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Maybe one of them should be with a dude actually.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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quote:Originally posted by sam: I can't decide for my final session whether to have one last stand with an ex who was rather spectaculor, save it for the person I am with now, who is also pretty hot and very sweet as well, or just save it and go on the prowl.
See, that last is a pretty shit idea, actually. You’d be there, all dolled up, with your dangly earrings on, smelling of your best perfume, stalking the bars, looking for The One. And it’d be there, in the back of your mind, the knowledge that that was it, this was the last time ever you were going to get laid. This is it. The biggie. The best and the last. And it’s already mammoth importance would assume gargantuan proportions until you were looking round wildly, finding fault with every candidate. Him, over there, nice, but the hair’s a bit long. Him, nice shirt, good forearms, bit of muscle. But small hands and we all know what small hands means. Him, the grungy indie kid, god he looks hot, god he’s hotter than a hot think in a molten thing. But he looks like he might not be quite clean enough. And it is the Big One. The best and last. Can’t have any knobcheese spoiling that. And eventually, you’ll drive yourself more and more frantic, more panicked, more hysterical, until you dive for the solution into a jug of sweet and sticky Sex on the Beach and then it all goes blurry and the next thing you know you’re in a strange and uncomfortable bed with a burly, hairy back in your face and you’ve had your last fuck and you don’t remember any of it.
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Difficult to know which order to do this in without offending the servicees, but assuming this angel is fixing everything up and making sure there's no consequences, as opposed to just deliverying bad news (which would make it a bit of a failure as an angel), then I would proceed as follows:
1. 'Er indoors. Without straying into too much information territory, I think it's safe to say we know what to do for each other.
2. An old flame I'm still in touch with. Still remember quite a few of our adventures and wouldn't want to miss the chance to refresh those memories one last time.
3. A German girl. I fall in love with every German girl I see and I'd really like to confirm that they do it like I'm pretty sure they must do.
See, the order is really difficult. All three at once could work though. Or an arrangement with a shower room with three bedrooms leading off it, and a week's supply of viagra. This could require a bit of thought.
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quote:Originally posted by sam: I can't decide for my final session whether to have one last stand with an ex who was rather spectaculor, save it for the person I am with now, who is also pretty hot and very sweet as well, or just save it and go on the prowl.
See, that last is a pretty shit idea, actually. You’d be there, all dolled up, with your dangly earrings on, smelling of your best perfume, stalking the bars, looking for The One. And it’d be there, in the back of your mind, the knowledge that that was it, this was the last time ever you were going to get laid. This is it. The biggie. The best and the last. And it’s already mammoth importance would assume gargantuan proportions until you were looking round wildly, finding fault with every candidate. Him, over there, nice, but the hair’s a bit long. Him, nice shirt, good forearms, bit of muscle. But small hands and we all know what small hands means. Him, the grungy indie kid, god he looks hot, god he’s hotter than a hot think in a molten thing. But he looks like he might not be quite clean enough. And it is the Big One. The best and last. Can’t have any knobcheese spoiling that. And eventually, you’ll drive yourself more and more frantic, more panicked, more hysterical, until you dive for the solution into a jug of sweet and sticky Sex on the Beach and then it all goes blurry and the next thing you know you’re in a strange and uncomfortable bed with a burly, hairy back in your face and you’ve had your last fuck and you don’t remember any of it.
So. Probably not a good idea.
I can see I haven't thought this through. Interesting that you can paint such a realistic picture, eh? .
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. Please don't slap me for that. I put a winky.
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quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I'd have three wanks and hurl myself off a cliff.
I think the final stage of the last wank should wait until after the cliff jump. It'd be an exciting race to see if you could finish before you hit the bottom.
TAE: If you were successful, I wonder if the ejaculatory spasms would continue after death.
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Can I just confirm, there is a magical fairy sorting it all out, right? I mean, can I just say "Claire Danes but not the current model. I want her something like the Romeo and Juliet version.
I am also quite worried about what happens after the third session. Will it just, you know, fall off?
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: you'd go *splat* in more than one way...
I've been reading up on my sound effects and jism doesn't go *splat* it goes *jitjitjit* like when you stick your thumb under the tap and build up a little jet of pressure. If your cock was capable of going *splat* then it would also be able to ejaculate your balls inside-out of the end.
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I suppose if you were falling backwards, and ejaculated before hitting the ground, your jizz might splatter onto you after you hit the ground as it catches you up. Wouldn't it be a kind of sad final irony if, in your dying seconds, life draining away from your broken body, you receive a mouthful of your own lumpy man-milk. That'd be an awful way to die.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: because of Stevie. He was great. Lucid killed him.
tmo sounds dangerous. You killed roy too. ralph is still sad about that.
kovacs killed roy by forcing us to stage a witchburning ceremony. He got dunked, didn't float, and was burned at the stake. I regret it now, but at the time it seemed so exciting. Even Ralph joined in.
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