My current research includes "Millennial Girls: TaTu and ICQ fan communities in the 21st century", to be published simultaneously "on-line" ('Net format) and in "hard copy".
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Match the famous poster to these 'dislikes':
quote:Smelly people, communists, smelly communists, PC morons, Swampy, hip-hop music, people who "do not speak English proper, innit?". Eggs, baked potatoes, spinach.
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well, that was nice. It makes me think that TMO will probably be around in some form for years to come. Will I be in my sixties, angrily HeadCasting my latest job woes to the TMO VChannel?
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Didn't you guys all club together and pmail each other about what was going on boardwise in those days. Discuss tactics. Like going out for a fag n' slag at work. Does that still happen?
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quote:Originally posted by Vanilla Online Persona: Didn't you guys all club together and pmail each other about what was going on boardwise in those days.
I remember when I made possibly the most appalling pun regarding Ringo selling his Ford Puma a while ago. Although it was for the worst chuckle ever, it was carefully choreographed via email by misc and myself, just to set Ringo up for the punchline. Not only did it work, but Ringo was so annoyed he did a swear of such ferocity that he later regretted it and edited.
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I remember the days of shirtless, gin-soaked cam-meats. Ringo (in his pre-license days) had to take a taxi to Tesco's to buy a webcam because he was missing out on the saucy Yahoo Chat visuals. I set my cam to black and white because I thought it looked arty.
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My ladyees availbale all kindsa cam-chat, foto top down. Yesee. Jonesey big man, big spender, lowest top, smallest price.
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quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: Sorry to hear you were mugged. The mugging was so snugly and casually woven into your post that I thought you were totally over the event.
i was weeping on the inside. in terms of representations of sadness, with that post i was aiming for a painting of a big- eyed weeping child, but i obviously got confused and did tears of a clown instead. curses!
quote:I hope the fact the you have just posted means that you are not feeling low and are totally your excellent self again.
thankyou for saying nice things, that helps. you know, i wasnt fishing for belated sympathy, but i got it, so fuck it, i win tralala ahem yes. i am feeling about three hundred percent more excellenter than i was back then: not quite superhero excellent, but at some point in the near future i may be in the frame of mind to look on ebay for a customisable unitard. just yesterday in fact i was party to a conversation about buying unitards on e- bay. my sisters bf wants to buy a unitard so he can dress up in it with ping pong balls attached to all his joints- no, no, let me finish, i know its tempting but please let me finish- and experiment with stop- motion animation like they use in specially effected films. he has seen many second hand unitards on ebay in his research. were they black, we asked. no he said, no, usually royal blue. not used gimpsuits then. no, he said. royal blue. did they have a hole for your face to show? um, nooo. he said. royal blue gimpsuits then, we said. laughter ensued: hearty, mighty laughter.
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: That was only a week or so after I'd upset Raz as well. They were both at this meat and Raz was saying that he'd basically stopped posting because I'd said something "Haha - look Raz has said he won't go to the meat if Modge is there", or something equally sarcastic. Uber was all like "Raz don't take it so personally. It's just Thorn doing his thing". So a couple of weeks later and Bam! I make a similarly flip comment at Uber Trick and then she's also all like "Bwaah!". I thought she understood.
My GOD! So what she says IS true, you really do believe everything my sister tells you! Actually Raz said something far worse in response to that. He said <razvoice> It only hurts because you think there might be a grain of truth in it. That's why it's funny. HaHAhahaHA! <razvoice> and then I punched him.
Hey, disco, the postman came with a delivery from you for me today however he SCARED THE LIVING CRAP out of me so I didn't open the door and now I've got to go to the sorting office on Saturday morning to collect. You see, usually they ring the buzzer and say "Postman!" all friendly like but this dude already had entry to the building so he bangs on my letter box REALLY LOUDLY shouting HELLOOOOOOO! HELLOOOOOO! which woke me up and absolutely petrified me, so I lay as still as I could willing the cat and the alarm to stay silent until the evil killer (knocking on the door and shouting hello) had gone away again. I heard my neighbour, Lil, come out and say something to him which I didn't quite catch and then the sound of something being ominously pushed through the letterbox CLUNK onto the mat. Once I heard the lift descend back to the lower floors I crept out of bed hugging my dressing gown tight around me and went to investigate. And there was my red "Sorry you were out" card from the post office.
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There was a Daily Mail what is the world coming to? story the other day about a couple whose gas supply had been cut off and they'd called out a gas board engineer to come and fix it.
They got up the next morning and found a card on the doormat saying, "Sorry you were out when we called. Time: 04:15 a.m."
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What happened to Stealgate? Didn't Ben see him begging at Neal's Yard ages ago? Or was Derek not quite what he seemed, a forite's plaything, something like Tony Kaye's Roger. Shame on you! But seriously, what happened to the fool?
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story the other day about a couple whose gas supply had been cut off and they'd called out a gas board engineer to come and fix it.
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