.

I.....don't know. Currently I look a bit like the sort of person who would knife you without a second thought. It's the fact my work duds are so knackered now. So I look like I may have had an office job last year, but that I just still make sandwiches, kiss my girlfriend goodbye, ride the tube every morning and stare up at the person who replaced me from a nearby park bench. I would take a picture but I can't upload it at present.

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ralph

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I was only bluffing. Truth be told, if you tried to pull that shit on me, I'd probably just give you my paper and plead with you not to kill me, or call me bad names. [Frown]
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Roy
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Bet it would be a different story if you were high on all those drugs, ralph.
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ralph

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Yeah, I probably would have given him my wallet, too.
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Black Mask

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I was just in a restaurant and overheard some bloke describe his car thus: "She's a flexible beast!"

He made me drop my chopsticks and flare my nostrils.

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Vanilla Online Persona
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you spend a lot of time in restaurants for a person with children that we have to subsidise, eh Giles?
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Black Mask

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you spend a lot of time in restaurants for a person with children that we have to subsidise, eh Giles?

I have to fill those long empty days somehow, Marjory.

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