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Gather round, girls and boys. I need advice. Here's the thing, right. Go out with this guy, really into him, we're going out but he won't admit he's my boyfriend for aaaages. Finally he does (but doesn't bother changing Myspace profile from 'single' to 'in a relationship' or anything). I go through rough time, have horrible experience, he dumps me at apex of said horrible experience and basically breaks my formerly bulletproof heart.
Within a month he meets new person on MySpace, from foreign country. She stays with him for one week, he changes profile to 'in a relationship'. Three weeks later, she leaves her country and now she's his live-in girlfriend.
I mean. Seven months of constant togetherness, holidays together, all the rest, and he barely called me his girlfriend. One week of hanging out, and they're living together. As you can imagine, this makes me feel like a worthless pile of shit.
Now he is asking me to help him set up a wireless network. I don't want to be a **** , but I also don't want to give advice so that he and his live-in girlfriend can happily surf away. I'm not particularly interested in being friends with this person because I'm basically, and unfortunately, completely still in love with him, but I have to be civil when I see him because we move in similar circles and so on and so forth.
Also of course when I do see him, the stupid retarded love that lives inside me wants nothing more than to speak to him, look at him, be with him – until such time as the stupid retarded love remembers that he treated that love like shit and dumped it and crushed it and shat on it and told it to fuck off. And then the love feels confused, and then I feel sad and… nah. A big 'no' on the being friends front.
But the wireless network. It's only a little thing but, forum, I put it to you:
Person who treated me like shit is now asking for my help.
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I'd say help if it'll make you feel better, if it won't make you feel better then fuck them, fuck them right in the ear.
OR, say you’ll help them and then half way through throw a huge fucking tantrum in front of the pair of them demanding to know why, why, why, why, why ? Then pull her hair, scratch his face, seriously fuck up their internet connectivity, steal something of his you've always wanted and do a shit on their bed.
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The mistake is calling the thread 'a moral dilemma' as simply saying 'up yor shittbox' would be acceptable. You are not a one lady fucking/wi-fi installing machine that runs on fresh air.
not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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Tell them that you have a mate who can set it up and then get me to do it. Four hours later he will need to buy a completely new system.
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Set up the wireless network for him, but don’t bother with any security. Then go and park near his house in the middle of the night and download large amounts of kiddie porn, like really nasty stuff, using the wireless connection.
Then you can get immense satisfaction from seeing him having his life destroyed by allegations of paedophilia. You could even connect to one of his PCs remotely so the files end up on his hard drive any everything. See what this chick thinks of him when he’s locked in the slammer for being a paedo, and trying desperately not to drop the soap.
quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: Bearded=touchy.
I'm just as touchy bearded or not. I've been giving serious consideration to shaving it off. I hate being clean-shaven, so any thoughts on what style of hair I could leave on my face? And before anyone suggests it, I refuse to go the 70's-style porn movie guy moustache. (i.e. the Freddie Mercury look)
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Set up the wireless network for him, but don’t bother with any security. Then go and park near his house in the middle of the night and download large amounts of kiddie porn, like really nasty stuff, using the wireless connection.
Then you can get immense satisfaction from seeing him having his life destroyed by allegations of paedophilia. You could even connect to one of his PCs remotely so the files end up on his hard drive any everything. See what this chick thinks of him when he’s locked in the slammer for being a paedo, and trying desperately not to drop the soap.
That’s what I’d do anyway.
The most worrying thing about that whole piece Ringo is that you seem to know where to find
quote:large amounts of kiddie porn, like really nasty stuff
Sweet revenge though, we should totally do a revenge fantasy thread one day.
quote:Originally posted by ralph: I'd go to his place, help him out, then slowly and brutally kill him.
For what? For not updating his myspace profile?
Well, at the end of the day, people are entitled to treat other people like shit, and then dump them if they're not into them. It happens. Shit happens. I just wondered whether or not to help him but perhaps pretending ignorance is the best way forward, like Ubertrick says. I can play the part of the eye-fluttering silly little 'how do you switch this on' bimbo girl that all his previous girlfriends have been. He told me while we were going out that I kicked more arse than any of his previous girlfriends. If I'd kicked less arse and known a little less about computers, maybe he'd have liked me more. Yes! Win him back through pretend incompetence! A winner every time.
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Did you change your myspace page?
quote:Originally posted by ralph: any thoughts on what style of hair I could leave on my face?
It'd be ironic because your country kicked his nazi ass, and all...
lol. I actually did that style once, just for a day. And I didn't go out in public or anything. My mom wasn't too proud that day.
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Seriously though, if he’s been stringing you along for ages, refusing to call you his girlfriend, then by the sounds of it you were nothing more than a casual shag for him, and the moment you made him actually call you his girlfriend, he buggers off with someone else. I’d guess from this that he never really liked you that much anyway, certainly nowhere near as much as you liked him. If you’re going to retain any shred of dignity, you should totally cut him loose, especially if you’ve got no intention of keeping him as a friend. The guy’s obviously got some cheek, and clearly isn’t much of a man if he has to crawl to the girl he’s been shitting on for 8 months just to set up something as rudimentary as a wireless network. Either he’s a complete waste of space, or he’s getting off on the idea of making you do things for him even after he’s treated you like crap.
I don’t see why you’re even having to ask this question, I mean do you like being shat on or something? Have a little self respect.
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I would vaguely agree to it in a non commital way then always be busy or unavailable - they wont get anyone else to do it while waiting for you, so you can make them go aaaaages without any internet! Punishment indeed.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Seriously though, if he’s been stringing you along for ages, refusing to call you his girlfriend, then by the sounds of it you were nothing more than a casual shag for him, and the moment you made him actually call you his girlfriend, he buggers off with someone else. I’d guess from this that he never really liked you that much anyway, certainly nowhere near as much as you liked him. If you’re going to retain any shred of dignity, you should totally cut him loose, especially if you’ve got no intention of keeping him as a friend. The guy’s obviously got some cheek, and clearly isn’t much of a man if he has to crawl to the girl he’s been shitting on for 8 months just to set up something as rudimentary as a wireless network. Either he’s a complete waste of space, or he’s getting off on the idea of making you do things for him even after he’s treated you like crap.
Haha applause. Yeah exactly. No, I don't like being treated like shit and I don't normally act like this. I just fell in love, and apparently, love turns you (me) into a fucking victim. Love makes me sick.
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This is in Life, from Abby (Coincidence? Or timely?)
quote:I got a flyer for a Cristian cult of some kind recently that I have been carrying about so I can show people! Here are some of the highlights...
(Front cover) If it happens ONCE, it's just life. TWICE, maybe you're just unlucky. But THREE TIMES, you'd better get help.
Then there is a story about a girl who kept getting engaged and then the relationship failed. She went to the UCKG Helpcentre, and 18 months later she was married to a wonderful man!
The problem with many people is that they are too quick to dismiss negative events in their life as coincidence!
Coincidence or something more sinister? The UCKG Helpcentre is a Christian ministry specialising in helping people break free from curses, bad luck and all spiritual negativity. They offer strong prayers for deliverance for everyone who feels bound by some kind of evil.
Then there a handy tick list of things which you can use to check if you are cursed. Wacky crazy evil shit like 'My life is a series of ups and downs', 'At times I feel like I am losing control of my life'.
Their logo is a red heart with what I think is a dove in flight in it, below it says UCKG Better get help.
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