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It's six o'clock somewhere, I'm having crisps !
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quote:Originally posted by Raz:
quote:Originally posted by Lucid: unless you want to dump your stuff
Lol, 'stuff'. Dude, I'm probably going to bring a packet of crisps, a pen and a copy of Flatland.
Can I bring a rentboy to the Meat then? That'd be cool. We could pay him to do funny stuff ie. "Go and push that old man over. Ten pouns"
That's fine, we will provide complimentary paper kecks and a free hose down in the garden. What is the pen for? Puzzler? Which flavour crisps? Unless everyone has at least one Pickled Onion flavour monster munch, there'll be tears before bedtime. Oh and you missed out the bottle of wine to ingratiate yourself with your hosts .
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I, however, will be bringing at least two of my new pairs of shoes, seven changes of outfit and enough tranquilizers to keep an elephant quiet on a coach, let alone Raz.
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quote:Originally posted by Lucid: hmm does the louchemobile have room in it?
Louche
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Ben, I have the guilt. In an endearing head tilted, peering wet-eyed up kind of way.
Louchemobile could probably accomodate Uber and Raz. They are not to sit on Astro's knee, though, as Astro is navigating me to Lucid's and cannot be disturbed from this vastly important task.
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I think Sidney should be navigator. I'm one of those people that has to turn the map in the direction that the car is going because otherwise I don't understand about left and right.
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Can Sidney drive? I had nominated you navigator because I know you can drive. People who cannot drive make the worst navigators in the world. They say things like Right! There! when you are already 300 yards past said right turn, doing 60mph.
Also, navigator gets front seat! Do not underestimate the importance of front seat.
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lol Astro is so desperate to sit in the back with me and Raz, its touching! Don't worry Astro love, if we don't sit on your lap in the car I'm sure we can arrange it for later in the evening
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So a train to Chorlton is what those not going in a car need, then, so, yes? That and Lucid the happiness dragon's phone number, to avoid getting run over by a Wheelie.
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quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: lol Astro is so desperate to sit in the back with me and Raz, its touching! Don't worry Astro love, if we don't sit on your lap in the car I'm sure we can arrange it for later in the evening
shuddup shuddup shuddup
I'm a married woman you know! And I'm rubbish at flirting.
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Nono - the bus station is in Chorlton St, Manchester but you need to get a train out to Glossop (rhymes with Trollop - well almost) from Manc Picadilly. We'll come and pick you up from the station alcoholic state allowing - otherwise its a 15 min walk to us.
Very much looking forward to meeting all you lovely people. I feel a smidge sneaky cos I have been lurking for about a year and know much much much more about you than you do about me.
Well that'll soon change eh. I have met the lovely Louche of course. We slipped on a case of wine together. My kinda girl.
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I'm afraid I cannot drive. I have only ever sat in the driver's seat once - J had a go at teaching me to drive around a deserted industrial estate. I quite enjoyed it but I think it may have gone to my head a bit - the lesson ended when J wrestled the steering wheel from me and began screaming "FUCKING SLOW DOWN! YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THOSE FUCKING BOLLARDS!"
Also, Louche's theory that non-drivers are crap at navigation may be true as I am utterly shit at following maps and have no sense of direction at all. This could be just me though, rather than non-drivers generally.
Ooobs & Rax - Astrers and I should be getting into Piccadilly at around 2.40ish and we will be meeting Louche there. Why not make your way up to Piccadilly from the coach station, and we can all be togevvvahhhhh? [patronising twat]Piccadilly is the train station[/patronising twat].
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I can drive, I'm a great driver. Mikee will be navigating, but he's a man so I'm trusting him to have a sense of direction.
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are you one of the veggie TMOers? if weather looks nice I will sort out barbie grub - are there many non meat eaters coming to Lucid Mansions?
Can't believe I have lots of randoms (well not really randoms but ykwim) coming to stay. Its making me lol a lot. That lucid boy is a bit of a pied piper given an arthur..
quote:Originally posted by Sidney: Ooobs & Rax - Astrers and I should be getting into Piccadilly at around 2.40ish and we will be meeting Louche there. Why not make your way up to Piccadilly from the coach station, and we can all be togevvvahhhhh? [patronising twat]Piccadilly is the train station[/patronising twat].
Ok, maybe the lovely Memes can tell us how to get from Chorlton St to Piccawilly?
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I realise I've probably annoyed everyone enough on this thread but would it be okay if I brought my brother-from-Manchester to the meat?
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Louche
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Uber and Raz would you like for me to collect you from the Coach Station at Chorlton Street at 2pm and take you for a cup of coffee/small beer for 40 minutes then take you to Piccadilly to collect Sidney and Astro then en masse depart for Lucid and Memes house?
If you say yes, I shall.
Also, Memes: hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Astro, following Sidney's post you ARE navigating. Or I will leave you in the dust of the car park. Sad faced.
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Yes please! But first you will have to post a picture so we know its you and not a lurker who's followed this thread and will be waiting at the coach station to kidnap me and Raz!
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quote:Originally posted by Memes: hello Astro!
are you one of the veggie TMOers? if weather looks nice I will sort out barbie grub - are there many non meat eaters coming to Lucid Mansions?
Can't believe I have lots of randoms (well not really randoms but ykwim) coming to stay. Its making me lol a lot. That lucid boy is a bit of a pied piper given an arthur..
M x
I don't know anyone (aieee!) so you've got the lead on me. Thanks for letting us all stay and eat your food and sleep on your beds and stuff.
I think I'm the only veggie. Don't worry about special scran - I can bring some Linda McCartney MockMeat or something if needed, but probably I'll just subsist on Pimms and crisps.
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quote:Originally posted by Louche: Astro, following Sidney's post you ARE navigating. Or I will leave you in the dust of the car park. Sad faced.
OK, but you have to promise not to be cross when I direct you briskly towards Ipswich.
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quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: Yes please! But first you will have to post a picture so we know its you and not a lurker who's followed this thread and will be waiting at the coach station to kidnap me and Raz!
I dare Louche to stand waiting at the bus station with a hand painted sign reading WELCOME TO MANCHESTA, RAZ & UBER TRICK!!!
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quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: I dare Louche to stand waiting at the bus station with a hand painted sign reading WELCOME TO MANCHESTA, RAZ & UBER TRICK!!!
Yes! Also, the sign must have little drawings on it of Raz & Uber's heads, cocktails, maybe some pints and packets of fags!
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quote:Originally posted by ben: I realise I've probably annoyed everyone enough on this thread but would it be okay if I brought my brother-from-Manchester to the meat?
Louche
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quote:Originally posted by ben: I realise I've probably annoyed everyone enough on this thread but would it be okay if I brought my brother-from-Manchester to the meat?
Ben! You managed to post that without an added :sadface: Welldone! You are triumphing over adversity.
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Also - hello to memes and thank you for your kind hospitality!
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quote:Originally posted by ben: I have two! But this one lives in Mcr and I will probably be staying chez-lui.
I predict a flurry of female hormonal activity, as minds wander to thoughts of not only Ben but the fact that he also has 2 brothers, who might be just like him!
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quote:Originally posted by Sidney: I predict a flurry of female hormonal activity, as minds wander to thoughts of not only Ben but the fact that he also has 2 brothers, who might be just like him!
old and married?
edit: Ringo ruined my joke Anyway, I'm not asking for me.
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