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Good Fairy
We'll be the pirate twins again
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Now then.
I am starting a quick check up clinic. You come in get your sexual health screen and go, results texted to you in one week. Should be in and out in about 20mins.
its for people without symptoms...
Now i want a name for this clinic, I've come up with "Peace of Mind" but need your imput to stop it getting some God forsaken name by one of the consultants that I'll regret for the rest of my life

HELP!
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Dr. Benway

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Call it "Captain Clean Bill's Health Centre" with a cartoon herring gull looking through a microscope giving the thumbs up, with a twinkling (ie clean) beak.

[ 16.05.2006, 10:58: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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Good Fairy
We'll be the pirate twins again
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I love it, but they wont go for it, as we are not in a naval town.. [Frown]
I did think of "slats and tadgers" but no one liked it
Same for Miss Minky's Quick Clean
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Dr. Benway

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Then have little fact sheets, posters and flyers that begin with "Captain Clean Bill says..."

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Good Fairy
We'll be the pirate twins again
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Ah, see that will cost money, and money we dont have
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Dr. Benway

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dammit. "Swab the Decks" would have worked there.

[ 16.05.2006, 11:05: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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Dr. Benway

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how about "Disease Certification Centre"

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Thorn Davis

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What about GAIDS-B-GONE
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herbs

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Spanking Clean
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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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How about In and Out?

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Black Mask

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Boys-r-us

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Dr. Benway

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Captain Clean Bill says: 'Kiss me quick or kiss me slow, either's fine: I'm good to go!'

Are you carrying a potentially fatal disease? Find out in just 15 minutes with confidence guaranteed.

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Black Mask

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STD-u-like

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Black Mask

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**** BAR
20-min **** repairs and keys cut

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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The Stop Shop?

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Black Mask

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Cocksmiths

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Sir Scrape-a-lot's Castle of Mimsy
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Black Mask

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The Mingeatorium

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sweet
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New Way Of Decay

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Cum Rain Or Shine.
I like that. You know, because the idea is no matter what the weather is, there's a high chance that they'll use a much fabled umbrella in your jappa.

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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[Smile] or [Frown]
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Black Mask

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Smegridges

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herbs

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Privates on Parade

Gone-O-(a)rea
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Black Mask

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Whorerods

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New Way Of Decay

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Specsaviours.

[ 16.05.2006, 11:28: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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herbs

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Multi-coloured Swab Shop
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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
Multi-coloured Swab Shop
Winner!

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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lol at herbs, that's fab

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herbs

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I just hope Good Fairy appreciates the effort we've put in, brainstorming and blue-skying.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Good Fairy:
You come in get your sexual health screen and go, results texted to you in one week.
SMSTD
We're In Your Area
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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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diseasycheck
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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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Kwik-vet

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New Way Of Decay

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Yeast Enders.

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Thorn Davis

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Diseasycheck is the best yet in terms of describing the service and being great at the same time.
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Physic
Digital PIMP !
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The Gaids Team
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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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Gonorr-gone

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