quote:Originally posted by ralph: I've never heard this expression before. Might I assume dimp translates to the American term butt? Google was no help.
It's slang for the big purple bell on the end of your cock.
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quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Wicky Wicky ?
(WILD WILD WEST)
Exactly that. Except he has a deep voice so his attempt of making record scratches sounded like a giant dopey bear mimicking the wheels of steel in the natural environment.
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Wearing Weird ass blue trousers that look like jeans but, and get this, are not jeans. The pockets are so shallow that I lost my phone by sitting down in them. Green zip up hoodie Tightie whitey t-shirt like for fixing cars in and then smearing one oily wrist across chest and forehead Red leather blazer Messy, lank hair and ginger beard Overall apperance: cracker
Weekend: Starts in 25 minutes. I'm going to a party.
Black jeans Napalm Death t-shirt Dark brown Nike trainers Black socks Black boxers
Weekend:
Friend's 21st birthday party tonight On the piss at various places, Saturday through to Sunday night
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Black suit (there's a surprise then) Black top (God, you'd think this woman had no other colours in her wardrobe) Black socks, black boots (Well anything else would look silly with all that black) Etc Expression of amusedness
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Ware: Grey 'dirndl' skirt with patch pockets Black top Grey and blue stripey tank top
Weakend Couple coming round for dinner. I think they might be swingers, so will be careful when bending over the oven Tomorrow lunch parents n family coming. Can I cope Sunday. Spot of work
Random I've got a bagful of seafood under my desk. It smells a bit.
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last night was Kate Nash single launch party, which was excellent. i love her so much. but a bad choice for single, seriously.
tonight going to some gig to see the wonderfully named The Open Mouths, my mate's band The Violets and someone else. but might not. enemy may be there, though i don't want to cave in his face anymore so should be cool.
rest of the weekend is gonna be quiet, though may pop into Chalk @scala on saturday. supposed to go to some bday thing in brixton, but it's you know brixton.
outlook
yeah alright i guess. am skint though. properly skint.
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Wearing Brown t-shirt with electric guitar passing through the eye-socket of a skull design, can't recall the make. Blue bootcut jeans which could do with going in the wash truth be told. Knackered pair of Converse.
I need to do some clothes shopping..
Weekend Gym in about 40 minutes, then tomorrow undoing that good work by lying on the couch all afternoon watching 6 Nations rugby and drinking beer
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Stetson cap Red plaid flannel shirt 'Flash' t-shirt Brown jeans with a big hole in the knackular region Redwings My desperate-for-6-o'clock face
(W00+! No Vans!)
Weekend hiding out with beer. Rakes of ***** coming over for dinner on Sunday.
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: physic, your t-shirt sounds pretty fucking sweet.
Thanks dude, btw did you ever get that email I sent you about the 17th? Dick Whittington pub crawl, NWOD is coming, you should totally come along, about 10 people confirmed so far so it should be a laugh.
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I did not, unless it was titled "blonde eating dick", "Filthy slutts fuckeed by animalss glad", "only illeggal aniimals with teeens pornn!old" or "cute daughter is dick LOL by dad". In which case, it came within the last hour.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I did not, unless it was titled "blonde eating dick", "Filthy slutts fuckeed by animalss glad", "only illeggal aniimals with teeens pornn!old" or "cute daughter is dick LOL by dad". In which case, it came within the last hour.
Lol, which email is the best to ensure you receive it okay?
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Cloves: grey trews (one of the belt loops has sparkly bits on, so they made buying work clothes a bit more exciting), grey vest top, green v-neck jumper.
Weekund: Watching Detroit City do the business at Sandown tomorrow. Going shopping with my mate Kelly (she who buys £75 skirts and never gets round to wearing them) on Sun- budget dependent on success at the nags. Trying not to think about it being the anniversary of the start of last year's ill-fated fling, and probably failing.
Random: I am thinking about going back to university full time and studying to be a vet (equine).
Random II: I am going to go home now, because all the profs are out. Ha! Have a good one, all.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: the yahoo one. It may well have ended up in spam. It's going crazy at the moment. Fact fans: 94% of all email sent in december was spam.
Just resent it, may well have ended in spam as I sent it to a fair few people.
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quote:Originally posted by Physic: lying on the couch all afternoon watching 6 Nations rugby and drinking beer
Oh man, I love the Six Nations. First sign of Spring. Mind you, we haven't had the first sign of Winter yet. The Six Nations is like having the World Cup every year, but with only decent British countries playing. (And a couple of others which are basically British anyway, they just pretend they aren't by talking in a silly accent and eating different food.)
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beige/tan coloured suede trainers brown cord trousers that keep falling down whenever I walk and particularly when I go up flights of stairs black long sleeved v-neck tight fitting top hair that is slightly less Ken Dodd than it was first thing this morning
Weekend: trip to hair salon for proper hair straightening session shopping trip to buy clothes that I can fit both myself and my bump into (including trousers of the non-falling down variety). This may be wishful thinking though as J will probably tell me to "get bent" if I suggest Saturday afternoon shopping to him. travelling down to London on Sunday night for an early morning start at a conference on Monday morning.
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Black Prada jeans Black Hugo Boss slim-fit shirt Black Jeff Banks boxer shorts Black Jeff Banks socks Black Jeffrey West Shoes Black no.2 length hair Black stubble Gucci Envy, for men
There will be lots of young ladies at this 21st birthday do. It is at some non-league football club (Curzon Ashton) and I hope that I will pull. It is a golden opportunity. I will try my hardest to achieve this, although if all else fails I will hopefully have a thoroughly enjoyable evening.
I've known the 'birthday girl' for many years - who knows, if I ply her with enough alcohol she may be a willing participant. Food for thought.
PS: I am not cheating, as I split up with my girlfriend a few weeks ago. I have only had sex once since (with somebody twice the age of my 'ex' and nearly as old as my Mother - oh crikey) and am currently gagging for it. Fingers crossed.
The taxi has just arrived, therefore, on that note, I bid you all a thoroughly enjoyable weekend. Fuck - I forgot to buy a card. Nevermind. I'm sure she'll prefer a few drinks instead. Shit happens on a night like this.
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zygote is Yul Brynner in West World AICM£5. Here's hoping he didn't malfunction at last night's party!
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Find out my grandad is dying of previously undiagnosed bowel and lung cancer and isn't expected to live much longer.
Go and visit said grandad in hospital, probably for the last time..
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