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Seriously. What's the best way? How do you arrange it, and how much does it cost? What do you need - is the person's name and address sufficient, or would it be better to arrange to meet the person and then have the heavies show up to put the boot in? I don't have any contacts in the 'underworld' but there's someone my, er, friend knows who only really understands and respects violence, and my friend really needs to get a message to him.
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Me and my mates used to joke about doing it in highschool for $50. No one ever took us up, so we did it for free once... You know, loss leader.
Then my mate's family offered me $8k to kill said mate's skanky girlfriend whilst I was very very stoned/drunk. I was tempted, but realised that $8k wouldn't last an 17 year old long in prison.
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Best thing's to get chatting with a complete stranger, perhaps on a train, and persuade them to do it for you and say you'll do someone they don't like in return. Although various books and films have made out that this is a flawed plan, they are just fiction and it actually works out really well in real life. In fact, it's the major topic of conversation between most strangers on trains, ahead of the weather and property prices.
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I'm sure I once heard that there was some pub you could go to on the Old Kent Road and some guy would break someone's legs for like £150. Goddammit, why am I so middle-class and uncriminal?
Misc, I'd gladly take you up on your offer if I actually thought you'd go through with it.
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If you're looking to hire muscle for violence, best do it on the quiet, rather than a public internet chat-forum. Unless you're looking to get yourself beaten up. That's probably legal. Also, remember that if you're looking to get somebody else done, then they'll probably have you done back, only more so.
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W-what? But everything on the internet is magical and private and - oh wait. I forgot this isn't the year 2000 anymore. Why, do you know someone? PM me please. BTW dear police, obviously I would never do this. What do you think I am, vengeful or something?
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TEECH: Okay, so this week's theme for show and tell is family history. What have you brought in to show us today, Seth?
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In that case, I'd imagine a TMO posse could quite easily be organised to go and teach him a lesson he won't forget, tear him a new arshole, etc...
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: In that case, I'd imagine a TMO posse could quite easily be organised to go and teach him a lesson he won't forget, tear him a new arshole, etc...
Is anybody else on the board driven to violence through depression? Recently I've been compiling a list of people who would get on my list of going on a killing rampage if I manage to fail at life. So far on the list there is: Kids who listen to music on their phone, the move-down twats and..and actually the list feels quite exhausted already which is quite distressing.
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You're not entitled to it from abroad. Still, I don't know how long I want to stay in this boring depressing country, but I'm kind of stuck here now because the parental leave / benefit is so good. I'll chase him down if I return though, but he'll probably have disappeared by then.
eta: Lowlevel knows about extreme violence. Anyone have his email address?
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If you get in touch with an appropriate agent put my sister in touch with them. Maybe you could get cheap rate for a a bulk deal?
Why do so many men run away from their children? The men on here seems to find parenthood a positive experience; how come other men can't grasp there are some great people about to grow up that they could get a real kick out of knowing?
Bastards.
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quote:Originally posted by sam: Why do so many men run away from their children?
Well, if you're into things like hanging out, getting wasted and banging chicks two at a time having a family clogging up your home is only going to get in the way. Back in the day you used to be able to get tight on whiskey and mount the servant girls as often as you desired and the wife would turn a blind eye to it, so there was never any real need to abandon your family. Besides which you needed to stick around to make sure your child didn't turn out to be a whoopsie. You had to take him hunting and show him how to bully the stable hand and hate foreigners.
These days you're liable to get sued for divorce if you spend too long looking at a mannequin in a shop window and turning your child into some kind of touchy-feely poofter is the whole point of education, rather than the opposite. It's a wonder more men don't run out on their kids. Plus, although fatherhood may be a positive experience, hanging out, getting wasted and banging chicks two at a time is definitely one.
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: These days you're liable to get sued for divorce if you spend too long looking at a mannequin in a shop window and turning your child into some kind of touchy-feely poofter is the whole point of education, rather than the opposite. It's a wonder more men don't run out on their kids.
Woah! Haven't you got kids? You really think this?
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I haven't got kids, no. And I still don't spend any time hanging out, getting wasted and banging chicks two at a time, so I'm losing out all over the place.
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: I haven't got kids, no. And I still don't spend any time hanging out, getting wasted and banging chicks two at a time, so I'm losing out all over the place.
despero non. You have time to get going on all fronts.
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[hijack] Thorn, mayhap you were at ladbrook grove tube station this morning?
If not, there's a dopple of you and he lives near me! [/hijack]
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