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i dont know if id bother starting a dating agency for women who wanted to have sex with chefs, unless the women were all masochists, and liked being screamed at or alternatively treated with withering disdain for four hours until the date was over when eh then became all smiley an apologetic.
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Not a lab coat, as such... a tight white dress, with a zipper down the front and a big round silver ring-pull on the zipper. Cleavage. Hair up. Spectacles balanced on the end of your nose. Clipboard, yes. Chewing on a pencil.
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im all confused now, i was going to write apost where i was being gordon ramsay berating his wife for giving a terrible blowjob, and now black mask is wanting to up the sexy quotient of my labcoat, and im like... not sexy/ sexy/ not sexy/ sexy. where to go, how to act, what to type. its a blinding dichotomy. its actually, well, the choice whether to act sexy or not sexy is pretty much a constant one for me, as it is for all women under the patriachy.
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The sexual power of the labcoat is derived specifically from its lack of overt sexuality. If you start to sex it up, all you got is another slut in a dress. About as sexy as haemorrhoids.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: The sexual power of the labcoat is derived specifically from its lack of overt sexuality. If you start to sex it up, all you got is another slut in a dress. About as sexy as haemorrhoids.
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Maybe 'roids are sey if you're a biologist. Do you and your friends at the science factory exchange anecdotes about sexy bum grapes?
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i think a thread about what celebrities say when they're having sex could be really funny. it could be dreadful and embarrassing, but it could be really funny.
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im looking for the thing i wrote about having sex with alan sugar aka The Sugardaddy (it was a dream! we are not in control of our sub- conscious!) but i cant find it.
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oh ew no he didnt. after i mentioned this to other people, it seemed that i was not the only one who had experienced strange sexual dreams about alan sugar, and that some disgusting pervert women (not mentioning any names COUGHAMPSTER) actually fancied him. revolting.
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quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: oh ew no he didnt. after i mentioned this to other people, it seemed that i was not the only one who had experienced strange sexual dreams about alan sugar, and that some disgusting pervert women (not mentioning any names COUGHAMPSTER) actually fancied him. revolting.
I call bullshit. I don't think there's anything attractive about Alan Sugar other than his money and position of power. Take those away and he's nothing more than a leather-faced little troll
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quote:Originally posted by Waynster: Doc D - Berlin mate I have it on good authority is the place to invest - flats from €25000 euros! Might have a gander myself
I can add my recommendation to that. I'm in the midst of sighting out a property in Stadtmitte, not far from Checkpoint Charlie.
I'd like to say that it's going to be the base for my Central European operations, but I'll be boring and say that it is merely an investment. It's also not far from our favourite sushi restaurant.
ETA: I wanted to be a pilot when I was little. My father fixed aircraft, I wanted to fly them.
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[mini rant] That's the one, you get over there as quick as you can and snap up all the affordable flats that might have gone to someone genuinely in need of one, just so you can rent it out to some up and coming tosser willing to rent over the odds for a few modern furnishings. So what if, because the actions of you and people like you, a whole section of society in this country (and now seemingly having sucked dry the housing market in the UK turn instead to raping someone elses market for your own ends) are unable to get a foot on the property ladder without getting mortgages beyond their means to repay. Not just 'poor' people either. So what, so long as you get your nice little slice of the pie, your own little property empire you can talk about with your equally soulless dead eyed friends at dinner parties. So long as you get your money that's all good isn't it. [/mini rant]
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i'm with you on the rant though. i alternate between laughing and crying when i see the prices 'round here.
and all because we have to own a house, and the prices can only go up can't they, and oh we have to live here because the school's are good, oh no we couldn't send our kids to the *brown* school, oh no we're too busy to be on the school board and get things right in our neighbourhood school.
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Though I dont recall the last time actually needed I needed to write sperm/spurm. But when I do, and it is bound to happen eventually, it will be 'spurm'.
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Also is Ghost World (as mentioned earlier) any good? I probably qualify as a geek if that helps? It has appeared in my house you see...
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I liked the house rant, Ringo. Tears prick the back of my eyes when I look at the houses around here. Rows upon rows of massive 4 bed victorian houses....and I can't even afford a one bed flat. I....I'm frightened.
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