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It's frighteningly easy to be here you know. I mean, shouldn't there be some kind of stringent public school initiation ceremony involving humiliation or something?
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Following from Ben's suggestion that Rick actually role-played the character of a Giant Auk, I think our newbies should try to stretch the limits of internet identity. You know, that stuff London used to talk about in "the year 2001". Making the most of this democratic cyberspace arena, and so on. Escaping the boundaries of meatspace.
I think Honeybaby should actually post in the persona of what she sounds like: A Golden Retriever.
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Oh no! You've done it now Kovacs. Honeybaby first posted in 2003, when her/his book was immediately judged by its 'Honeybaby' cover. Honeybaby wasn't at all happy about TMO drawing such conclusions about Honeybaby from the name, Honeybaby.
Now it's like 2003 all over again. You have unleashed a recurring nightmare for poor Honeybaby (the name is, I believe, an 'ironic' moniker mocking some kind of rich loverman - like a 'Heybaby')
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wha' happen to cheapredwine then? The Listening Nun? Do you remember a while back there was a newbie thread, and all these newbies appeared and then went again? And, can we confirm that Fifichan was Holy Ghost? Like Spangle, it disappeared when the word was mentioned.
anyway, hallo Honeybaby and CheapRedWine.
God's Plumber---> ???? Does anybody know what you're talking about?
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: God's Plumber---> ???? Does anybody know what you're talking about?
And does anybody care?
I'm interested to know, in a nosey kind of way. Not interested to see this constant low level abuse, but I don't know anything about inter-board politics, of which plumber seems to be a one trick product. The plumber is obviously a bitter and sad individual, but there must be some kind of issue here.
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I want to know too, but wanted to portray an air of indifference, just to annoy GP. Though he does seem a bit mental, and may now come after me with his adjustable spanner.
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If you're going to hurt someone, then an adjustable spanner would be both brutal and precise depending on which way you work it. It's all so complicated this board malarkey.
quote:Originally posted by Gods Plumber: Come on guys look on the bright side...look how many quality posts you've had...you don't normally get this many in a year.
I'm here cos Bambi made me come here. The snivelling piece of shit likes to wind people up...problem is he pisses his pants when he gets it back.
I am here because The Cuban Lounge and Bambi want me here. Their wish is my command.
Do you have a Reality TV forum please?
This is no kind of explanation. Why not try again?
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Did he say something horrible to you GP? did he call you a bad name? Did you get upset and make some sad and empty threats over the internet? Is your penis very small and as impotent as your posts?
It's ok, you can tell us, we wont judge. We might laugh, but we wont judge.
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My favourite bit is this "I'm saving your boards" routine.
"You've never had it so good, TMO. Thanks to fucking Bamble, the Scortish cnut who I can 'have', you're getting more words per minute than you've ever had. Anyone want a typing competition...hey? Didn't think so. How does he move so fast....ooh yeah!"
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Yeah: he says Bambi, even though he knows this is wrong! LOL! Bambi is actually a stag, not a poster. What could be more humiliating than being compared to a stag?
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Did he say something horrible to you GP? did he call you a bad name? Did you get upset and make some sad and empty threats over the internet? Is your penis very small and as impotent as your posts?
It's ok, you can tell us, we wont judge. We might laugh, but we wont judge.
Well you've got fuck else to laugh at here, so I thought I'd oblige.
Bambi didn't call me anything. Do I need a reason to assume he's a fucking C.U.N.T...have any of you ever seen him??? I mean for fucks sake. Nerd ain't the word.
No wonder Lucretia ignored his pathetic little come on's. The boy plays Unreal with his joystick too much.
I really fail to understand what your problem ius with me?
Bambi used this bored to call 'pricks' and use personal info...therefore I do the same to him...at least I had the balls to do it here.
Anyway, I suspect Bambi may be dealing with a few 'problems' over at TCL, so he may not be around much today
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Is Gods Plumber actually (a rather misjudged) troll by Bamba to make us all realise how much we like him?
If so, Thorn describes Bamba as "one of the few posters who's never pissed me off".
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Yes. It would an ideal time. Something like 'hello boreds. I'm very quiet. I had a speccy [i]and[i/] commodore 6 an 4' and you'd be in quicker than a cock made of WD40.
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I don't know if you folk are pretending your naivety but my impression is that God's Plumber is a regular on The Cuban Lounge, where Bamba posts as Medulla, and that God's Plumber also posts as Electric Ghecko on The Mock Turtle, where Bamba posts as Vertigo.
Apparently God's Plumber was a pain in the collective arse of TCL, and this week he's been getting into insane, near-incoherent slagging of Bamba on TMT... apparently Bamba is a coward because he won't actually meet God's Plumber face to face and call him a c*nt.
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Are we still saying why we like kovacs in 20 words, or do I just sit here in quiet awe of his ability to keep up with this stuff?
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I suppose it's sadly true... I do seem to be able to keep track of the interboard relationships. It's like following five soaps at once, with characters moving between them.
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