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Haha! I have written the world's cheesiest acrostic!
I want to meet a geeky man, Perhaps in palindromes hell speak,
And whisper backwards-forwards words, Downcast his eyes, then kiss my cheek, Doodle tesseracts on envelopes, Recite developer code for Lotus Notes. Emotionally hell be all at sea, Shipwrecked upon lifes rocks hell be. Saviour? I guess that would be me.
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A man Greg a woman named Dharma, Lived a life which couldn't be calmer On the surface of course But beneath, at the source, He desparately wanted to harm her.
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A hippy young Chick name of Dharma Lived on a diet of love, peace and Karma But she turned all legit and married a corporate git It was his 6 figure salary that did charm her
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a young jedi, he once had a sister and he liked her so much that he kissed her it sounds pretty gross but what shocked us the most was the edited scene of nude twister
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Gregory and Dharma, his wife Lived an unconventional life For the cameras: all smiles But their hidden lifestyles Involved self-harm via surgical knife
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Sorry to hear that you're ill Do you feel like you might want to kill? If you're feeling low down In your silk dressing gown Tell me Oobz, are you taking the pill?
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Can we ban limericks, or will that kill the thread? There are other poetic forms. I've done a PANTOUM and an ACROSTIC!!!!!
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Could the TMO laureates thrill us with "What I did last weekend" in the style of the First World War poets? That's pretty much what my weekend was like anyway.
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action equals satisfaction: work will set you free when feeling like a sack of shit these phrases comfort me
but all that really works is time time heals all wounds yeah, that old line when your emotions take a hit just let the tick-tock deal with it.
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I wish I could blame it On a synthetic hormone Even the steam cleaner I just bought has gone all wrong Mercury retrograde Hurry up and end Right the technology And restore the stars as my friends
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who wants to write an acrostic about kneesocks. i do, but i cant, because thats not how the thread works. so i CHALLENGE YOU FORUM. an acrostic about kneesocks. or popsox, if you are feeling lazy.
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Kneel before me Now I own you Ever since I saw you Ever since we met Snug on my feet Or hugging in my kneepit Carressing my calves Kneesocks... Say you'll never leave
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War poetry about What I Did Last Weekend, which, according to this poem, seems to have been a gangbang. PS. It wasn't really.
Alls fair
All the young men sent to die In my trench they do their time Imprisoned there despite no crime They go in tall They come out broke Diminished by repeated strokes They start off strong They end up small Their names? I simply cant recall. How well they fought? This I enshrine In swathes of secret prose online.
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knees hidden in stripey cloth nothing quicker gets me off emo, goth or uniform even lame internet porn something tight and rainbow striped often gets me over hyped chantelle on CBB kept me holding back sex wee sex wee
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Like blighted potatoes they trudge Gasping through chlorine-doused swimming lessons Food and sleep a distant memory
The old lies repeated again, "A fun party", "The Wacky Warehouse" turns to a mire Of trodden crisps and poisonous chicken nuggets
Party bags! Party Bags! Quick boys! An ecstasy of fun-bling Then hyperactive squealing, tears, Another black eye, that'll have to be explained to the Social.
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I would like to request a Sylvia Plath-esque pome about Heat magazine please.
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Clicking on your profile Checking you last log in Makes my day seem worthwhile Clicking on your profile This is my secret sin Clicking on your profile Checking your last log in
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You found my picture on mySpace You read my blog in your bedroom You masturbate over my face You found my picture on mySpace Follow me home. I run, you chase You stole my knickers and perfume You found my picture on mySpace You read my blog in your bedroom
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The bright red letters command me with the spite of the kommandant I hate you, Heat Just like you want me to
I am a feeble man I tell myself as I lick feeble lips and croak like a fat frog Poor Kylie is bald and Jordan is implanted inside my quivering eyes
freezing water drips drips drips onto your thin pages thin lies for the thin eyes I am dirty once more. Fresh from the shower Because of you!
Spotted! You cry Achtung! As you got dressed this morning Did the lark call from the willow what were you thinking? I hate you and your clothes draped like dust sheets over my father's armchair
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: The bright red letters command me with the spite of the kommandant I hate you, Heat Just like you want me to
I am a feeble man I tell myself as I lick feeble lips and croak like a fat frog Poor Kylie is bald and Jordan is implanted inside my quivering eyes
freezing water drips drips drips onto your thin pages thin lies for the thin eyes I am dirty once more. Fresh from the shower Because of you!
Spotted! You cry Achtung! As you got dressed this morning Did the lark call from the willow what were you thinking? I hate you and your clothes draped like dust sheets over my father's armchair
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Benway - I thought that was great, but before you get too pleased with yourself it's worth noting that Plath is one of the easiest poets to pastiche.
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