'You are my sex wee, my only sex wee, you make me happy, when clunge is grey'
But I didn't get a reply, so I thought 'Oh, I hope they are okay but they didn't get my comedy text'
So I checked my outbox, and it has gone to VP. I'd apologise via text but I might just leave her lying, cowering under the covers, with a rolled up Panini LOTR sticker album for protection.
posted
Last time I was in the Foundry some handsome young bloke sat opposite me in a dress. He was quite coy. Not quite 'Little Britain' but, you know. I think he thought that I might want to fuck him if I was sufficiently tempted. howevverrrr... I tld him that art was an obsolete commodity. i broke it to him that he was wasting his time as a demonstration homosexual and that lipstick on men looked cheap. He thanked me and became a banker.
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Last time I was in the Foundry some handsome young bloke sat opposite me in a dress. He was quite coy. Not quite 'Little Britain' but, you know. I think he thought that I might want to fuck him if I was sufficiently tempted. howevverrrr... I tld him that art was an obsolete commodity. i broke it to him that he was wasting his time as a demonstration homosexual and that lipstick on men looked cheap. He thanked me and became a banker.
quote:Originally posted by London: eta - lol, i forgot to press 'refresh!'
Firefox + Reload every 5 secs = no embarrassing moments
-------------------- Evil isn't what you've done, it's feeling bad about it afterwards... Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. Posts: 3793
| IP: Logged
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Last time I was in the Foundry some handsome young bloke sat opposite me in a dress. He was quite coy. Not quite 'Little Britain' but, you know. I think he thought that I might want to fuck him if I was sufficiently tempted. howevverrrr... I tld him that art was an obsolete commodity. i broke it to him that he was wasting his time as a demonstration homosexual and that lipstick on men looked cheap. He thanked me and became a banker.
posted
And, with that and finishing off some Halloween candy my mommie sent me from the States... I'm taking my happy ass to bed.
Have phun, pukes.
-------------------- Evil isn't what you've done, it's feeling bad about it afterwards... Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. Posts: 3793
| IP: Logged
quote:Originally posted by saltrock: Does that go with the Spazz wheelchair that VP posted earlier? Much lolling.
I posted that, Saltrock. And you thanked me. Personally. And now you're confusing me with VP. Lol! I am buxom and curly. She is anorexic and straight. The only thing we've got in common is that we've, um - we haven't got anything in common.
Posts: 6175
| IP: Logged
quote:Originally posted by saltrock: Does that go with the Spazz wheelchair that VP posted earlier? Much lolling.
I posted that, Saltrock. And you thanked me. Personally. And now you're confusing me with VP. Lol! I am buxom and curly. She is anorexic and straight. The only thing we've got in common is that we've, um - we haven't got anything in common.
My most sincere apologies. My only excuse is it's late, it's friday, there is alcihol involved. Sorry
-------------------- Call that a contribution? Posts: 1162
| IP: Logged
i think i have reached a limit which makes me want to tell a fucker that they are a **** . To tell the **** that they've pushed me to far. I feel violated so I post about shoes called Betty. A step to far and its more than your feet getting wet. Goodbye. I've had just about all I can stomach.
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: it would appear that I fuck dogs.
i think i have reached a limit which makes me want to tell a fucker that they are a **** . To tell the **** that they've pushed me to far. I feel violated so I post about shoes called Betty. A step to far and its more than your feet getting wet. Goodbye. I've had just about all I can stomach.
Don't do it, honeychild. Don't spoil that pretty mouth. Think... What would Jesus do?
posted
I don't understand. Perhaps if you all watched this great programme about the Spice Girls and the Prodigy and Altern 8 and hilarious shite, then we could all get along?
Posts: 6175
| IP: Logged
posted
if we could bond over the clip from totp where the fatter dancer from sl2 fucked up her ravey dancing that would no doubt disperse this fug of sadd. altogether now, ey, by day, by waddley die day, ing bye day...stumble!
i suspect that much like mrs mangles weed infested garden i am the only person in the world who witnessed the above.
-------------------- EXETER- movement of Jah people. Posts: 2841
| IP: Logged
posted
Back in the day, we just talked about boards things, and spilled secrets. On chat threads. Now it's all wierd and stuff!!!! Posts: 6175
| IP: Logged
![[Frown]](frown.gif)
Printer-friendly view of this topic