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jamie theakston is like the malfunctioning valve on the arse of a putrid, pus-fed, cock-split, flea-ridden, grounded walrus. And he suckles from his mum's rank sump.
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The dream that I had, just before I dissapear, was that I was trying to protect a pregnant girl. When our pursuers caught us, they slit her throat. Then pulled the fetus from her stomach. They held me down and made me watch. When I went to lunch the following day, I was sat in the park and I remembered the dream. I burst into tears. No-one was around so they didn't see me half eating a sandwich and crying. Then, as if like nothing had happened, the feeling went away.
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: The dream that I had, just before I dissapear, was that I was trying to protect a pregnant girl. When our pursuers caught us, they slit her throat. Then pulled the fetus from her stomach. They held me down and made me watch. When I went to lunch the following day, I was sat in the park and I remembered the dream. I burst into tears. No-one was around so they didn't see me half eating a sandwich and crying. Then, as if like nothing had happened, the feeling went away.
I have an almost identical dream to that, all the time. Except, in the dream, I'm a sad clown.
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I'm scared of people that are scared of clowns. It's such a CLICHE! Clown based on devil in medieval mystery play - clown supposed to be scary - being scared of clowns =
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i hate fucking clowns. they laugh when theyre sad and cry when theyre happy, cosmo never taught me how to deal with that shit! and the white paint is a bugger to wash out of your pubes. last time, i had to use turps.
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Don't make me have to hate you Disco! Yes abortion guilt but studies have shown that men don't bond with the baby until its born not really - no I don't know how of have backup - but if we accept this is true, then how can they feel abortion guilt the same? Plus it doesn't hurt them in their tummies right?
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quote:Originally posted by London: I'm scared of people that are scared of clowns. It's such a CLICHE! Clown based on devil in medieval mystery play - clown supposed to be scary - being scared of clowns =
obvious, logical response. NO?
London? I hate clowns. I hate poirot dolls. I hate ventriloquist dolls. I hate toys that move. Lets just say I had a disturbed childhood.
Even statues of clowns in amusement arcades give me the willies. I keep waiting for their eyes to move. I can't help it.
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Ok, there is no point deleting that, because it will have been quoted by now. But I realise now that I missed Disco's excellent joke. And the rest is just... incendiary, but worth discussing another time. It's... my wife and Lee have just put on a CD of their band, 'Morgen und Nicht', and it is frankly horrendous and I die.
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I hate clowns too - I'm not scared of them, but I'm suspicious of any grown man (and let's face it, all clowns are men) who wants to spend his life being invited to small children's parties. There's only so much pleasure you can get from pass the parcel and green jelly...
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lol, Disco!!! Imagine going from Boy Racer to Black Mask! It would be like a kind of spitrost made out of pure hate, with you as the connector cable.
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Um. There's a multi-spitroast going on: you, paul weller, boy racer and black mask! I have become confused. Disco must be an X-shaped skewer: or maybe we have new connectors for new times. Disco is the local hub.
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