Topic: Generic Catch All Random Thread For Friday Expected to Tangent After Six (6) Posts
Louche
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Wearing
Black suit (too big), black jumper (too small), black boots (correctly sized), black bra (correctly sized), red knickers. As these are red, their size does not need to be included. Accessories: none. Expression: vacant discontent.
Weekend
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Outlook
Grey with occasional bouts of unfounded optimism.
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Wearing: White shirt, black chinos, black caterpillar boots, expression of enthusiasm at heading home after spending a week on a sofa bed.
Weekend: Buying a bicycle, probably a lot of listening to music, hanging out in pubs, generally relaxing, trying to enjoy own home before heading out on Sunday evening to spend the week sleeping in a friend's spare room.
Outlook: Fantastic; rarely bettered.
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I'm wearing mid-blue, boot cut levis, a blue polar neck slightly shrunken and black boots. I didn't pay any attention to what underwear I have on as I've not really slept..
Weekend - Same old, same old... Kids 'n' stuff.
Outlook - Cold with sunny spells and squally showers.
Listening to: Frank Turner's (ex Million Dead) solo CD's 'Campfire Punkrock and Sleep is for the week'
Six... pah.
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Wearing: long green/grey skirt, black slash-neck jumper, generic black office shoes.
Weekend: Minimal expenditure needed. Clean new flat, do weekly shop (at Asda for maximum cheapness), procure crime thrillers (free from library), watch horseracing all afternoon (free as have not yet paid TV licence), read crime thrillers, watch old Audrey Hepburn fillums.
Outlook: Alone in the bleak.
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Wearing Black '3 evils' t0shirt with white skulls and dice design bootcut jeans a battered pair of Converse beardiness
Weekend No plans, I'm still off the booze until next Thursday so it'll probably be a quiet one, DVD's and World of Warcraft
Outlook Two thumbs up, I've lost a few pounds while abstaining from booze and going to the gym more, I've just arranged to go home and see family and friends on the weekend before my birthday next month, my mum is recovering well from the spinal surgery she had to correct a disc problem, and yesterday I found out that our Director of IT is leaving, and the person replacing him just happens to be a very good friend of mine Posts: 2337
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Louche
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The next person to post has to make a tangent. I am not sure how one goes about making a tangent. There should probably be some sticky backed plastic involved. And maybe an old cardboard box.
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quote:Originally posted by Louche: The next person to post has to make a tangent. I am not sure how one goes about making a tangent.
Unveiling a queasy sexual fantasy is a cheap way to do it - you can normally count on NWoD, Zygote and Jimmy Big Nuts to chime in with approval and exciting variations, although often, other posters will try and wrestle the topic back on course to alleviate their distress. But it's a good place to start. For example:
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I refuse to tangent. Especially not to talk about ralph or his beard.
Wearing Cerise long-sleeve t-shirt under grey v-neck sweatshirt Wide-legged dark grey trousers Odd socks The usual brocade Birkenstocks Below par pants and bra
Weekend To dinner with some fun friends this evening. Then... trying to finish the bathroom, poss some work, further banjo practice
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: What bike should I buy this weekend?
I'm buying a bicycle this weekend too! I'm tempted to just go for whatever looks coolest - something black and chrome with a name like 'Ice Wolf' or 'Mad Orang-Utang', something that's being advertised on the shop TV with a dude racing down a rocky outcrop in speeded-up motion while heavy metal plays in the background. But I'm going shopping with Octavia, so she'll probably make me buy a fucking Raleigh or something equally dull and sensible. I mean. I may as well go shopping with my fucking parents.
Louche
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How would you even get on that? You'd need a step ladder or something. So everytime you think 'oh, yes, I'll just go for a nice cycle in the country' you'd have to pack a stepladder. Obviously it would have to be some kind of fold away step ladder of some sort. Have fold away step ladders even been invented? I need answers, goddammit.
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Wearing: Green combat style trousers Olive T-shirt with scene from BBC classic "Elite" on it Brown Osiris skate shoes. Black socks. Black pants.
This weekend: Heading down to Dorset for Christmas II the revenge. Getting presents. eating roast food. May go watch Bournemouth Vs Everton on Saturday if I can slip away from the family for the afternoon.
Outlook: Knackered and not looking forward to 2 hours driving.
Tangent: I still have a simpsons advent calendar with 21 uneaten chocolates in it. Does anyone want it or have any suggestions for what can be done with these 21 chocolates?
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quote:Originally posted by Louche: How would you even get on that? You'd need a step ladder or something. So everytime you think 'oh, yes, I'll just go for a nice cycle in the country' you'd have to pack a stepladder. Obviously it would have to be some kind of fold away step ladder of some sort. Have fold away step ladders even been invented? I need answers, goddammit.
I believe you kind of run alongside one to build up momentum, then there is a small step above the rear small wheel which you use to get up on the saddle.
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not me. Tonight I'll be nipping into town to see if I can pick up something for the impending birthday, and then probably drinking beer in front of the television, imagining all the fun everybody else in the world is having.
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Louche
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Nah, I always found Burns to be rather overrated. I'm planning on drinking wine and sitting in my spare room, listing all my books on Green Metropolis. This has to be done as I now have so many books there is literally NO ROOM in my house. There are stacks of books that have to be negotiated around doing the simplest of tasks. If the problem is not tackled wirthin six months I will be on Life of Grime. The shame, the shame.
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Des O'Connor and Carol Vordemann had some light hearted banter about it yesterday at the beginning of Countdown. Des did a comedy scottish accent and made a weak joke about haggis, and then Carol informed viewers that the event is all about eating lots and lots porridge.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: What bike should I buy this weekend?
I'm buying a bicycle this weekend too! I'm tempted to just go for whatever looks coolest - something black and chrome with a name like 'Ice Wolf' or 'Mad Orang-Utang', something that's being advertised on the shop TV with a dude racing down a rocky outcrop in speeded-up motion while heavy metal plays in the background. But I'm going shopping with Octavia, so she'll probably make me buy a fucking Raleigh or something equally dull and sensible. I mean. I may as well go shopping with my fucking parents.
Man, it's like we're bike buddies!
I'm tempted to get something similar, with all kinds of springy bits, drsc brakes, thousands of gears and the like, but actually I'm being sensible. I'm going to get a mountain bike with front forks but not rear suspension (My theory is that with rear suspension, some of the torqueing force of your pedalling is wasted compressing the suspension rather than turning the crank so wasted energy) and I'm going to replace those knobbly off-road tyres with some street semi slick types (more rolling resistance and flex in an off-road tyre, again wasting energy) then I'm going to outfit it with some snazzy million candlepower lights which will burn any living creature in my way, and get myself a pair of gloves and a cool backpack with reflective gubbins stuck on it.
Might also get some over-fenders so I don't get splattered with mud and crap from the path, and a chan guard to stop oil getting on my slacks.
I just like the idea of building my own custom bike. Before I was into cars I used to be bike mad and would get all kinds of cool parts to make it tougher, lighter, easier to ride down hills etc. Yeah, bikes are a much better hobby than cars.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: Des O'Connor and Carol Vordemann had some light hearted banter about it yesterday at the beginning of Countdown. Des did a comedy scottish accent and made a weak joke about haggis, and then Carol informed viewers that the event is all about eating lots and lots porridge.
blue jeans, blue ***** von dutch t-shirt, green army canvas trainers.
Weekend
off to see orthopaedist in a bit. flatwarming dinner at bestmate's this evening. two dinner parties on saturday - one early evening surprise birthday thing, other some stupid fucking murder mystery set up. maybe go to damien hirst exhibit at some point. and a gig in camden on sunday night - rumblestrips i think.
Outlook
rubbish. not drinking. may dump a good friend in next couple of days too. life has got stupid and i'm feeling a bit paranoid and fragile. but, you know, fuck it all.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: all kinds of springy bits, drsc brakes, thousands of gears... outfit it with some snazzy million candlepower lights which will burn any living creature in my way, and get myself a pair of gloves and a cool backpack with reflective gubbins stuck on it.
Might also get some over-fenders so I don't get splattered with mud and crap from the path, and a chan guard to stop oil getting on my slacks.
Yeah! Yeah! I want all that! I'm getting bike boner now! I'm going to print that out and hand it to the guy in the shop. Also - I must remember to get some playing cards to stick in the spokes.
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Louche
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Oh, and remember last year when I was all over TMO moaning about throwing up congealed blood and stuff? That was because of a mountain bike as well. They really are dangerous things.
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