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Topic: No Consequences Day
H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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I like the fact that you peak so soon with the first hooker, then, having, erm, 'got rid of the backlog', the second gets a full half hour's not...-lovin', and the third session lasts 2 and a half hours.
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quote:Originally posted by sam: My beloved - not my father, you understand - dresses extremely well, I will have you know and he works in an office and manages to look extremely sexy in his suit as well! And he is sexy and experienced and charming.
I've given this a lot of thought and I think I'd like to rape both of sam's old men.
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: You worked all that out from a picture of a dick-tipped glock?
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Louche
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Dick tipped glock is just not the sort of phrase you get to drop into everyday conversation, is it?
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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Sam that's a a great response. Next time someone asks me a question and I can't answer it, I'm just going to smile and wink at them.
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Hickory dickory dock My nob's a dick-tipped glock I'm fully loaded But my end has eroded The chafing's a bit of a shock
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quote:Originally posted by not...: Sam that's a a great response. Next time someone asks me a question and I can't answer it, I'm just going to smile and wink at them.
Imagine the laughs you could have with that. Shall we put it to the test?
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Louche - why don't you tell us what you would do? The silence from female posters would suggest that you either
a. Don't have any dreams and would probably 'just go to work as usual'
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b. Have incredibly sick fantasies none of you dare share on account of them making the male orgies of rape, car crash and pillage look like an excerpt from Bargain Hunt.
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quote:Originally posted by ben: Have incredibly sick fantasies none of you dare share on account of them making the male orgies of rape, car crash and pillage look like an excerpt from Bargain Hunt.
I don't know about Louche, but yeah, this is exactly why I haven't posted.
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quote:Originally posted by sam: Or maybe they are afraid of telling you about their gentler dreams
*shakes head*
quote:Originally posted by sam: It seems a shame that I couldn't affect the world permanently for what I do today as it would be pretty cruel to have the man who lives across the road come back to life after I murder him by repeatedly banging his f*ing head in the boot of his f*ing car.
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I think I might use the day to be really rude to anyone I don't like.
Starting with commuting, I'd snatch phones with annoying ringtones out of people's hands and chuck them out of the train window. I'd stand really close to anyone talking excessively loudly on their phone and do moaning spazz noises in their face until they hung up. I'd also point and laugh at people reading pleb books, and explain to them how they could be reading something proper. I would lean in on dew-eyed, squelch-kissing couples and say loudly, "your boyfriend just groped my arse". I'm hoping "no consequences" covers physical repurcussions, as I'd also like to tell fuck-tard teenagers who play shit hip-hop loudly through their shitty, tinny phone speakers on trains to FUCKING FUCK OFF. I'd really like to spit into the faces of sullen, loitering youths who gob on the pavement, but such is my upbringing I'm not sure I'd be physically able to. So instead I'd make them lick it up. I'd hang a banner at Earlsfield Station declaring that only those who can pronounce vowels correctly can alight.
Our neighbours in Wimbledon had this god-awful picture hung in their lounge, that you could always see though the window. You know the famous Warhol shots of Marilyn Monroe in the garish colours- they had a big print of that, only with the faces of mum, dad and the kids. I would ring on the door and tell them I thought it was a fucking abomination and they should be ashamed.
There's 29 years of sneering rage to vent in 24 hours, but I'd do my best.
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Louche
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To be honest, Ben, I’m really struggling to come up with something to do on no-consequence day. I’m still a bit fragile, so grandiose suggestions about forumite sex or racing cars or different coloured prostitutes all seem a bit much. I think I’d probably use it to lie in bed with a book. Perhaps a posh hotel room bed, with a very good book. I’d have room service bring me breakfast, maybe make it to reclining on a chaise longue by lunch, clothed in a dressing gown so fluffy and comforting it’s almost the same as being under a duvet. I’d eat well at lunch, maybe mosy off into the bath mid afternoon. A posh bath would be nice, some kind of water movement that soothes. Then an evening with a couple of good films and champagne, because that seems decadent, and cheese and biscuits at nine. I suppose the most I could say is maybe I’d whack all that one the credit card and hey-ho it would be gone the next day. I’m not very exciting, am I?
And this whole post could probably be expressed as ‘I need a hug’.
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Louche
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I think I would start a few fires on no consequences day, drive/crash some cars, raid Boots and get loaded, push somebody in front of an oncoming tube train, and smash some things. Maybe priceless things in a museum. Wreck some art, burn some books. Kick a **** to death. Stab a beautiful woman. dropkick a baby. Tear a toddler limb from limb. Just general mayhem.
A man has been arrested today after a city-wide rampage across the capital, leaving a wake of destruction in his path. After killing hundreds of Londoners including women and children the man attempted suicide by driving a stolen bus into the Houses of Parliament. Luckily he escaped serious injury as he was wearing a seat belt.
A statement was issued by police this afternoon:
quote:We've spoken to the gentleman and all I can say at this stage is that he's obviously a very confused individual. When asked why he embarked on this pursuit, he told us that none of it mattered, and that he'd read on the Internet that today was No Consequences Day. We're continuing to look into this and appeal to members of the public to come forward if they have any information on the subject.
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: Our neighbours in Wimbledon had this god-awful picture hung in their lounge, that you could always see though the window. You know the famous Warhol shots of Marilyn Monroe in the garish colours- they had a big print of that, only with the faces of mum, dad and the kids. I would ring on the door and tell them I thought it was a fucking abomination and they should be ashamed.
You know, I don't live there anymore, so I may as well just do this anyway.
Louche, would you like a picture of some sea otters holding paws? Can I make a pic stored on photobucket come on here?
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Louche
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quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: Louche, would you like a picture of some sea otters holding paws? Can I make a pic stored on photobucket come on here?
It depends. Are they holding the mutilated paws of other sea based mammals? That might be a bit much for me. And you can make pictures from Photobucket come on the internet by clicking the button under the picture that says ‘generate IMG and HTML code', then copying and pasting the one that starts and finishes with IMG tags.
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