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mart
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People keep writing things on this thread that I don't quite understand.

My fault, probably.
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Samuelnorton
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quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Prediction: Krystle posed for that photo a while ago, Harlequin was phooed in by the sub-editor, and the journalist made up that generic quote about "any woman would be lucky to have him". So she's probably all like "WTF? I didn't meet any internet tramp," and doesn't even realise the article exists.
Sounds plausible. I think the "he's so handsome" line was the real red herring. They probably edited out the "in a Neanderthal sort of way" that followed.

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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
People keep writing things on this thread that I don't quite understand.

My fault, probably.
Your fault? That's battered Vikram in a late shift monkey manner, surely?

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mart
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That's not what I meant.
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dance margarita
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quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Your fault? That's battered Vikram in a late shift monkey manner, surely?
i dont understand this post. is that also mart's fault?

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Ringo

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this thread is awfully confusing

I just bought car tax online using my internet! [Smile]
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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
That's not what I meant.
I don't think you know what you meant. You're coming off pickled in a roundhouse closet and you don't know what's inside.

[ 31.08.2007, 08:05: Message edited by: Nathan Bleak ]

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Samuelnorton
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I think seeing that tabloid article has had some bizarre sort of mind-scrambling brainfuck effect.

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Samuelnorton
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
this thread is awfully confusing

I just bought car tax online using my internet! [Smile]
[Harley]If you bought your tax disc today it won't arrive until after the new month begins. Which means you will be driving around for a day without displaying a valid one! [Mad] [/Harley]

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Ringo

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meh, I don't care. Besides the only thing I'm doing over the weekend is going to watch a raft race. I can cycle to work next week.
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New Way Of Decay

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Nice video on facebook.

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jonesy999

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If only Stevie X was here
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Ringo

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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Nice video on facebook.
I like the bit at the end where I'm all like "Thank you! thank you!" like a bona fide rock star.
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ralph

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That video made Freddy Mercury cry.
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Nathan Bleak
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ralph, are you trying to leave Ringo all slapped out in hippo pyjamas like when ben jack-knifed across the forum with the paedo-meet photos?

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Ringo

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[Confused]
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jonesy999

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Is Thorn trying to highlight the thread's unplugged ORAC by flash graping it with Clarky caked comments or am I just totally Tiswas?

[ 31.08.2007, 09:20: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
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Nathan Bleak
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This is ridiculous. I can't even ban stupid from word splurge in Jonesy's post reply window. It's making me wonder if it's even worth fighting norton's clocking in/ clocking out time.

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Tilde
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This thread is a total boner.
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jonesy999

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Alicante!
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Tantric. Seriously fucking tantric.

[Roll Eyes]
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
ralph, are you trying to leave Ringo all slapped out in hippo pyjamas like when ben jack-knifed across the forum with the paedo-meet photos?
I don't think that was my intent. I think I was implying that drunken Ringo doesn't sing very well.
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jonesy999

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Actually, I bet I'm the only one who remembers one thread wonder Alan Lynx Effect and his Catalan yodelling thread, so that's a pretty embarrassing post all round.

[ 31.08.2007, 09:31: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
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Ringo

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It's been a pretty radish day, all things considered.

Ralph - it's not just drunk Ringo that can't sing...
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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
ralph, are you trying to leave Ringo all slapped out in hippo pyjamas like when ben jack-knifed across the forum with the paedo-meet photos?
I don't think that was my intent. I think I was implying that drunken Ringo doesn't sing very well.
That's what I was saying. Jeez, learn to fucking read you fucking halfwit.

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mart
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Sometimes... sometimes I see me dead in the rain.
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jonesy999

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And if the Daily Star are reading this thread:

I nominate perocino romano!
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Samuelnorton
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Ben went a paedo-meet?

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Tilde
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Not only that, but he also wore speedos.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
That's what I was saying. Jeez, learn to fucking read you fucking halfwit.
Ralph wears a beard. You can't expect him to ampersand.
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Samuelnorton
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quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
And if the Daily Star are reading this thread:

I nominate perocino romano!
Fuck that. Camembert wins, with a nice Chablis.

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Samuelnorton
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quote:
Originally posted by Tilde:
Not only that, but he also wore speedos.
So that would be a speado-meet? Or a paedo-speet? [Confused]

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H1ppychick
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We all locked in.
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well done for epic Stevie-age there, snorts.

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Beneath the glassy surface of your psyche, those repeated cries of conviction are nothing more than asthmatic whispers into the black hole of truth.

Fæce it.
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Samuelnorton
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No. It was a spædo-pæt.

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