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Noriega was a great lover of Marathon, but his lisp makes him sound funny when he asks for a Snickers, so now he sticks with his next favourite, the Bounty.
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A bar of Snickers would twat fuck out of a Picnic any day. Any fucking day.
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Can I just say, I had a Drifter when I was about 13 and I didn't like it much, since then I haven't had another. I'm pretty sure the Drifter is a low quality chocolate snack. Their rarity is due to the fact that they are a rubbish 80's throwback which don't sell in comparison to today's class leading chocolate such as Mars Bar, Yorkie and Twix.
The Drifter is described thusly:
quote:Drifter Chocolate Bar - The laid back snack. Crisp wafer dipped in chewy caramel and covered in real milk chocolate.
The wafer is the real problem here. A wafer based chocolate bar gives the impression of cheapness. The sort of thing your mum puts in your sandwich box. The Drifter is really only marginally superior to a Tunnocks Caramel wafer. The sort of thing you would ooh and ahh over in the rationed days of WWII perhaps. It's a sweet you can eat but there is no real sense of thick chocolatey satisfaction there. As you crunch your way through the wafer section you know deep down that you're being ripped off.
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I've got a meeting now, but when I come back you'd better all be singing the praises of the Drifter and the Double Decker or the shit will hit the fan.
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I have no problem with Double Decker.
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Double Deckers have that unnaturally white, not quite nutty chewy stuff in, don't they? Gross.
Kitkats are boring. Whenever wafers are involved, half the product essentially just becomes air. Also, cheap, thin nasty Nestle chocolate.
Cadbury chocolate bars automatically have richer, thicker, tastier chocolate, and the winner must therefore be the Crunchie for the delectable contrast between the gleaming richness of the tempting gold tooth-rot honeycomb and the smooth chocolate. Mmmmm.
Having said that, Mars bars would surely win in any kind of fight, due to their solid, brick-like nature.
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Oh, poor Ralph has to eat Hershey chocolate, because he lives in a poor country. Man, that's harsh.
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At least my crappy country has been able to put a man on the moon. But hey, chocolate's pretty important too. I suppose. Posts: 7436
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: Clark bars rule.
Snickers, Zygote? Snickers????
kicks Zygote in the groin
Ralph, all american chocolate bars are named so as to directly not link with their rest-of-the-world counterparts - you were probably eating chocolate coated chicken wings when you got a snickers...
quote: Originally posted by not... The Drifter is really only marginally superior to a Tunnocks Caramel wafer.
not... over 4 million of them sold daily (Tunnocks that is), granted mainly to the scottish, but still don't diss the tunnock - dip it in a brew you fool!
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: At least my crappy country has been able to put a man on the moon. But hey, chocolate's pretty important too. I suppose.
God ralph, that was so faked - like, the flag was totally blowing because of the studio air con, and the shadows were all totally all wrong totally, god!
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quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: God ralph, that was so faked - like, the flag was totally blowing because of the studio air con, and the shadows were all totally all wrong totally, god!
We want the rest of the world to think it was fake. We don't want word to get out that Americans routinely travel to space as easily as the rest of the world walks down to the corner store for a pack of smokes. I myself have been to the moon several times. I'm sure that rooster and froopy will back me up on this, unless of course they're afarid of what would happen if they told the truth.
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quote:not... over 4 million of them sold daily (Tunnocks that is), granted mainly to the scottish, but still don't diss the tunnock - dip it in a brew you fool!
I have no problem with Tunnocks Caramel wafer. But the fact is they are a simple cheap snack, usually bought in a pack of five or so. It's ok though, they're not pretending to be anything else.
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Am I imagining this or did there used to be a chocolate bar called a 'Secret' which was like a real work of confectionary art? Like a cross between a walnut whip and a mars bar, sort of, with a kind of latticework of dark and milk chocolate over the top?
Incidentally, Walnut Whip for the win. Just throw the stupid nut away, or spit it in someone's face.
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: We don't want word to get out that Americans routinely travel to space as easily as the rest of the world walks down to the corner store for a pack of smokes.
I see. That explains those disasters then. Also - the Indians and Chinese will be 'better at space' than the Americans in approximately 80 weeks.
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Ralph - The British invented America, meaning that anything America does is a British achievement. Never forget that, because one day you'll be repatriated, along with the Australians, and I wouldn't like to be in your shoes pal [/QB]
So you guys are responsible for Bush? Bad, bad British.
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