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kovacs

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quote:
Originally posted by Deep Freeze:
Sorry. It wasn't meant to be a "spastic" joke. And it wasn't meant to offend anyone.

This posting thing is harder than it looks.

No, I meant it nicely [Confused] I thought it was funny. I just added the bit about how I piss blood to get a bit of illness-celebrity on here.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Roy:
This is how wars start

Let's hope so. How do you think a war of that nature would end, Roy?
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Roy
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We wouldn't be your friends anymore. Next time you want to invade someone, don't call us
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Deep Freeze
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Oh Good. Good that you meant it nicely, not that you piss blood.
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Roy:
We wouldn't be your friends anymore. Next time you want to invade someone, don't call us

I understand that Roy. But who do you think would win a war like that, hmmm?

[ 19.10.2005, 14:24: Message edited by: ralph ]

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We'd try. We're quite plucky, you know.
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quote:
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We'd try. We're quite plucky, you know.

But pluck can only get so far, Roy. Who would win the war, Roy? You know the answer, why not just say it?
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We'd get help. From, er, France?
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hahah! I got internet. It was the extensions, not the mains.

anyway, this is old, but diverting for a few seconds

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[ 19.10.2005, 14:29: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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jonesy999

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Deep Freeze, according do London's premier racist newspaper, The Evening Standard, Londoners should brace themselves for the coldest winter since "the great freeze of 63" (sometime in the 60s anyway). Unlagged children are expected burst and people have been told to check on aged neighbours, in case they have climbed into the fridge in search of warmth.

Can you beat that?

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ralph

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quote:
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We'd get help. From, er, France?

France, Roy? France? You know how we feel about them, Roy. That would just make us angrier.
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jonesy999

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Say something Roy!
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China. We buy knickers off them and I'm sure they would want to protect their investment
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China. lol.

[ 19.10.2005, 14:30: Message edited by: ralph ]

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War is an outdated way of settling disputes. Blair will take Bush on in a game of 25 possible shape Rock/Paper/Scissors

We'll win that one.

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Deep Freeze
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No but it would be a good irony if I get back home in spring to find my pipes have burst through freezing.

That was to jonesey.

[ 19.10.2005, 14:33: Message edited by: Deep Freeze ]

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Roy
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I'm eating me dinner at the moment. This ain't over, oh no. THIS AIN'T OVER
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by SilverGinger5:
War is an outdated way of settling disputes.

Says the "man" from the country who's ass would get kicked in a war.
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jonesy999

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Will anyone ever spell my name right?

I can't believe I am about to move from a modern, toasty-warm flat to a property designed by Victorians to punish those who commit the sin of Wanting Warmth...at the beginning of the coldest winter in the history of cold ever. The newspapers are right about this every year.

[ 19.10.2005, 14:37: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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Roy
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*eats quicker*
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*pukes a bit up. Swallows again. Continues*
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Jhonsey, where are you moving to?
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I've just watched Saddam's trial on Realplayer. It sounds like they're talking Huttese.

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Maybe they'll drop him in a rancor pit
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jonesy999

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quote:
originally posted by Ray
Jhonsey, where are you moving to?


Haha, I see what you did there.

To Finsbury Park. Not far from Benway. Apparently, if he electrocutes himself in the dead of night I will hear his scream.

Of course, as it's against the rules of Benway Towers to knock on the door EVER AT ANY TIME OF THE DAY OR NIGHT there won't be much I can do to help.

So I'll probably just roll over, go to sleep and then start a Talanted Regular will be Sorely Missed thread the next day.

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kovacs

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Everyone, look at this page if you're wondering how Roy gained 1100+ posts within a week.

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I saw a flash out of my window and I thought of Benway.

It was only lightning. I think.

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What
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are
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you
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talking
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about?
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ralph

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How do you sleep at night, Roy?
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Kira
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help me

I hate solicitors and I am [Frown]

Please could someone take me somewhere quiet and discipline me?

My Motto For Today:

Always read solicitors letters at least 3 times before putting it down... that way you will be more likely to notice glaring inaccuracies straight away and not 12 hours later when the solicitor will have down all the work and probly gone home...

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jonesy999

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What's the problem Kira? TMO has a resident lurking solicitor who only decloaks when someone is in need.

True story.

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