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doc d
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quote:
Originally posted by sabian:


I'm a big gayer!

see you at this weeks meeting then?
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I wouldn't have felt bad about it... Until Bubba was shanking me with his cock.

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That's a big slew of votes for a meat on Good Friday's Eve then, eh?
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Don't know when I've been so blue
Don't know what's come over you
You've found some new noun
And don't it make my blue eyes brown

I'll be fine when you're gone
I'll just cry all night long
I might even frown
And don't it make my blue eyes brown

Tell me no secrets, tell me some lies
Give me no reasons, give me alibis
Tell me you love me and don't make me cry
Say anything but don't say goodbye

Tell me no secrets, tell me some lies
Give me no reasons, give me alibis
Tell me you love me and don't make me cry
Say anything but don't say goodbye

I didn't mean to treat you bad
Didn't know just what I had
But, now it's like I'm Down’s
And don't it make my blue eyes
Don't it make my blue eyes
Don't it make my blue eyes brown

Don't it make my blue eyes
Don't it make my blue eyes
Don't it make my blue eyes brown

Don't it make my blue eyes
Don't it make my blue eyes
Don't it make my blue eyes blue
eyes
Don't it make my blue eyes
Don't it make my blue eyes brown

Don't it make my blue eyes
Don't it make my blue eyes
Don't it make my blue eyes brown

Don't it make my blue eyes
Don't it make my blue eyes
Don't it make my blue eyes brown

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That was shit, Mask. [Frown]

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quote:
Originally posted by doc d:
see you at this weeks meeting then?

Is it my turn to bring in the Streisand cds?

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W00+6

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quote:
Originally posted by sabian:
My first wife told me she cheated on me and wanted a divorce, I nearly killed the guy, and got in my car and drove out of town and didn't come back for over a year for fear I would kill the guy... All this happened on Valentine's Day, yet I don't dread it... It's just a day!

What did you do in that year, Sabian?

I'm going to guess you used you incredible fighting skills to get justice for the oppressed 'little guys' around America. Like a cross between Dog the Bounty Hunter, Walker Texas Ranger, and Lassie.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Like a cross between Dog the Bounty Hunter, Walker Texas Ranger, and Lassie.

Pfft.

"What's that? The server's down? I'll kick it's ass!"

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quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
That figures...

That figures how? "That figures" why she was going out with Thorn or "That figures" why she spoke to you for 15 mins? [Smile]

quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
What did you do in that year, Sabian?

I travelled around, did some pretty deplorable things, ran out of money so started driving truck, did some more deplorable things, 'woke up' and realised that I had put myself into a vacuum of rednecks and illiterates to drive over 60,000 miles in 9 months and decided to go home then got a job working tech support for an ISP, then came here.

Last I heard, she was knocked up somewhere in Kentucky with a farmer or something. Despite driving truck, I think I got the better end of the stick.

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Originally posted by Ringo:

I'm going to guess you used you incredible fighting skills to get justice for the oppressed 'little guys' around America. Like a cross between Dog the Bounty Hunter, Walker Texas Ranger, and Lassie.

Not quite so grand, but I did get into a bit of a tussle in N. Carolina because some prick kept being all 'nigger' this and 'nigger' that... And, I got into another one in backwater Tenn when I went into a bar and said, "a bottle of Michelob please" and was greeted with "You ain't from 'round here, are ya boy?" followed by 4-5 'locals' trying their luck.

Driving truck... Johnny Cash made it sound so romantic.

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quote:
Originally posted by sabian:
And, I got into another one in backwater Tenn when I went into a bar and said, "a bottle of Michelob please" and was greeted with "You ain't from 'round here, are ya boy?" followed by 4-5 'locals' trying their luck.

Driving truck... Johnny Cash made it sound so romantic.

Johnson City/Knoxville way i'm guessing.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by doc d:
see you at this weeks meeting then?

Is it my turn to bring in the Streisand cds?
sweetheart, we're going to need to talk. your stereotypes are so last decade.
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quote:
Originally posted by froopyscot:
Pfft.

"What's that? The server's down? I'll kick it's ass!"

No, I'm not an institutionalized geek.

I worked in retail, made pizzas, built diesel engines at Cummins, drove truck, tech support, insurance claims adjuster, ambulance chaser for a personal injury firm, ran a Thai restaurant in Knightsbridge, now work for myself.

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quote:
Originally posted by sabian:


I worked in retail, made pizzas, built diesel engines at Cummins, drove truck, tech support, insurance claims adjuster, ambulance chaser for a personal injury firm, ran a Thai restaurant in Knightsbridge, now work for myself.

Wow. That's a pretty horrendous spiral of degradation.

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quote:
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That's a big slew of votes for a meat on Good Friday's Eve then, eh?

if i say yes, will everyone else say no?
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Everyone will say 'yes', and then lick your face.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
That figures...

That figures how? "That figures" why she was going out with Thorn or "That figures" why she spoke to you for 15 mins? [Smile]

Hmm. that's got me thinking now...

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I think I'd probably be up for a meet. I can't really commit though becuase I may be forced to spend money on snowboarding instead. Also - I hate London, as we all know by now.
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quote:
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Wow. That's a pretty horrendous spiral of degradation.

Yeah... But I figure we all can't fall into a job of self-loathing and pity and stay there until end of days... I had to work for my misery.

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in.
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Yeah, alright.
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when is good friday btw?
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quote:
Originally posted by doc d:
Johnson City/Knoxville way i'm guessing.

Could'a been... I don't really remember... I do know I was in VA on my way to TX so it would have been a spur off I81

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21st March. Think it's on a Saturday.
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Nope - my mistake. It's on a Friday again.
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quote:
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I think I'd probably be up for a meet. I can't really commit though becuase I may be forced to spend money on snowboarding instead. Also - I hate London, as we all know by now.

What the fuck did I do to you?

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Cuh, you don't even know!? That's just like you..

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quote:
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What the fuck did I do to you?

I think I've reached my TMO limit today...

I had to read the above 4 times until I stopped reading, "Why the did I fuck you?"...

As to the meat... I'd like to come but won't if I'm not allowed!

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[ 12.02.2008, 10:58: Message edited by: Black Mask ]

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quote:
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Nope - my mistake. It's on a Friday again.

cor you're on fire today.
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