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Jimmy Big Nuts
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mart
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PLEASE DON'T LINK DIRECTLY TO THE IMAGES ON RATEMYGOATSE.COM, LINK TO THE PAGE INSTEAD, PLEASE THANKYOU.

Happy birthday me old mucker!

29, is it?

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Tilde
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Who?
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H1ppychick
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Images I got by Googling 'survivalist ralph':

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Happy Birthday, girlfingers.

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Abby
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Houseparty!

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sam
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Yey! Happy Birthday bearman! [Cool] Have a good 'un. [Big Grin]

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ben

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I am confuse - I thought BigNuts was saying happy birthday to himself? Is Ralph's IRL name Steve?
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Tilde
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You mean you don't know when Bignuts birthday is? Even I know it's sometime around December. FOR SHAME!
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mart
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Happy birthday Ben!
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Thanks guys I did alcohol and drugs and now feel great!
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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Originally posted by Tilde:
You mean you don't know when Bignuts birthday is? Even I know it's sometime around December. FOR SHAME!

Aye - every year he complains that the Christmas meat is too near his birthday, so it never happens, because Benway's birthday is near christmas, and consequently any christmas meat of any kind is going to happen near his birthday, which is always at christmas and will therefore always be near a christmas meat, and I think benway just brings this up each year because he gets a kick out of having the power to cancel everyone's fun.

Oh 'Happy' Birthday, Ralph. Is it bad form to wish a depressive a happy birthday? Like going up to a dude in a wheelchair and saying 'Well, at least you've managed to stand on your own two feet' or something.

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scrawny
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Happy Birthday Darren!

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ben

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So is Ralph's real name Steve? I must have missed that meeting. Anyway, happy birthday, Ralph. I... don't think we've interacted much but I certainly don't wish you any active harm.

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Physic
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Happy birthday grizzly ralph, here's hoping you enjoy that celebratory cheese-steak [Smile]
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mart
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lol... I too wish you no active harm on your special day, ralphSteve.
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This is a ralphcumface (you have to imagine the beard), but could equally well apply to anyone whose birthday it is.

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H1ppychick
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Pay attention, confused peoples.

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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by ben:
So is Ralph's real name Steve? I must have missed that meeting.

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Is your name not Steve?

hb mountain man, btw.

[ 31.07.2007, 09:09: Message edited by: froopyscot ]

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froopyscot
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quote:
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lol... I too wish you no active harm on your special day, ralphSteve.

Stralph?

Sounds like an infection for which you would need a culture and some sort of antibiotics.

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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!


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Happy Birthday Ralph!

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New Way Of Decay

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Brian wishes you birthday greetings! Here he is, ready to erect something else in your yard. Hope you have your cheesesteak handy.

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Bonus type: non-gay birthday greetings, ralph

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Looks like ralph has had the good sense to stay at home for his birthday. Hope it didn't involve too much tree-felling and rock wrestling and he managed a bit of birthday fun.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by sam:
Looks like ralph has had the good sense to stay at home for his birthday. Hope it didn't involve too much tree-felling and rock wrestling and he managed a bit of birthday fun.

Thank you all for the good wishes. I'm 44 today. [Frown]

No birthday fun I'm afraid to report. My family is camping with my in-laws, and I've had a lot to do today.

So far:

4:30 - woke up

4:45 - cleaned house because someone from the insurance company is coming out to do some testing of our old house for mold in the walls. If the levels are high enough, we'll get some money!

7:00 - coffee

7:15 - go and pick up rental van

8:00 - drive to Springfield to buy windows

9:30 - drive to Chicopee to buy windows

10:30 - head home

11:30 - drive to neighbors house with brian to unload the windows until we're ready to install them

12:30 - return van

1:30 - online banking and posting on tmo

2:00 - work with Brian until insurance man arrives

The remainder of the day will be spent either working on the new house, cutting wood, and eating a Philly cheesesteak my sister in-law brought me for my birthday. Possibly a quick wank or two before bed.

44 years of age isn't getting off to the best of starts.

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you went to springfield though.

hb r!

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Benny the Ball
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runs in, out of breath...hap...happy...phew...happy birthday ralph!...pant...pant...wheeze...etc

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quote:
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8:00 - drive to Springfield to buy windows

10:30 - start to head home

11:30 - decide to drop into Moe's Tavern for a swift one, meet Barney

22.55 - emerge from Moe's - resume journey home - crash through stupid Flanders' picket fence. Stupid Flanders.


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Have you been to one of *these yet, Ralph. Tell me there's one in Springfield.

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sam
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A bit too much information there ralph at the end. Remember at your age excitement can stop the heart. Read a book.

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ralph

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quote:
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Have you been to one of *these yet, Ralph. Tell me there's one in Springfield.

No, I haven't seen one yet. Besides, there's lots of Springfields in America.
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mart
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Yes, there's at least one Springfield in 35 US states - but not all 50, as is commonly thought.
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And the theory is that Matt Groening comes from the one in Oregon.
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There was a contest here in the states to see which of the many Springfields would get to host the movie premier. Springfield, MA was in the running, and I thought we had a pretty good shot, but the winner was Springfield, Vermont, with a population of somewhere around 9,000.
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