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Author Topic: Hey, this must be the deadest it's ever been around here, right?
squeegy
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quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
I have once, as it happens: very painful. You're shifting focus on me here, though - isn't the banjo string the bit on the underside anchoring the foreskin to the head?

It sounds like you have a very unusual wang there, Skalski.

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Dr. Benway

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I'm...scared...

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Skalski
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quote:
Originally posted by squeegy:
It sounds like you have a very unusual wang there, Skalski.

Not so. Banjo string = frenulum. See here if you need a tutorial on penis anatomy.
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Doctor Agamemnon When

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quote:
Originally posted by not...:
That site has some useful info on it. I also like the secret meaning of Halloween costumes
quote:
Pimp – Guys who dress up like pimps are often masking insecurities about their masculinity or sexuality. They want other people to see them as a player with wealth, power, and command over women, when in fact they are weak, ineffectual, or simply shy.

I've just purchased a full-length white fur coat and I'm not weak, ineffectual, or simply shy.

Well, OK, I've got a tiny willy. Does that count?

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Not poems and rubbish - SCIENCE!
The Wonderful World of Dr. When

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LowLevel
He's just a sweet transvestite !
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quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
I have once, as it happens: very painful.

Fuck... And it bleeds like a freshly grated labrador puppy too...

Try explaining that to the girl next door's parents...

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If sir requires spall, may I suggest the .90 calibre depleted uranium ?

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Vogon Poetess

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Back to Jonesy's thread title, I clicked on one of the ad links (like a good girl) and found the following service:

We provide a team of qualified posters to post new topics or replies on your forum, message board or community. Our posters are selected in regards to your specifications. Our deep and diversified team allows us to provide you with posters who have a genuine interest with your website’s topic. They will join your forum and interact with your members, hence stimulating discussions and enhancing interest on your boards.

Perhaps we could have a whip round and hire some?

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Dr. Benway

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Better than that - why don't we put the TMO krew out for hire?

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja
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quote:
We provide a team of qualified posters to post new topics or replies on your forum, message board or community.
What qualifications do they have? Can we get references?
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London

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Is that for real? They can't, seriously, pay people for that, can they?

I mean, not in 2006.

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Roy
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Mind you, just with their advert they are "...stimulating discussions and enhancing interest on your boards"

They're good. Let's hire them.

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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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quote:
Basic:
100 posts - 1-20 users - $35
Standard:
300 posts - 4-30 users - $95
Classic:
1000 posts - 5-50 users - $285


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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Our deep and diversified team allows us to provide you with posters who have a genuine interest with your website’s topic.
Right, we'll need someone who specializes in the following topics:
  • film
  • pretentious cookery
  • unknown bands
  • zombie-killing
  • paedophiles
  • anal

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Skalski
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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Perhaps we could have a whip round and hire some?

Somebody's one step ahead of you - where do you think I came from? Posts of this quality don't come for free, you know.

Ahh, another $35 well deserved.

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Darryn.R
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:

  • paedophiles

Did anyone else see the show about breast feeding last night ? There was a man on that who called it:

Paedofiddler

Which is the act of fiddling with a paedophile.

I think Handbag pay people to post there too, but then they're also the site admins and come from a community management company.
If I lived in the UK I'd probably try to get into a community management job.
Someone offer me a community management job - I'm ready..

[ 02.02.2006, 07:02: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]

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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!


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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
Somebody's one step ahead of you - where do you think I came from? Posts of this quality don't come for free, you know.

Ahh, another $35 well deserved.

quote:
"...stimulating discussions and enhancing interest on your boards"
[Confused]
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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
Did anyone else see the show about breast feeding last night ?

I missed it. It looked quite worrying from the trails - especially the kid who apparently asked for bitty in public because he/she'd seen it on Little Britain.

What was the programme like?

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
  • pretentious cookery

What's 'pretentious cooking' by Misc Standards, though? Anything other than black coffee washing down a quarter-slice of charred toast?

[ 02.02.2006, 07:16: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]

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Louche
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quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
I think Handbag pay people to post there too, but then they're also the site admins and come from a community management company.

The one overall Admin guy is a paid employee of the owners of Handbag but all the Content Monitors and whatever are just normal posters given extra power and responsibility. Why they're doing it for free is a total mystery.
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Darryn.R
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Is that true Louche ? I've had contact with a numebr of 'staff' there all of whom were working for a company I forget the name of now, still that was a couple of years ago now perhaps it's changed..

The show was sickening Misc, no nice tits, no sexy women just old hairy hippies with saggy fatsacks and deeply damaged children.

One mad Spainish woman was even trying to start to breast feed a Chinese toddler of 18 months she'd adpopted.

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Louche
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And in related news I was reading recently about 'Guerilla Advertising' companies. You pay them to send their legion of shills to various message boards. First they set up a believeable persona that posts for long enough to be accepted as an actual regular and then they begin slipping in subtle advertising for your product. Fucking brr. There's some more stuff about this in about the fifth paragraph of this PA news post including a link to one of the company's in question.

Maybe we've already got some shills here? Is BM paid to direct out attention to the BBC News site? Are damo's recommendations for tunes just cynical plays on our naivety? Perhaps Thorn's in the employ of "The Council for Masturbation Awareness"?

Trust no-one!

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Skalski
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
[Confused]

[Frown]
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Louche
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quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
Is that true Louche ? I've had contact with a numebr of 'staff' there all of whom were working for a company I forget the name of now, still that was a couple of years ago now perhaps it's changed..

In terms of the actual posters you see on the boards, yes. The HB Admin guy is the only paid employee. I mean obviously there are other people (techies, management, etc) in the background but none of them are publically visible. I think you might be right though in that back in the day there were more paid staff, there was a moderator called Thierry that I think was an actual employee along with a few others. I don't think HB's actually got any ties to Boots anymore though so there's certainly been some high-level shifting around since those days.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
[Confused]

[Frown]
[Wink]
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Abby
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What with the breast feeding and The World's Largest Penis it was an anatomical bonanza last night. A trip to Blockbuster and a fortifying bottle of wine were necessary…
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zebraboy
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coke is it!
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Vogon Poetess

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By Friday I will probably be bored enough to email that place and ask for examples of their hired help.

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Abby
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In times of worry or stress, and equally times of fun and celebration I find that Ernst & Julio Gallo wines hit the spot!

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Available from all good supermarkets!

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Dr. Benway

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I've gone deaf in one ear! For like two days now. Totally deaf. and pain in my neck. It's horrible. Anybody had this? No? Dammit. What? Ha ha - very funny. Ah well.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
What's 'pretentious cooking' by Misc Standards, though? Anything other than black coffee washing down a quarter-slice of charred toast?

No, I was referring to the BM / BR / Sunday Times Magazine style of food review.

Honey-glazed gusset-whump of pork, pan-fried dementia olives and a caulrdon bleu of rosemary-inverted stilton. Afters: oat-beaten lime-slime on crispy seawee with a coulis of mouton duvernet.

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Skalski
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
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Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
[Confused]

[Frown]
[Wink]
[Smile]

Stop it, though, stop it now before we run out of Graemlins. I don't think this counts as stimulating discussion: I could lose my job, you know.

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Dr. Benway

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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
And in related news I was reading recently about 'Guerilla Advertising' companies. You pay them to send their legion of shills to various message boards. First they set up a believeable persona that posts for long enough to be accepted as an actual regular and then they begin slipping in subtle advertising for your product.
Trust no-one!

This happened on Seethru ages ago with somebody going on about Morgan's Spiced Rum, and recently with "Scrawny" and her unusual fixation on Sony Bravia Televisions. Trust no-one.

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Thorn Davis

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Can anyone recommend me a decent consultancy with specialists in markets as diverse as international health, buildings, transport, project management, energy, education, and water?
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Dr. Benway

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Cap Gemini.

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Vogon Poetess

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quote:
Can anyone recommend me a decent consultancy with specialists in markets as diverse as international health, buildings, transport, project management, energy, education, and water?


Your lot are rubbish. My boss hadn't even heard of you.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Your lot are rubbish. My boss hadn't even heard of you.

That doesn't mean the consultancy's rubbish - just that it's got a shit marketing department.
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