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pastry conversions are all the rage nowadays didnt you know. just last week on grand designs they had a couple who with a budget of 900 hundred million pounds turned a huge steak and kidney into a four bedroom family dwelling with aga and solar panels.
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Too much masterbation, makes ya blind ya know?
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Bollocks... It's been awhile since I participated in a action-packed chate thread, forgot I have to type a bit faster to make things sound relevant...
Must try again, must try harder.
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quote:Originally posted by discodamage: pastry conversions are all the rage nowadays didnt you know. just last week on grand designs they had a couple who with a budget of 900 hundred million pounds turned a huge steak and kidney into a four bedroom family dwelling with aga and solar panels.
I fucking LOVE those shows. What's wrong with those people? They leave some strand of industry or commerce they're doing quite well in. They by some hell-hole in the middle of a war-zone. They spend fifteen times their predicted budget on renovations. They try to convince Sarah that they'll sell for a billion quid and then...
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Its a modern chate thread. You need to post and check for testicular cancer.
Naw... I'm married mate... I don't have testes anymore...
But, I have semi-man-boobs... I'll do a boob test to show my solidarity.
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quote:Originally posted by saltrock: No job, no house, miserable child because I have moved her where there are no fields, breathing in skanky air. Any more for any more?
Things have picked up a little bit since Gustave Doré's day. Not much, but a bit.
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Wednesday night is the only night worth turning the telly on. Property ladder - Sarah Beeny, multi millionaire property developer offering advice and some dimshit saying, yeah, but we know the area really well and we want to do it our way. Twats. But!!!! I do love Grand Designs. I would love to do something like that. But I would have to marry Sarah Beeny first.
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quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: Stunning. I certainly learnt another valuable lesson.
Uber 101; do tell.
That no matter how they try... Women just can't find any man that comes close to being like me.
It's a tough lesson to learn, and ladies, I'm truely sorry for your loss.
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How do I thicken the white sauce? Isn't it sacrilige to add flour again, at this late stage? I've already rejected one white sauce, poured it down the sink without a second thought. Once someone else would have made the sauce - Jake rocked at white sauce, and even the Abuser had quite a knack for it. I don't seem able to create a decent white sauce by myself. My sister once told me that if it doesn't work, you just use an electrical device thing to whisk it to rightness, but I haven't got one. I bought one from a chazza for a fiver but it smoked. What should I do? Stupid white sauce!
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1. Do not name your beautiful bargain vintage gold shoes that you bought this afternoon for only £8. They will break in the rain and then you will feel that "Betty betrayed you" rather than your shoes broke in the rain because they were 40 years old and had never been worn out.
2. Boys who are footwear developers are still capable of lying and leaving you with holes in your shoes that the rain can get in when you're walking home late at night.
3. There is no such thing as "special glue".
4. There are more ways to be used than you can ever imagine.
5. There was a good reason why I couldn't go out in Islington. Now there is another one.
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