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kovacs

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I'm sorry that my post above was misleading. It could even be called "stirring" [Frown]

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quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
It's not that off-board as Thorn once went on a date with Nineseven and I'm sure he's pretty furious about it [Mad]

Ah. Is this the kind of post people refer to when they talk about you as some kind of troll? Is Thorn's or Nineseven's off-board activities really any of your business? [Confused]

ETA: Damn. Posted after your retraction.

[ 18.10.2005, 07:25: Message edited by: ralph ]

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
Is Thorn's or Nineseven's off-board activities really any of your business?

In fairness there was a thread about it on handbag, and one on here and both were a direct result of me dropping mention of the fact into a conversation because it was a Friday, I was bored and frankly I wanted the attention, which was very forthcoming and which I enjoyed.
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
Is Thorn's or Nineseven's off-board activities really any of your business? [Confused]

I love Ralph. He's like Major Misunderstanding in Viz. Kovacs is referring to when Thorn went on a date with n1n3s373n and then she posted about what a rubbish cock he had and everything. It was incredibly rude if I recall. If I was Thorn, I'd have got someone to punch her in the face on her next date. Just to you know, show her how to treat people with a bit of fucking respect.

[ 18.10.2005, 07:35: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
In fairness there was a thread about it on handbag, and one on here and both were a direct result of me dropping mention of the fact into a conversation because it was a Friday, I was bored and frankly I wanted the attention, which was very forthcoming and which I enjoyed.

See, I didn't know that. My apologies to Kovacs.
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Dr. Benway

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I've had my cock slagged off online too. I didn't feel angry, just deflated.

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Thorn Davis

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She never got to see my cock. If she had, I reckon that would have changed everything.
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Dr. Benway

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why?

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Thorn Davis

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Because it is handsome and mighty, like a pillar of marble rising up to honour the glory of an ancient God.
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
She never got to see my cock. If she had, I reckon that would have changed everything.

I'm sorry. I was just exagerating. She was basically just really petty about Thorns general appearance in a way that was just distinctly nasty. It was like when you get ostracised at school for owning a Skid Row T-shirt. It didn't even need to get mentioned. Unless she lays diamond encrusted stools and has tits that lactate liquid gold I think she'd have been wise to just shut it really.

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Dr. Benway

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wow, I bet chicks really dig that! Mine's like 'a sausage', according to it's unoffical biographer. [Cool]

[ 18.10.2005, 07:49: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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Octavia
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Stupid commercialised crap
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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
Because it is handsome and mighty, like a pillar of marble rising up to honour the glory of an ancient God.

Have you been reading Fanny Hill again?
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
wow, I bet chicks really dig that! Mine's like 'a sausage', according to it's unoffical biographer. [Cool]

Fucks sake. I just phooed an image of a sausage next to a massive 1p coin and it won't host. [Mad]

[ 18.10.2005, 07:53: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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kovacs

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:

Is this the kind of post people refer to when they talk about you as some kind of troll?

I don't think that would be a troll anyway. Doesn't a troll have to post under a fake name, not as a regular whom everyone knows?

[ 18.10.2005, 08:53: Message edited by: kovacs ]

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Pearlie
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I do remember now.

I'm having a flood of internet memories.

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Pearlie
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Newbie questions even though I have read the FAQs.

Do I have to not be a newbie anymore to be able to put a picture under my name? How many posts before I stop being a newbie?

[ 18.10.2005, 11:44: Message edited by: Pearlie ]

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Thorn Davis

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Newbie status is lost at 50 posts, and you can't have apicture under your name. No-one can.
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Pearlie
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Thank you. Just as long as I know.

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[ 18.10.2005, 11:51: Message edited by: Pearlie ]

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kovacs

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I thought it was 30 posts. As for having a picture under your name, you have to ask Darryn, who runs the site. But he might ask you to post for some time and/or contribute a donation.

I know this is a tediously straight answer.

[ 18.10.2005, 11:54: Message edited by: kovacs ]

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Pearlie
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Ok, thanks. I'll either earn or buy my avatar then?!
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Gods Plumber
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I'm still waiting for my title. Pearlie might have some ideas, eh?

Please ensure it is abusive. Maybe something about me being the most tedious thing on the internet?

I have a strong sub side.

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Dr. Benway

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No, it doesn't work any more. It only worked when the site was first set up. For instance, thorn no longer considers himself queen of the boards, but there's nothing that Darryn can do.

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Gods Plumber
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Thorn...you lied to me...you aren't gay at all. You tease.

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rooster
"When You're Hungry For A Big Cock!"
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I'd be careful about asking about tags/pictures...you could end up with one that's, um...undesirable.
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kovacs

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I've just been around some other boards, and just now TMO is as bad as The Mock Turtle, The Cuban Loungue and Handbag. And I think it's partly my fault.

Back in the day I would have been all over the top three threads on TMO right now, condemning them for threadrot and brainless chat. What went wrong. Maybe it was a "if you can't beat them" scenario.

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kovacs

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I wouldn't have spelled "Lounge" wrong either.

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Kira
Were you knocked on the head or something?
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Not *every* post can be literary gold though surely?

You gotta have the rough to appreciate the smooth...

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kovacs

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I know, but look at the effort Black Mask made with a decent thread called The Pitch, and it was just too much work for (almost) anyone to take his challenge. The general energy level around the forum gets lazy. Nobody will bother spending any length of time on a post if the norm at the moment is quippy one-liners -- it'll just get lost.

Maybe it goes through cycles and you get lazy, throwaway days, then slower days with slightly more crafted contributions.

Anyway, it's my fault too.

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Roy
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I tried
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Pearlie
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So this is more than your average board? Only I've never typed much more than two sentences per post in my internet career and, seldom have any of those two sentences been particularly considered.

Am I out of my depth here?

[ 18.10.2005, 12:19: Message edited by: Pearlie ]

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And I failed!
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quote:
Originally posted by Pearlie:
Am I out of my depth here?

I hope not. Most of my posts are of the twenty-words-or-less variety. I belong to the Roy school of posting. Quantity.
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I think Ralph and I have really lowered the standard
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quote:
Originally posted by Roy:
I think Ralph and I have really lowered the standard

I concur.

ETA: It's ralph.

[ 18.10.2005, 12:19: Message edited by: ralph ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Pearlie:
So this is more than your average board? Only I've never typed much more than two sentences prt post in my internet career and, seldom have any of those two sentences been particularly considered.

Am I out of my depth here?

Definitely. We put hours of thought into our posts. A simple TMO benchmark is as follows:

If you post something which can be read without using the scroll wheel, then you know you're out of your league.

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