quote:Originally posted by SilverGinger5: I'd pay good money to punch a moose in the face. Almost as much as I'd pay to shoot a cow with a rocket launcher.
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you say that because you are human, and have experienced the transient joy of the trampoline. imagine if you were a moose, and knew nought of such things, except what you had seen from behind a pine tree after the ralph family's independence day weiner roast. youd be transported by wistful curiosity, i bet.
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I'd just like to see a moose. I was at work when she was in our yard. My crazy neighbor claims the moose has been eating his crops and vows to shoot her if he sees her again. My other crazy neighbor vows to bash in the first neighbors head with a baseball bat if he kills the moose.
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I would have thought, if you're going to take a tumble over the side of a trampoline you're better off falling into a swimming pool than onto the ground.
Unless the pool has one of those covers on it that you sink into, which is incidentally number 4 in my top 10 all time worst ways to die.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I would have thought, if you're going to take a tumble over the side of a trampoline you're better off falling into a swimming pool than onto the ground.
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Yeah surely a trampoline in the middle of a swimming pool is the best option. The moose could really get some height going, executing a few star jumps and back flips, before diving through a graceful arc into the water, an expression of wistful elegance on her face the whole time.
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Unless the pool has one of those covers on it that you sink into, which is incidentally number 4 in my top 10 all time worst ways to die.
I want to see you post the full, and highly detailed list in the next hour. Not sure if it deserves its own thread though.
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quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Not sure if it deserves its own thread though.
Feel free to use this thread, Ringo. I have no new home-building news to report. Yesterday we did meet with the guy who is going to be doing most of the construction (provided I can get funding). He took us to a few places he built to give us some ideas for our own design.
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I've talked to my wife about me doing petty crime part-time. She's dead set against it. Something about me getting arrested, doing jail time, losing my job. Women, eh?
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