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Pearlie
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I quite li'erally just crushed a grape. It was under my chair.
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Skalski
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:It contains a whiteboard
What is on your whiteboard?
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
What is on your whiteboard?

Nothing. [Frown] We have no projects going on at the moment.
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Skalski
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Perhaps drawing a picture on it
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might boost morale?

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
Perhaps drawing a picture on it
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might boost morale?

This isn't the kind of place where that kind of expression is appreciated. It's the kind of place where people come to have their souls crushed for 40 years or so. It does pay well though.
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Skalski
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That accounts for some things, I guess. How long have you been there?
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
That accounts for some things, I guess. How long have you been there?

I've only been here 16 months. I'm a consultant, but I suspect they'll make me an offer eventually to come on full time. It's a large (10,000+ employees) multi-national, straight-laced, old-white-man, ultra-conservative corporation. I've never worked in an environment like this before. I come from a dotcom background.
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New Way Of Decay

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God ralph! You should be interviewing the newbie.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
God ralph! You should be interviewing the newbie.

Why would I ask a newbie questions? What do I have to gain from that? I don't really care about the n00b, but I'd gladly discuss all things ralph until the cows come home.

ETA: I'm still a newbie, NWOD. What the hell are you doing talking to me?

[ 19.10.2005, 08:05: Message edited by: ralph ]

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New Way Of Decay

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Well, for one, there's a massive probability factor to take into account that Skalski will be much more interesting than ralph.

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Skalski
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Why should ralph be the one interviewing me, anyway? Do you use him to break all new faces in?
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
Why should ralph be the one interviewing me, anyway?

Well, it was kind of a joke loosely based on ralphs twenty questions into 'how one becomes accepted' which are usually answered by making up all kinds of imagined rules and then here you are, fresh as a daisy, just kind of easily prompting a response from ralph. I was making out he was a soft touch because you were 'pushing him around' It's not so much fun when I have to explain [Embarrassed]

But hallo.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Well, for one, there's a massive probability factor to take into account that Skalski will be much more interesting than ralph.

I think it's a sure thing.
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
Why should ralph be the one interviewing me, anyway? Do you use him to break all new faces in?

I'm not sure where he was going with this. I'm not used to break newbies in to my knowledge. Generally people post stuff, and I post stuff. And so on.
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Skalski
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Well, it was kind of a joke loosely based on ralphs twenty questions into 'how one becomes accepted'

I imagine I'll pick up on the in-jokes later rather than sooner - I'd prefer to get to know posters by new contributions rather than wading through the old. Spending days poring through archives and then acting like I know you seems both obtrusive and inappropriate, so I may be a little slow on the uptake.

But hallo.

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Pearlie
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Break me in. Please.
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Skalski
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You already have someone on the inside...

A Daddy, if you will.

[ 19.10.2005, 08:37: Message edited by: Skalski ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
I imagine I'll pick up on the in-jokes later rather than sooner

If it helps, it was an in-joke for pretty much just me. I think I imagined it would make sense to anyone else.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
A Daddy, if you will.

Who's her daddy?
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Roy
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quote:
Originally posted by Pearlie:
Break me in. Please.

You should know that ralph kills dogs. This may change the urgency of your request.
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Roy:
You should know that ralph kills dogs.

You should know that Roy lies. A lot. And that he has a huge gay crush on me.
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Pearlie
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Bless.
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Skalski
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
Who's her daddy?

Sheesh, ralph, it's on this thread. Don't you read anything?
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Skalski:
Sheesh, ralph, it's on this thread. Don't you read anything?

I read everything. I also forget it almost immediately. Stupid long-term drug habit. [Mad]
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Roy
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Heroin? That would explain a lot, to be honest.
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ralph

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quote:
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Heroin? That would explain a lot, to be honest.

No, heroin was never my drug of choice. I dabbled in it, but never took it up full time.
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Roy
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Really? That's kind of cool, in a street way.

(Don't do drugs, kids. You'll end up like ralph)

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quote:
Originally posted by Roy:
Really? That's kind of cool, in a street way.

(Don't do drugs, kids. You'll end up like ralph)

Like ralph? You mean married with two kids (and a third on the way!), fairly well-off financially, but lacking the ability to write meaningful posts?
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Roy
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Um...

Ah...

[ 19.10.2005, 09:43: Message edited by: Roy ]

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rooster
"When You're Hungry For A Big Cock!"
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There are rich people in Western Massachusetts?
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by rooster:
There are rich people in Western Massachusetts?

Not rich. Comfortable. There are seven of us I believe.
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Roy
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All living in the same room, though
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Roy:
All living in the same room, though

Yes Roy. The same room. Ha.
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Roy
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Wasn't that good, was it?
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Abby
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That whole cubicle thing sounds bleak. I have been thinking of getting a whiteboard though. I would like that.
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