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She once claimed that the price of bread has gone up because of illegal immigrants. It's scary how much she believes this. I argued with her that her belief in these sort of scare stories is a fruit from the same tree that leads young men to blow themselves up, but I just got a blank look.
To be fair, blank is her normal expression.
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In the local Cancer Research charity shop yesterday, when the foreign-speaking Muslim family left, the women who work on the till began describing how they'd pile all the immigrants onto "one big boat" and send them back where they came from. Charity shop workers, FFS! They are supposed to be KIND. And they're the fuckers who think four pounds is a fair price for a grotty old Wordsworth Classics paperback which you could buy for half the price brand new. Twatting charity shops.
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quote:Originally posted by Fionnula the Cooler: In the local Cancer Research charity shop yesterday, when the foreign-speaking Muslim family left, the women who work on the till began describing how they'd pile all the immigrants onto "one big boat" and send them back where they came from.
It'd have to be one very, very big boat, wouldn't it?
quote: Charity shop workers, FFS! They are supposed to be KIND.
They are kind... to the True English!
Facts: All illegal immigrants are poor. All poor people visit charity shops. All charity shop workers are old people. All old people are racist.
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Has anyone just received a random email saying that the Met are almost certain there will be another Tube attack soon?
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No, but I got one saying that Bluewater will be a target this weekend.
Please, Allah...
Actually, that Met Commisioner chap was on the radio this morning and he said that although there is every possible that there are more attacks planned - as there have been for the past few years - they have no definate information about any particular target.
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quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Facts: All illegal immigrants are poor. All poor people visit charity shops. All charity shop workers are old people. All old people are racist.
It's not a good situation!
But it could just as well be a viable premise for a reality television series, no?
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We've taken poor illegal immigrants and racist elderly thrift store workers and put them in a sealed storefront. Last week, we watched as Lucy beaned Hameed with a dusty kettle. What will happen tonight?
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