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That was a while ago. I've completely revamped my underwear drawer since then. Not because of that or anything. It wasn't like I was all like "Omigod! Unclean! Unclean!" and napalmed all my pants and then scrubbed myself with wirewool til I bled. I just bought lots of new pants, like a years or so later.
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Sounds like my advice has filtered through to a few people on here. Thorn's life seems to have changed for the better because of it. Anyone else?
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london, if you do ever find yourself in a situation where you need that thing you`ve never managed fulfilling, and me and mccandrew are handy, I`m sure we could do that. Admittedly he`d have to look at ME while I was sexing you, and I`d have to look at YOU while sexin him, so it might get confusing, but I`m sure we`d get there one way the other.
quote:Originally posted by jnhoj: london, if you do ever find yourself in a situation where you need that thing you`ve never managed fulfilling, and me and mccandrew are handy, I`m sure we could do that. Admittedly he`d have to look at ME while I was sexing you, and I`d have to look at YOU while sexin him, so it might get confusing, but I`m sure we`d get there one way the other.
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Can we get this thread onto four pages? Soon? That would be ace.
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We slept in my old room at my parents house. There wasn't any sex, at least I don't think there was, I didn't see any details. We were close though - we slept next to each other on the tiny floor. In the morning I was downstairs in the extension, you were in the bathroom upstairs. You came down, my mum said "good morning Anne-Marie" I said "oh you've met", my mum said "what do you want for breakfast?" you said "cake". I raised my eyebrows. I wondered whether my mum thought we had had sex, I thought about my wife and wondered why I hadn't gone home and how I was going to explain this. There was a small moment of panic. I segued into a scene with a couple of black guys gently antagonising me about my lack of jewellery. I talked to them about my watch and my wedding ring. He showed me his collection of womens watches on his arm worth £10,050 even though the Gucci was a fake. I tried to joke but it came out aggressive, he said to calm down, I apologised and asked them where they were going tonight, a girl with black hair sitting on a table opposite answered "petal vagina". I said I wasn't talking to them and blanked them off jokingly. It was a good neg but I didn't know what to do next. *awake*
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I hate when I'm starting a job and the night before I keep having dreams about messing every aspect of the job up and being a spastic, and then waking up, and falling back to sleep and repeating, or alternating with one where I wake up late and the alarm hasn't gone off, and then I wake up really and it's four in the morning, and I have to get up in two hours, and so on - so that when I actually start the job, I feel like I've been working for a month and have been absolutely shit at it.
Here's a question - you know in hospital dramas when they say 'we need a ... stat!' what does the stat stand for?
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"Stat" is a common name for hospital workers. Over the years they have got used to being ordered around and told to fetch things.
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Until Grianagh mentioned it, I had forgotten that a lot of this thread was about sex. It's too early for sex and I forgot to put my makeup on anyway. Which obviously prevents me from having any sex.
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I went off topic there sorry. I also forgot what this thread was about. I thought it was a general friday chit chat type thread.
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Oof. It quite often is too early for sex, in my book. Can't do a thing until I've had a cup of tea.
Talking of dreaming, maybe we could try a TMO lucid dream (by which I don't mean a Manchester-based adult-play dungeon). Apparently, with practice you can direct your dreams, and go to a pre-arranged place and do pre-arranged stuff. Let's all meet in the cock!
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you should all come to bristol, it is ace. bristol meat. come on. you know you want to.
dm/elvo, back me up here.
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: Talking of dreaming, maybe we could try a TMO lucid dream (by which I don't mean a Manchester-based adult-play dungeon). Apparently, with practice you can direct your dreams, and go to a pre-arranged place and do pre-arranged stuff. Let's all meet in the cock!
B-but I don't know how to get there so you'd all be lucid dreaming yourselves in the pub and I would be out in thye cold, roaming the city, lost and alone. And naive and northern. I'd get mugged. And it would all be your fault, Herbs.
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Doesn't that involve training with some sub sonic and light device that kicks in when you reach REM, and basically brings you to consciousness while ensuring that you remain in a dream state - or can you do it through Denis Quaid breathing techniques, and save the president from Snake Men and the baddy from Warriors?
As for what is a definition of a sex in this thread - you are going to achieve a hard or wide-on and take it to climax three more times in your life - and then it'll just be like a Sega Saturn or Betamax video - some people will bang on about how great they are, you'll never find anything fun to do with it.
It can be mass Romanesque orgies, or Sting-like trantric sessions - but it's three more times - so do you try something new, do you go for that special person, do you go out in romantic/bloody/filthy/trigic style?
STAT!!!!
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quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: dm/elvo, back me up here.
I've been to Bristol, three times. It's a lovely city and I even thought about moving there, a few years back. Never happened, though. Nothing ever does.
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and now you're moving to crack central. how you've fallen in the world.
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