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Dr. Benway

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In an announcement, Nintendo said that while the codename Revolution expressed its direction, Wii represents the answer. People around the world can easily remember Wii, no matter what language they speak.
initial reaction from engadget

I especially like:

Why not just call it the Nintendo WTF?

but, is anybody likely to be buying a wii? Anybody excited by the whole controller thing?

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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
is anybody likely to be buying a wii? Anybody excited by the whole controller thing?

Definitely. Just imagine Soul Calibur III with the revolution controller... Or a jedi game... Salmon fishing... +gasp+

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MiscellaneousFiles

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I don't tend to play console games that much, as I resent paying £40+ for a single (and often very short) game. But I am interested in Codename Revolution. Apparently it will be pretty cheap, and the types of games on offer would probably compliment traditional PC gaming genres. Plus, as Mask mentioned, a jedi game would be excellent.

Saying that, I'm also intrigued by the other end of the spectrum - the almighty PS3. Rumour has it that Sony are planning to launch it for roughly the same price as a standalone BluRay player. With its rumoured media centre functionality, this would make it a pretty easy way into HiDef, if I could afford one of those newfangled tellies to match. I guess it all depends what happens with the HD disc formats.

Or something.

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Dr. Benway

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go Here to watch a live stream of Nintendo introducing the Wii in ten minutes.

Incindentally, you may recall that I disasterously pretended that I could get a job I wanted? Well, it was with gamespot.com, who are the hosts for this fine event.

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Dr. Benway

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or, err..maybe not..

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Benway - have you read about Sony's new PS3 controller? They've gone back on the banana dildo concept design, in favour of a Dual Shock, with some kind of basic motion sensors instead of the rumble function. It sounds to me like Sony got a little scared by the Wii, but their solution doesn't seem to be anywhere close to Nintendo's.

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Dr. Benway

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Yeah I read it, and it could be interesting, but I doubt it'll be taking the Wii on. From what I can tell, it's not as clever.

Also - Final Fantasy coming out the for DS!

Some cracker screenshots coming from E3 on Gamespot. GT:HD looks amazing, as does Alone in the Dark 360.

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It sounds like they've crossed the Dual Shock with one of *these, which I bought in 1999.
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Dr. Benway

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starting in a couple of minutes

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Dr. Benway

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...or not?

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Dr. Benway

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wow.

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Cherry In Hove
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Gah. Stupid work computers. I can hear it but can't see it.
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Dr. Benway

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looks good, fucking, I'm stamping my feet and giggling like a tit.

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Dr. Benway

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sweet jesus! speaker in the controller!

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Cherry In Hove
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My god. This sounds awesome. I wish I could see it, but Zelda TP is looking (sounding) like being the best game ever.
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Dr. Benway

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*choke*

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Dr. Benway

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so when you stab, you actually have to stab. Awesome. Zelda isn't cell shaded, it looks beautiful.

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Dr. Benway

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must be quite nerve wracking to be playing the game live in front of the entire world.

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Cherry In Hove
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OK. I'm home now and I've got the video but it's in weird colours. All orange and pink and shit. I guess something to do with codecs.

And it appears I've missed all the zelda damnit. Hopefully it'll be downloadable later.

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ralph

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Hi, SG5. [Smile]

[Frown]

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Cherry In Hove
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Hey ralph. Sorry was away trying to solve my problem and it appears it might be a driver problem. I don't know. It's just all pink. How's Disney?
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quote:
Originally posted by SilverGinger5:
Hey ralph. Sorry was away trying to solve my problem and it appears it might be a driver problem. I don't know. It's just all pink. How's Disney?

Maybe you've stumbled onto handbag? You know...by mistake.

Disney is wonderful. Thanks for asking.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Wii looked like fun. This speaker-in-the-controller idea is excellent. My lightsaber will go mmmm-mmmm, crackle, clash, mmmmmmm.

[Smile]

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Thorn Davis

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The Wii is the only next gen console I'm the least bit interested in. There's absolutely nothing about the XBox or the PS3 that excites me, but everything I hear about the Wii (apart from the name) gets me excited like a little kid; in that way where I can't quite believe that one day I might really own one of these incredible machines. I'm really champing at the bit now, and I've never felt like that about a console before; normally I'll wait until they drop below the £50 second hand barrier and pick one up then, but this... I could see myself buying this on launch day. It looks fantastic.

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That thng is going to sell out soooo fast
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I'm kid-like excited about Wii also.

Controller, Super Mario Galaxy, Zelda, online back-catalogue, are all drool worthy.

I want a red one.

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Black Mask

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Woot!

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Dr. Benway

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welcome to last century!

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Black Mask

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I imagine there'll be novelty controllers, too. Broadswords, golf clubs, pistols... You'll be able to do authentic pistol-whippings, with a real pistol... =gasp=

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Nice!

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Reminds me of NWoD's WeeGun.
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Thorn Davis

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If I read much more about this thing, I'm going to widdle myself in excitement. I feel like I'm regressing to childhood. Can someone put me in a coma until they're released?
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dang65
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I'm still on stuff not much advanced from Space Invaders myself. Bet this been around a while hasn't it? Only saw it today. It's a bit like driving in Italy.

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I'm still on stuff not much advanced from Space Invaders myself. Bet this been around a while hasn't it? Only saw it today. It's a bit like driving in Italy.

22.393 seconds pwnd!
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quote:
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If I read much more about this thing, I'm going to widdle myself in excitement.

Sorry about possibly causing workplace trouserstained embarassment but they're making a sequel to the best game on the GC (possibly) to be used with the Wii controller... Zombie madness
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