quote:Originally posted by Astromariner: ]But the Sunday Sport has been like that for ages! Since I was 16, anyway, and was working weekends at my local Shell garage. Men used to buy it and I would always blush crimson and avoid all eye-contact when I took their money, and find my gaze defaulting to Lola Ferrari's 48ZZ bosoms instead. I think there might be more emphasis on 'accidental' up-skirt shots now, mind you.
But it used to 'ease you in' with silly stories, before belting you with nips. Now there's a fanny in a g-string on the front cover.
As for muffs, I think as in most dealings with men the tactic is positive reinforcement - ie Mmmming appreciatively at the good bits, and maintaining a stony silence if they start blowing raspberries on your undergarden, or other inappropriate behaviour.
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i always like the way its "british family fun" in the sunday sport. with rape trial cases written up in pornospeak. nice.
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quote:Originally posted by Roy: ralph, does the beard add something to the old carpet munching? Or do you get confused?
*aaach, hack cough, splutter* "Babe could you retrieve this," *finale of hacking cough* "Yours or mine?" "I cant get it out to tell..." "Try and lure it out with a bar of soap"
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What kind of beard has ralphy got then - bet its a goatee, what used to be called a Van Dyke after Dick Van Dyke. People used to greet him with a wee kiss at the Oscars and tell their friends they had just kissed a right c.unt. Yes, I bet its a goatee, just like Dickie had. When he was making Clitty Clitty Bang Bang.
quote:Originally posted by ralph: It's not a goatee. Just a plain old beard. Surely someone in the UK has one?
I'm not in the UK but I do have a beard, bog standard full face. I trimmed it last night down from a 4 to a 2, I don't like it much so I'm growing it back to a 3
-------------------- my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!
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I don't know about Freud and Jesus. I could see them bumping off the competition on the sly. And Uncle Jesse looks like he tries to get little girls to suck him off.
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The "I'll get my coat" was to symbolise a bad play on words. Would it help if I subtitled any furture posts which include poor puns, so you don't waste time trying to find a deeper meaning?
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There's a difference between a bad pun -- one that you understand but that makes you groan -- and one that just doesn't make sense, for instance because the reference is wrong.
An example of the first is in Jonesy's story about Sherlock Holmes, where he's talking about a canal, then says "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
An example of the second would be if Sherlock Holmes was eating lunch of cauliflower cheese and bad eggs, and said to Watson "super califlower cheese, but eggs were quite atrocious."
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