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Ringo

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You should get five years for posession of the daily fucking mail
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Kanye West
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I'm still crippled by agony and nausea. I know how concerned and interested everybody on tmo is in this situation. I might have to go and throw up soon. But the problem is I'm 90% sure if I do, then I'll kick off a phase of cyclical ralphing, which is not a good situation to try and handle at work. Throwing up at all really will only damage my nearly-non existant credbility in this place, but having a full of fit of puking would be severely problematic. Interesting to see how this pans out. Also I might pass out as a result of the shock symptoms. I've gone freezing cold, can only take short breaths, so I think my blood pressure has fallen. If i pass out I won't be able to stop myself from puking. I'll try and hold it together.

[ 11.11.2009, 08:39: Message edited by: Kanye West ]

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Thorn Davis

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You should see a doctor, dude. That's not really what a hangover should be like, unless you've been drinking heavily for about five days.
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Kanye West
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what we should do on imdb is get a few of us together to have a really ridiculous discussion, like all apparent strangers start agreeing on something ludicrous in relation to what happens in a film or what the 'hidden meaning' is, or swearing blind that a completely awful film is actually excellent, or something. Build it up over a month or so, to the dismay and frustration of other, legitimate posters. Maybe see if we can get them to eventually agree with us, just because everybody else seems to think it. Then pull back the curtains and cause people around th world to have panic attacks as they realise that they have been cruelly manipulated for our entertainment.

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Thorn Davis

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I notice Mikee hasn't checked in. Do you think he's dead? Does this mean Pia is now on the market?
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Kanye West
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this voicemail is the last I heard from him. I assume that he killed himself.
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Kanye West
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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
You should see a doctor, dude. That's not really what a hangover should be like, unless you've been drinking heavily for about five days.

I've self-diagnosed a massively damaged liver, which prevents me from processing the alcohol, therefore causing me to get something akin to alcohol poisoining due to it not being able to leave my bloodstream.
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Cherry In Hove
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Sounds like something you can drink through to me. I'd suggest a couple of lunchtime pints.
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Kanye West
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aye, good call.
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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
I've self-diagnosed a massively damaged liver, which prevents me from processing the alcohol, therefore causing me to get something akin to alcohol poisoining due to it not being able to leave my bloodstream.

And... that's not something worht taking to the doctor. Is it just that you're afraid of what he might say?
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Kanye West
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yeah, lol.

anyway what do you think of my imdb idea.

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Ringo

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I think you'll find that just about every single terrible film listed on IMDB already has several threads by people waxing lyrical about how good they are. It's like a defining feature.
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Thorn Davis

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Just like every brilliant film has someone declaring it the "worst film ever made".
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Kanye West
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usually it's just one madman bravely defending against an army of haters. I'm talking about maybe one madman defending against haters who all eventually start coming round to the madman's ideas, much to the disbelief of onlookers.

this is the effect I'm thinking of.

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Kanye West
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I've lost interest in the idea now anyway I think. Too much hassle for zero gain.
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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Go to the doctor instead.
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Kanye West
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well I'm a bit better today. Feel like I've been beaten up though, really achey and sore muscles. I managed to eat in the end last night, you'll be relieved to hear.
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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Yeah, that's still not a normal hangover, dude. Go. See. A. Doctor.
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Black Mask

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Or... cream soda, lots. Berocca. Go for a swim.

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Kanye West
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I'm thinking maybe a big-ass mcdonalds might sort me out.
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Tilde
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Miso Soup, disappointing. I put it in the proper bowl with one of those special spoons and everything, couple of spoonfuls in I remembered that I didn't really like it.

Went to the fridge in despair, choose a prepared fruit mixture pot - ok, except it had grapefruit in it, which was bitter obviously, again not a favorite. Finished off with a doughnut.

3/10

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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salad box. rather nice boiled sweets from a bag supplied, amongst other more cake-y things, by the guy who won the poker last night. I didn't do too badly for my first ever poker game, won a couple of decent hands, stayed in longer than some, but nowhere near being in the money.

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i'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song

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Hades
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hmmmmm... homemade chocolate brownies
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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Burnt toast. Again.
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Kanye West
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Coffee. Dark, violent coffee. As the rza said - caffeine is ridiculous right now.

[ 13.11.2009, 05:32: Message edited by: Kanye West ]

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Kanye West
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have you seen the gza / rza / bill murray bit from coffee and cigarettes? If you haven't, and you've got 7 minutes to kick back, I really recommend it
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Kanye West
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Man it's so good. That's the kind of thing that makes me wish I had some kind of creative ability. It's so effortless and slick and perfect.
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Tilde
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I watched it a long time ago, and can confirm it's ok.
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Cherry In Hove
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Lunch will be pint of guinness and spicy beef noodles from the pub that does thai food.

It's blowing a gale though so I may get blown away as I head towards the sea front. Fingers crossed I'm fat enough to stay on the ground.

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Ringo

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Ham and mustard sandwich. Granny Smith. Walkers salt and vinegar. Bassett's Mint Imperials (it is Friday, after all)
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Cherry In Hove
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What sort of mustard? what sort of ham? What sort of bread? Any salad at all?

Come on Ringo, we need details of these things. Lunch club is all about the details.

Apart from Benway who things that saying "I'm having mezze for lunch" is enough.

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Ringo

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Seeded grannary bread, wholegrain english mustard, co-op processed ham slices. No salad. Burtolli spread. I'm having a cop of coffee too. One heaped spoonful of Nescafe Original, a half spoonful of Tate and Lyle white sugar, and about 25ml of semi skimmed milk, served in a large white mug with the spoon left in.
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Thorn Davis

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quote:
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It's blowing a gale

Man, remember the days when ralph was here? He would have said something like "pah - In america the wind is made out of a block solid concrete ten miles wide and ten miles high and sweeps across the country at 300 mph your weather is rubbish in America weather is more destructive and therefore better". Those were the days, eh.

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Ringo

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I used to love how Ralph would unquestioningly declare that North America was simultaneously the hottest country in the world, but also the coldest. If you actually believed what he was telling you, in any given week the weather could swing from 50 below zero to over a hundred degrees, drop 100 inches of precipitation and throw in a few earthquakes for good measure.
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Thorn Davis

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Americans paid nearly a billion dollars to go and see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Think about that. A billion dollars. This isn't one mad decision made by the President. The entire country chipped in for that. And yet they complain that if they have universal healthcare then they will have to pay for someone else who hasn't worked hard, like them, to be able to afford these things.
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