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Topic: No Consequences Day

mart
Wearing nothing but a smile

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terrible

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saltrock
"absolutely no idea whatsoever"

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Dear lord in heaven NWOD, what the hell is that on your face?

My nipples are OVER AN INCH across. Each.

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Jimmy Big Nuts
CounterCulture Vex'

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*falls off chair*

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Nathan Bleak
It's all grist to the mill

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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
are you really shit at marketing?

Speaking of marketing, I am being absolutely shit hot this week. I've got press coverage coming out of me ears at the moment, even for stupid shitty non-stories that i never thought any fucker would print. Add in competition wins, high profile coverage in key sector reviews, someone writing a book on us, and some decent rescue work on formally crappy brochures, I feel - for the first time ever - really pleased wiht the work I'm doing, rather than horribly guilty at the disastrous mistake my company made in hiring me.

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Now that you've called me by name?

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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad

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Heh. Cheese.

We should have a comeback thread.

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile

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oh yeah, nipples, i'd forgotten.

mine are like a rice krispie cut in half widthways, stuck in the middle of a 10p coin.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by saltrock:
My nipples are OVER AN INCH across. Each.

Just to confirm - that's the nipples themselves, not the areola?

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Vogon Poetess

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Swotty gayboy loves his job!

My nips remain an unmeasured enigma. Far more alluring that way.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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saltrock
"absolutely no idea whatsoever"

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:

quote:
Originally posted by saltrock:
My nipples are OVER AN INCH across. Each.
Just to confirm - that's the nipples themselves, not the areola?

Christ on a bike love! If it were just the nipple that would be like, deformed!

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New Way Of Decay

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*Punches the air* PR0pZ teh EssJay!

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BUY A TICKET AND WATCH SOME METAL

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Sidney
Her Glorious Reneging Brumness

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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
Can I post a funny I just read.

Michael Kelly is my other favourite website after TMO:

An Example of a Chapter Written By A Novelist Whose Wife Does All The Descriptions Of Clothes (And Trees) For Him, He Just Leaves Gaps In The Manuscript For Her To Fill In, And They've Had a Fight. Oh and She Reckons The Hero is Obviously A Surrogate For The Novelist and The Heroine Is Based On This Absolute Whore He Secretly Fancies

sORRY, i SpAcKed uP tHe LiNk fIrsT TimE

That is excellent and lolsome. I wish that walrus trees really existed.

[ 21.02.2007, 11:52: Message edited by: Sidney ]

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They give you a pen as fat as a modest cock and you're expected to dab it on the page, as though you were mopping the dregs of an afternoon Tommy.

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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad

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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
My nips remain an unmeasured enigma. Far more alluring that way.

Yes, my brief urge to measure my nipples for TMO was quite easily quashed. They are a perfectly reasonable size, that is all anyone needs to know.

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ralph

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I held mine up to the screen against an image of a metric ruler. I guess I just care more.

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saltrock
"absolutely no idea whatsoever"

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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
*Punches the air* PR0pZ teh EssJay!

Will it look really gay if I say I've missed you? Oh sod it. I don't care if does -

I've missed you!!!! xxx

I wandered over after all the talk on TMT.

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sam
TMO Member

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
I held mine up to the screen against an image of a metric ruler. I guess I just care more.

Can I take back what I said earlier?

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A day without laughter is a day wasted.
In memory of Alastair

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by sam:

quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
I held mine up to the screen against an image of a metric ruler. I guess I just care more.
Can I take back what I said earlier?

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saltrock
"absolutely no idea whatsoever"

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quote:
Originally posted by sam:

quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
I held mine up to the screen against an image of a metric ruler. I guess I just care more.
Can I take back what I said earlier?

Um, probably not. It's out there and will be brought up in years to come for some vague, bizarre reason. That'll learn you!

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New Way Of Decay

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Awwww, thanks for popping by. I feel like this picture now:

picture currently wearing a wide-on belt. Click to maximise cuteness.

That means I've missed you. Obvs, in fear of looking like an ungrateful and emotionally stunted prick.

[ 21.02.2007, 12:12: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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sam
TMO Member

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quote:
Originally posted by saltrock:

quote:
Originally posted by sam:

quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
I held mine up to the screen against an image of a metric ruler. I guess I just care more.
Can I take back what I said earlier?
Um, probably not. It's out there and will be brought up in years to come for some vague, bizarre reason. That'll learn you!

Hi.

It's good to 'meet' you and Sidney. I don't know you at all, though I remember a bit of Sidney's posting.

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A day without laughter is a day wasted.
In memory of Alastair

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Jimmy Big Nuts
CounterCulture Vex'

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quite an interesting day on tmo. I'm glad that sam is back.

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Jimmy Big Nuts
CounterCulture Vex'

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we should have a meet where we all get to try it on with sam. London's the best place for a meet. The Cock on Great Portland Street.

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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad

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Isn't that guaranteed to end badly?

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Yeah, I should start threads more often.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
we should have a meet where we all get to try it on with sam.

lol. I'm in.

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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad

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It's the cross board pollination, Misc. That's the key. That and the fact that a bit of nostalgia is good for the soul.

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile

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it would lead to all the boys growing judds, though, which would be interesting

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New Way Of Decay

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I suppose I'd better return home and face 'THE RACK OF DEATH'

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Ringo

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I find Louche's online persona pretty attractive, if I'm honest.

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sam
TMO Member

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Laugh? I cried.

Can you all come to Leicester?

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A day without laughter is a day wasted.
In memory of Alastair

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Jimmy Big Nuts
CounterCulture Vex'

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I don't think so, sam. It's The Cock on Great Portland Street.

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ralph

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[ 21.02.2007, 12:18: Message edited by: ralph ]

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
I find Louche's online persona pretty attractive, if I'm honest.

Could we construct a TMO Hott-o-Bott from components of TMO femmes? H1ppy's voice would be in there for starters.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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VP's nips, as they're an unmeasured enigma.

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Jimmy Big Nuts
CounterCulture Vex'

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