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Yeah, alot of the abbreviations are pretty bewildering. AFC is like a novice, but I'm not sure what it stands for. No idea about an SOI. Zygote probably knows all this, as he's everyone's new best friend.
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quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: Zygote seems to have fitted right in. He's started handing out genuine pulling advice to other people and batted me away when I wasn't taking the process seriously.
Lol. It's hardly 'genuine pulling advice' though is it. Initially, I'm trying to carefully integrate Ziggott into the community, but I was hoping that you'd be able to tell that I'm making up everything I've posted. Well, everything except the 'having to get pissed up when on the game'. I love the way a lot of the posters there refer to "the game" and "gaming" when talking about dating - like women are end of level guardians on computer games.
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quote:AMOG Alpha Male Other Guy - In reference to a situation where you are trying to close on a chick and there's direct (in-your-face) competition from another PUA. This is different than a cockblock because the normal disarming strategies don't work.
DDB "Doggy Dinner Bowl" [Look] - The look on a chick's face when she's tranced out or lapping up your words with a phased out look in their eyes. In that state, they are metaphorically ready to eat out of the palm of your hand.
PLRM Pre Lay Relaxation Mode - "Basically you just have to be very natural about everything you say and do on the way to the lay venue. There is this point in any same day lay as you go from the decision point to your place that could get awkward if she suddenly changes her mind."
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How did they rate Shabnam ? Do they have a minus scale..
That's fucked up, though props to Thorn who thanks to VP and Octavia's plus points can now, should he want to cream the clunge of many an uggo without affecting his score.
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quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: That's fucked up, though props to Thorn who thanks to VP and Octavia's plus points can now, should he want to cream the clunge of many an uggo without affecting his score.
Okay, let's not start rating TMO's female membership on this scale, Darryn. It's diminished enough as it is.
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That LSS forum is really fucking dull. Something liek the ten most recent posts are by me, Ziggot, and Stonecastle. What's really striking, though, is that it's not populated by dick swinging, puffed up alpha males, but instead seems to be mostly deeply insecure and shy men looking for ways to approach women without immediately being annihilated in the blaze of their icy contempt. The rest of the posters are guys who used to be like that and are trying to share knowledge about socialising with others. Things like this one guy who had his second ever shag at university (loser!) getting slapped on the back by all and sundry for plucking up the courage to speak to this chick. It's all quite sweet really, and it makes me want to send in a HeadStroking Elite Strike Team consisting of Louche, Sidney and Herbs, to cradle them and coo soothingly in their ears.
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quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: What's really striking, though, is that it's not populated by dick swinging, puffed up alpha males, but instead seems to be mostly deeply insecure and shy men looking for ways to approach women without immediately being annihilated in the blaze of their icy contempt.
That's hardly surprising, is it? the DSPUAMs don't need some stupid message board to tell them how to pull. DIASMs on the other hand need all the help, encouragement and reassurance they can get.
quote:btw, im guessing you want to bust a nut on their faces. am i right? entirely normal but it IS kinda degrading to women (thats the funthough, innit?) so you need to make sureyou have built enough comfort so she doesnt feel like a whore. even if thats whats getting you off.
[ThornDavis] Well, kind of - I'll elaborate on it in a moment, but first - yeah I think that's pretty excellent advice you've given me there. It's become such a total block that I almost can't stomach to bring it up. In a way I almost looked at it like an ironic curse - I've always been pretty decent at charming a girl into bed, but choke at the one thing that really gives me pleasure.
Basically, the only way I can get off - experience a genuinely pleasaurable orgasm - is is a girl sits in front of me and eats a banana, preferably holding it with her feet, while I cum into her hair. I don't know - I mean obviously it's not painful like anal, or filthy like watersports, but it's just a bit too odd for most girls, I think.
I find myself engineering ridiculous situations just to get some girl to eat a banana when we're back at my flat - like making banana splits usually goes down OK, and sort of gets me going but it's not the same. I always keep a fruit bowl next to the bed as well, just so I can kind of look at it and back to the girl, and try and use my imagination, but it almost becomes like a talisman - torturing me with a kind of 'This is what you really want' look. So there you go. My shameful secret. [/ThornDavis]
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I have found this rather entertaining... I am actually considering signing up myself to offer these sad folks tips on how to pull a HB at 3am by the cheese counter at Tesco.
Loving Steeloquin's posts.
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What really tickles me is the fact that he's receiving genuine, well-meaning words of advice about his disturbing banana fetish.
quote:Dude, to be honest with you, this sounds more of a fetish than a kink. Subtle difference but an important one. It's also the sort of thing that will fuck with you big time if you want an LTR - I can see openminded girls doing this once in a "Hey! I never did THAT before!" novelty sort of way, but you're going to struggle to find someone who'd do it on a regular basis.
The other issue you've got is that it's unlikely to do anything for the girl. With anal sex a lot of women actually enjoy the physical sensation, and with others they like to feel like they're being their own fantasy "bad girl". You may need to frame this as being "really bad", "really unusual", "unique experience", as otherwise it's only about you.
You might want to try some online dating via fetish websites like Informed Consent or alt.com
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: I am actually considering signing up myself to offer these sad folks tips on how to pull a HB at 3am by the cheese counter at Tesco.
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I actually thought my post about shagging epileptics would have gotten more attention, but obviously not. It's the bananas that win them over, every time.
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ThornDavis Posted Yeah I thought a few people would take the piss, but thank you to darker_than for taking the time to give a genuine and useful response. Ziggott and Lord Mega of the Pork Sword, no thanks jto you for your childish laughter. Your mocking is just another form of racism.
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Sugarpuss II Regular Member ------------------------------- aww come on thorns, they're not laughing at you, they're laughing with you. it's true. don't get offended.
when i read about your fetish i burst out into rapturous laughter, and it's only just subsided - not because i'm taking the piss or i think you're laughable, but because, hey, it IS funny. fetishes ARE funny. for example...
one of the main ways i get off (introduced by my LTR who was a kinky devil) is spanking a girl during doggystyle, often we were both wearing miniskirts. so what, they're sexy.
i implore you to burst out laughing at this point - because, hey, it IS funny. i'm laughing right now, at my own fetish. i also have a semi.
hey, if you can't laugh at yourself...
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That's the funniest thing I've read on here for months!!!!
But yeah, I know how you feel... I find it very difficult to get girls to stick a rubber chicken in their vagina.
Ziggott:
quote:It's the funniest thing I've read anywhere for months. That, and your rubber chicken puts my Teletubbies fetish firmly in it's place.
ThornDavis:
quote:Yeah I thought a few people would take the piss, but thank you to darker_than for taking the time to give a genuine and useful response. Ziggott and Lord Mega of the Pork Sword, no thanks jto you for your childish laughter. Your mocking is just another form of racism.
Sugarpuss II:
quote:aww come on thorns, they're not laughing at you, they're laughing with you. it's true. don't get offended.
when i read about your fetish i burst out into rapturous laughter, and it's only just subsided - not because i'm taking the piss or i think you're laughable, but because, hey, it IS funny. fetishes ARE funny. for example...
one of the main ways i get off (introduced by my LTR who was a kinky devil) is spanking a girl during doggystyle, often we were both wearing miniskirts. so what, they're sexy.
i implore you to burst out laughing at this point - because, hey, it IS funny. i'm laughing right now, at my own fetish. i also have a semi.
hey, if you can't laugh at yourself...
Edit: Oops. Crossed post, but laid out differently with additional 'bonus' footage.
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: You only consider NO an HB, SN? Not a SHB?
NO is a SHB, though I met her on here and not at Tesco while scouting for Camembert - that was the ex. Though I guess I am being a little harsh on Emily in that she was probably an SHB too. A MSHB, with M for 'Mad'. That's mad as in peeling labels of every bottle in the house mad, not wild and wacky mad.
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Thorn has never been my favourite TMO poster, but his posts on here are causing the tears to well up to bursting point.
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I just posted this thread, which I actually regret - I think it would have been much better as a TMO thread in Media.
ThornDavis Regular Member Analysing PU Techniques in Popular Culture « on: Today at 03:19:30 PM » Quote
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. PUA: Multiple Miggs in Silence of the Lambs
Analysis
Incarcerated murderer Multiple Miggs goes for a single set in the form of FBI agent Clarice Starling. She gives him some potent AAI, by nervously edging away from his side of the insane asylum, but Miggs shows a masterful appreciation of the three second rule. As soon as she passes his cell he issues an unambiguous SOI - hissing "I can smell your **** " at his intended (a HB at around the 7.5 mark). Although she hurries past him, he manages to overcome the shyness that prevents many a would be PUA from fulfilling their desires. He wastes no time escalating, and cheerfully flings a handful of semen into Clarice's hair.
Result
Although Miggs might like to write this one up in the Lay Reports - he does, after all, achieve orgasm - it's difficult to call it a success. Clarice doesn't seem that impressed with his game, and pulls a severe cock-blocking maneuver when she has Hannibal Lecter talk Miggs into swallowing his own tongue. A disappointing result from such enthusastic delivery.
2. PUA: King Kong in Kong Kong (2007)
Analysis
King Kong nearly blows his game early, by coming on far too strong and clearly frightening the object of his affections (another single set - this time 9.5SHB Anne Darrow). He demonstrates some social proof, as the local native clearly worship him, and he manages to work up some convincing glory when he's first introduced to Anne. Nonetheless she's too frightened to be impressed and gives some serious AAI by making a dash for freedom.
It's here, however, that Kong really gets into his A-Game, and taking a leaf from the Tao of Steve is truly excellent in front of her - dispatching three t-rexs with his bare fists (and feet), and then clinches the deal with a classic IOI technique - having risked his life to save her, he then turns his back on Anne and starts to leave without her. Simple and classic: she's giving him that DDB look for the rest of the movie.
Result
Kong manages to k-close the deal, but unlike Miggs he clearly has problems escalating. It's obvious that Anne is there for the taking but Kong is either too shy or too much of a gentleman to go for the f-close. In the end he's shot to death and winds up falling to an undignified death on the New York pavement. A blunt warning to all of us who think we're better off in the 'friend zone'.
3. The Terminator - Terminator 2
Analysis
The Terminator clearly believes in setting himself a challenge, and there are few PUAs who would even attempt to pick up a single mother whom they had chased halfway across LA, after killing their best friend, their mother and the father of her unborn child. Nonetheless, he almost pulls it off, pulling a smooth IOIO game (blowing mostly cold, as befits the manner of an unstoppable killing machine). He's got social proof, but only as a harbinger of the apocalypse which is unlikely to moisten Sarah Connor's gusset. However, using her son as an 'in' he manages to soften her up, and by the end it's clear that she's ready to go.
Result
Like Kong, he never really manages to close the deal, although he pulls out all the stops in dispatching a persistent AMOG, and has some success with non-sexual touching (getting Connor to dig those bullets out is an inspired way of opening her up to penetrative intimacy on a subconscious level). However, like so many of us he blows it in the final stages and instead of taking her home to do the nasty under the nine-tog he lowers himself into a vat of molten steal and removes himself from competition. An easy, if unforgiveable, mistake.
I'm sure other people have comments to make on the game run by movie characters - post them below!
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